I say we use a chat program or some such thingy to hang out together on Halloween. We can tell insensitive jokes about cripples and minorities, unless you are one in which case you can tell mother jokes. My Mom won't mind, I promise. We can speculate as to how long it took George to learn to grease up and bend over in just the right way so that both he and his cell mate could achieve the highest ecstasy. We can show off our pumpkins with uploaded photos and quips like: "Your mother's a pumpkin." See the hilarity?
Druid hookers welcome.
M