So - if we say, "Please George, go to hell . ." he will say _________ ?
Me: Go to Hell, George.
Asshat: So, do you think Hell is like another dimension completely, or could it be a portal?
Me: Didn't you hear me, asshat? I said go to Hell!
Asshat: Hmm. I've always believed that.
Me: Believed what, you blithering fucking jiz bucket?
Asshat: 2012 isn't far off. I think the Bush administration would prefer we not talk about it. I've always believed that.
Me: Fuck you, sir. Fuck you. (click)
Asshat: Thank you for listening, Michael. West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
Caller: Fuck you, George.
Asshat: Aw, shucks. Thank you. What can I do for you?
Caller: Oh Christ.
Asshat: Mmm hmm. Fascinating.