Topic: The Curse of NOORY . . .

[EvB]

I dropped in to the c2c chat tonight.  This was the one exchange between GN and me:

[Frys Girl]

Recently, I've gained 5 pounds. I kept telling myself "someone has it out for me. someone is giving me evil eye". This explains it.

Other strange happenings include buying a tv wall mount on ebay and it arrived only to be the wrong fit. It's all Noory! Holy Shit!

[danDNA]

i cant believe he said that! or done that to you frysgirl. the wanker.

[Frys Girl]

This curse is REAL. No shit. I have a dead animal behind my wall. I smell it. There's a story behind it, but I think it's a flying squirrell that crawled into a wall vent from outside. I heard it when it was alive and now the rooms smell like death. It must be snoory. Too much strange shit.

[VictoriaPandora]

Goddammit! I wondered where these two pimples came from, my skin is normally clear. Now I know! The bastard, he just doesn't care about anything at all!!!!!

[Michael Vandeven]

on a serious note, i find a recurring theme among ALL of the coast to coast chat snippets i've been shown.  george NEVER gives a substantive answer to a question.  NEVER!!  every response is a poorly executed attempt at wit or cuteness.  ev's question is something i'd genuinely like to see a response to, and what do we get?  some pap about putting curses on people.

fuck you, george noory.

[Boomer]

I dropped in to the c2c chat tonight.  This was the one exchange between GN and me:

What if we all got together some night and chanted a Curse on his sorry ass?

[workingindreamland]

I'd be soooooooooo scared! . You are such an evil man George.

[Boomer]

What if we all got together some night and chanted a Curse on his sorry ass?

I just happened to think what we could do. We could all get in the chat area at a time when he was on the air and do some black magic so he would have uncontrollable shits and farts loud enough to hear over the radio, he probably farts all the time while he's on the air anyway.

[Michael Vandeven]

I just happened to think what we could do. We could all get in the chat area at a time when he was on the air and do some black magic so he would have uncontrollable shits and farts loud enough to hear over the radio, he probably farts all the time while he's on the air anyway.

hmm... i'm sure he's sitting in front of a rack full of audio processing equipment, not the least of which is a noise gate, so the farting noise probably wouldn't get onto the air anyway.  i think our best hope is to curse him into such a case of the shits that the spatter damages said equipment.

yeah.  that's the ticket.

[Boomer]

hmm... i'm sure he's sitting in front of a rack full of audio processing equipment, not the least of which is a noise gate, so the farting noise probably wouldn't get onto the air anyway.  i think our best hope is to curse him into such a case of the shits that the spatter damages said equipment.

yeah.  that's the ticket.

If the farts are wet enough maybe the SOB will Electrocute himself.

[Michael Vandeven]

If the farts are wet enough maybe the SOB will Electrocute himself.

well, it would seem that goes without saying.