scene: room interior. late night in a brightly lit radio studio somewhere in California. the room reeks of cheap cologne. a commercial plays across the speakers in the room as a swarthy, brutish looking man stares off into space, his expression is relaxed and blank as he stares at a computer screen.
suddenly, CRACK! BAM!!
The door flies open and hits the wall, which shakes violently, the simpleton gives a slight start, but remains sitting stupidly, trying to process the incident.
A woman's face peers quickly from behind the door, scanning the room and it's inhabitant quickly, eyes darting, then Dixie Butcher casually enters, 30-30 raised at her shoulder, finger near the trigger, but not on it. She senses no threat and wears a look of pure disgust on her face as she views the lone radio personality, takes a couple of sniffs at the air and and makes a face.
Dixie: (shakes head) "Aagh ! Bleah..."
Man: "Whu Re Blur Pa?" . "Dur?"
Dixie: "I have come to chew bubblegum and eliminate retards. And I am all out of bubblegum."
alternate line #1:
Dixie: "Animal Control!! Somebody called about an out of control wild boar in the building!"
alternate line #2:
Dixie: "REDNECK IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!"
