Topic: What's your favorite Hello Kitty item?

[Caruthers612]

     And yes, you're allowed to choose the vibrator. ;-) If you can include a photo, so much the better.

Mordred, what likes all things pink and female

[EvB]

I can't show you my ACTUAL favorite Hello Kitty.  Someone I used to know found it in a department store in China.  I imagine it was one of a kind - or it not, one of a very few.  I've attached a reasonable facsimile.

[Spikegirl]

I hate Hello Kitty. 

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I'm more of a Maromi-chan fan.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

[EvB]

OMG Phan!  Where did you find that?  TOO funny!

[danDNA]

it was my pencil case until i saw that gun. gimme.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

OMG Phan!  Where did you find that?  TOO funny!

I typed in "Hello Kitty Dildo", and that popped up.  Interesting....

Here's the gun in action.  Notice that there is another model in the second pic.  and the last is an AK-47 version for you Soviet Firearm buffs.

[Caruthers612]

     Phan, if there was a spam named after you, we'd have to call it Phan. What a phantastic contribution to this thread you've made! The question is, do these guns fire pink bullets? And if so, are they real, or perhaps filled with KY jelly?

M

[Pirate King Atomsk]

     Phan, if there was a spam named after you, we'd have to call it Phan. What a phantastic contribution to this thread you've made! The question is, do these guns fire pink bullets? And if so, are they real, or perhaps filled with KY jelly?

M

Maybe they're "Love Bullets". I mean, Ted Nugent has a "Love Grenade"..so it kinda makes sense.

[Frys Girl]

I prefer Kerope.

[EvB]

Maybe they're "Love Bullets". I mean, Ted Nugent has a "Love Grenade"..so it kinda makes sense.

You know - the idea of bullets filled with KY just makes me think of Paintball - DAMN but that HURTS!

[Caruthers612]

      I kept waiting, but none o' you nudniks found it, so here it am. Ladies and Germs, the Hello Kitty Washing Machine.

M

[EvB]

My son spent a few month in China when he was 15.  I had known that the Japanese were into "cute" to a degree that most of us would find nauseating, but apparently, so are the Chinese (at least the Urban ones)

I don't know if anyone noticed - but my "Hello Kitty" example was of a misprint a friend of my son's found while in China, and ACTUALLY says "Hell Kitty."  The Chinese people in their party found that a disappointment - the Americans, a hoot.

Also - my son tells a story of how kindergartners went to school at what he described as "the butt-crack of dawn" They walked in organized groups - and Jared SWEARS that each and every one of them wore sneakers that make a dog-toy squeaking sound while they walked. His "alarm clock" while he was there was the chitter-chatter of 4 to 6 year olds and their little feet going "Squeek Squeek Squeek" as they skipped along to school.

[Caruthers612]

        OK, so there is one HK item that tops the list: Yes, Virginia, there is a pink Hello Kitty Armored Personnel Carrier.

M

[Sybil]

     And yes, you're allowed to choose the vibrator. ;-) If you can include a photo, so much the better.

Mordred, what likes all things pink and female

Oh God! Don't get me started!!!!

I just bought luggage....but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

I have pictures to prove it.

BTW....How do I post pics?

[Sybil]

you been served

[Sybil]

        OK, so there is one HK item that tops the list: Yes, Virginia, there is a pink Hello Kitty Armored Personnel Carrier.

M

Ooops! You beat me to the Armored Carrier, dammit!

Take this, then!

[Michael Vandeven]

Ooops! You beat me to the Armored Carrier, dammit!

Take this, then!

hahaha

[Sybil]

hahaha

Am I gonna have to be the first to bust the really sick HK shit out?

I don't mind really.

Hello Kitty Bondage room at the Adonis....One of the many Love Hotels in Japan.

[Caruthers612]

Am I gonna have to be the first to bust the really sick HK shit out?

I don't mind really.

Hello Kitty Bondage room at the Adonis....One of the many Love Hotels in Japan.

       I like the cut o' yer jib, kid. The question is, would you join me at that love hotel--and who would put who in the cuffs?

M

[Sybil]

       I like the cut o' yer jib, kid. The question is, would you join me at that love hotel--and who would put who in the cuffs?

M

We could take turns.

Then I'll make you toast with plum jam.

[Sybil]

Don't think I'm going to let this thread die!

[Caruthers612]

Don't think I'm going to let this thread die!

        Like I say, kid, I like yer swerve. And if that's you in your profile photo, I propose immediate marriage and a barn burning.

M

[Sybil]

        Like I say, kid, I like yer swerve. And if that's you in your profile photo, I propose immediate marriage and a barn burning.

M

Well.....

That is me in the black skirt above and here I am in one of my HK shirts.

[Frys Girl]

here I am in one of my HK shirts

so hot!! I had no idea HK was this big. If I wore a keropi shirt like that it would not be the same. I get it now.

[Sybil]

so hot!! I had no idea HK was this big. If I wore a keropi shirt like that it would not be the same. I get it now.

Well....try this on for size.....

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Well....try this on for size.....

WOW. And WOW.

[EvB]

Now THIS is the REAL Hello Kitty!   

HERE

[Sybil]

WOW. And WOW.

Are those good WOWs?

I hope so because I have a whole drawer full of Hello kitty underthings.