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The end of the Mayan Calendar - December 21, 2012 - What is it?

Just another day.
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The end of the world.
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A new spiritual beginning.
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Some type of transformation.
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A slice of tart rhubarb pie.
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Camazotz Automat

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Removed like a Jungian slice of lime from a wormhole, or a single coin from a stack of God's change, the Maya calendar can be thought of as a symbol for the end of all that is.

Having said that, this poll will self destruct on December 21, 2012 ...

... around noontime, GMT.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die."

- H.P. Lovecraft, The Nameless City, 1921




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Max

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Re: 2012 - Mayans - The Calendar - End of the World
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 08:18:18 PM »
no it don't its just a calendar.. and a new cycle will start.. thats all..

just like a new year.

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Re: 2012 - Mayans - The Calendar - End of the World
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2008, 11:26:24 PM »
christ i can't wait for 2012 to come and go.  it will be a real pleasure to watch george lose 83% of his show material as a result.

Camazotz Automat

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2008, 01:44:30 AM »
christ i can't wait for 2012 to come and go.  it will be a real pleasure to watch george lose 83% of his show material as a result.

George Noory: Now that it's come and gone, Steve, do you think 2012 was just the beginning? I mean, it could be 2025 before it all really happens, couldn't it Steve?

Steve Q: The Winged Serpent: That's right, George.  It's all laid out.  I'm no expert on that particular subject, the Mayan countdown, but in many ways, it parallels what the Bible has to say.  There's even evidence Christ visited places all over the globe, affecting various societies and cultures.  That knowledge was handed down, framed in other beliefs.  But the seed was there.

George: Well, I will be here on air to cover it and we'll call you, Steve when it happens.  Would you be willing to do that?  Come on the show if something cataclysmic occurred?  We have to ride it out.  I really believe that.

Steve:  That's right, George.

George:  We'll be right back ... with your calls for Steve Q: The Winged Serpent,
next, here on Coast to Coast, AM.

(queue Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit In the Sky" bumper) 

(fade IN Tahiti Village promo featuring Wesley Snipes)

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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2008, 04:00:54 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA. CLASSIC!

{The Spirit in the Sky and Wesley Snipes bits REALLY painted the picture clearly for me.}
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2008, 04:57:21 PM »

George Noory: Now that it's come and gone, Steve, do you think 2012 was just the beginning? I mean, it could be 2025 before it all really happens, couldn't it Steve?

Steve:  That's right, George.

George:  We'll be right back ... with your calls for Steve Q: The Winged Serpent,
next, here on Coast to Coast, AM.

(queue Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit In the Sky" bumper) 

(fade IN Tahiti Village promo featuring Wesley Snipes)


Wow -- I must miss most of the REAL cheese by using the stream.  I'd hear "spirit in the sky" then elevator music for a while.

Michael Vandeven

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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 12:30:40 AM »
Wow -- I must miss most of the REAL cheese by using the stream.  I'd hear "spirit in the sky" then elevator music for a while.
oh god.  i haven't heard it in years... but is it still that shitty sax music?  that crap sounds like it belongs in a scene from an 80's movie where two guys are in a car and they're driving somewhere to take care of something urgent.

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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 02:16:45 AM »
oh god.  i haven't heard it in years... but is it still that shitty sax music?  that crap sounds like it belongs in a scene from an 80's movie where two guys are in a car and they're driving somewhere to take care of something urgent.

*HOWLING*

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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 12:33:13 AM »
what am i on?  the guy talks about 2012 every time he's faced with dead air.

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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2008, 08:05:56 PM »
I just had a thought. Be alarmed. And I have a question, not related to my thought.

Ok: I am predicting that Art's last c2c broadcast will be his prediction show on Dec. 31, 2011/Jan. 1, 2012, and that. Is the end. of the world.

Now, my question: Has anybody seen an article online about government agents of some sort in California holding a conference to tell people that there's no evidence Art Bell exists and to stop worshiping him or something? I was reading it sometime last week, but now I can't find it. It was on here somewhere, damn it. This site is too huge now!
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Michael Vandeven

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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2009, 02:07:33 PM »
you know something... it just occurred to me that this prediction didn't pan out.  nice try, tho.

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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2010, 03:12:31 PM »
Please list EVERY utterance made by the Gilded Turd about 12-21-2012.  Especially if someone comes across some of the older material ("Classic" --shudder-- Nuri).  Let us document it all so that when nothing happens, we'll be able to enjoy all the foretold terror we missed!
**M**

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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2010, 06:31:22 PM »
There's a lot of talk IF something will happen in 2012 ... who WANTS something to happen in 2012?

