I just gave myself my first self-haircut. Why does that sound naughty... Anyway, I always get a military buzz cut, and out here, it's $40 for the cut plus I always tip the little piece of ass--I mean hairdresser!--$10. Today, it finally occurred to me that I own clippers and an electric shaver and a handheld mirror. Taking my life (or something) in hand, I sallied forth into the bathroom and...My head is boot camp approved! That's $100 a month I just saved myne self.
You're probably axing yourself why I not think of this beefer. Well, I have suffered several head injuries in my life--that could be it. Also, who'd want to give up the chance to hit on that young hairdresser if there's even a *chance* she'd make me her personal shower slave. Not that kind of shower, you sickos.