Topic: New Forever Joke Thread

[Caruthers612]

     I decided to create this 'ere joke thread, so's we denizens can just add a joke whenever we's a mahnd to. Hence the name. Here's a thought from the mahnd o' the great Stephen Wright:
   
    "I wrote a song once, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and think: "That might be it.""

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[Caruthers612]

       Jeez Louise, not a one o' you woolly mammoths has a joke, pun, witticism or burnin' hunk o' sarcasm to proffer? Very well, I'll go again:

       "If you armadillo, won't he be dangerous?"

        See? Facile.

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[EvB]

I'd like to reply - but I'm in a mood -- my car was towed  ==  DAMMIT!


Oh well -- post again and it's likely I can come up with something..

I warn you though - I'm a "Shaggy Dog" fan -- Jokes that are obscure and go on for a while  . . ..

[Spikegirl]

I don't know any good ones.

[Caruthers612]

      "If Jack helps you off a horse, will you help Jack off a horse?"

       AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! <Thud!>


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