If you WANT something to happen, why do you want it?

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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2010, 08:09:24 PM »
 YES DOOM:   


because if nothing happens I have bought all these non-hybrid survival seeds and a bunch of spaghetti-o's for no reason.  Since Y2K I have been buying out the market in both + twinkies so I can lock them away in a hidden bunker in the midwest.  There is only 1 key to the door and on the day of doom I plan to destroy the key and forget where the bunker went so when future civilizations find the stock-pile they will question who we were as a group of people and why we would have all that Alex Jones stuff locked away for no one to use...

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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2010, 01:26:26 AM »


Given the choices, I chose the hippie way out ;-)

Recovering Noorholic

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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2010, 01:28:48 AM »

Given the choices, I chose the hippie way out ;-)

This is interesting - sociologically - that you chose B over C.

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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2010, 05:11:26 AM »
I would rather have nothing happen. But if something does I would rather face doom than a world of hippies.

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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2010, 07:05:35 AM »
I would rather have nothing happen. But if something does I would rather face doom than a world of hippies.




I agree... hhahahahahahah. 




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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2010, 07:27:14 PM »
I would rather have nothing happen. But if something does I would rather face doom than a world of hippies.


Okay, Cartman ;-)



Michael Vandeven

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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2010, 06:53:28 PM »

Okay, Cartman ;-)
hmm... i've gotta agree with dloc on this one.  i mean... jesus... LOOK at those people!

I know you probably haven't seen this before, but here it is.  Repeat after me: soap.  S-O-A-P.  Soap.
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M. Knight

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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2010, 07:24:40 PM »
hmm... i've gotta agree with dloc on this one.  i mean... jesus... LOOK at those people!

I know you probably haven't seen this before, but here it is.  Repeat after me: soap.  S-O-A-P.  Soap.
-Andy Kaufman





bbwwhahahahah


MABUSE

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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2010, 01:14:40 AM »
jeez..thanks to the whole corpus for taking my request seriously and responding accordingly!   :-[
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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2010, 01:26:28 AM »
Please list EVERY utterance made by the Gilded Turd about 12-21-2012.  **M**

To do this would invite a sudden cranial explosion for a common bloke.

Michael Vandeven

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« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2010, 09:44:12 PM »
I was at a Love-In with about 3,000 hippies one hot summer day in 1967 at Griffith Park in L.A. when the entire Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels came roaring in and ruined everything. Believe me, compared to the Hell's Angels the hippies were a breath of fresh air.  :P :D


haha, no doubt.  i'd take the hippies, too, if given a choice between the two.

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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2010, 02:49:46 PM »
No, I do not want "something" to happen.  I am not bored  with life.  I have too much going on already and things ARE happening.  Plus I do NOT believe in the Evangelical "end times" stuff. 

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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2010, 04:42:59 PM »
To have the time to know about everything.
Dies,
Then, we must not forget it.
To have a soul.
A problem.
Not so easy to remember his old life.
Do not think you should fear or be afraid of the future.
Whatever it happens.
Very life-time force that will go in if it were,
To walk around thinking for a day on what will happen.
Is it good for the soul health? I'm not a doctor hahha laugh a bit
This problem is well not to live at all. Suppose that it may live again.

Many time I use MP3 sound;
hypnosis to be replenished in the torrent.
I lie listening to.
The best way is well not to collect large amounts of food, water.
Think it will work more with his soul,
Where to feel for themselves, feeling,
Ly to be more heard about its interior. deeper part of himself.

Then I think you perform better in 2012 as living dead body.

Many people do not always have opportunities. before one is aware of anything new in his life.

Michael Vandeven

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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2010, 07:41:13 PM »
No, I do not want "something" to happen.  I am not bored  with life.  I have too much going on already and things ARE happening.  Plus I do NOT believe in the Evangelical "end times" stuff.
hear hear!

beyond that, i'll see you guys in 2013 when we all sit around talking about what a bunch of bullshit this whole 2012 thing was.

Michael Vandeven

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« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2010, 07:44:01 PM »
gabor... are you using an online translation service to convert swedish to english?

M. Knight

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« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2010, 10:19:26 PM »
gabor... are you using an online translation service to convert swedish to english?


Actually, it reads like Noory quotes.