Author Topic: Hot Or Not (Read 2049 times)

Michael Vandeven · « **on:** July 28, 2008, 12:38:36 PM »

could someone please tell me... is this woman supposed to be considered attractive? just an innocent question.

PhantasticSanShiSan · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:42:44 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on July 28, 2008, 12:38:36 PM

could someone please tell me... is this woman supposed to be considered attractive? just an innocent question.

NOT!!!!! I can't stand Maggie "PukeBags" Gyllenhall. ARRGHGH!!!!

*picks up bar of Lava soap and scrubs eyeballs*

Max · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:47:32 PM »

paperbag anyone? :p

darkfae · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2008, 12:52:11 PM »

I know only 1 time she was hot and that is in Secretary.

Pirate King Atomsk · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:35:04 PM »

She's definitely not hot by the typical standards, but I think she's sometimes cute in an awkward way.

I mean, hey, she could be as ugly as Amy Winehouse.

cthulhubunny · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2008, 09:44:02 AM »

definitely hot in my book.

my book happens to be the necronomicon tho so.. there ya go.

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:11:22 AM »

she has an old lady face.

PhantasticSanShiSan · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2008, 09:35:07 PM »

....and crazy serial killer eyes.

slipstream · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2008, 10:14:15 PM »

attractive, yes. hot, no.

have a nice day

Caruthers612 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2008, 06:28:14 AM »

Oh...God. I knew you and I were on the same wavelength, Michael, I just didn't realize this included our deepest terrors. For years, I have been wondering how every camera lens in a forty mile radius didn't crack whenever this unspecificied hominid appeared in front of them. All I can tell you is, everything that makes me want to peel my own skin off and offer myself up to them cattle mutilating aliens in return for getting me lightyears away from It, that is what runs through me with a diarrhetic shudder when I am forced to see It.

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cthulhubunny · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2008, 03:29:21 PM »

Thora Birch.

Actually - you don't even need to answer the question. I just love any excuse to post this picture of her...

nowitall · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2008, 04:55:01 PM »

Who is it?

PhantasticSanShiSan · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2008, 07:48:54 PM »

Thora Birch can be oh-k sometimes. But just oh-k.

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2008, 05:03:38 AM »

Maggie Gyllenhaal galloping on her horse straight into the delivery stable of MV?s subconscious mind.

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Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #14 on:** August 02, 2008, 02:24:37 AM »

i think my biases regarding "mags" stem from the fact i'm just not into white women. that, coupled with her overall unattractiveness, are just too much to take.

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #15 on:** August 02, 2008, 05:33:22 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 02, 2008, 02:24:37 AM

i think my biases regarding "mags" stem from the fact i'm just not into white women. that, coupled with her overall unattractiveness, are just too much to take.

Perhaps the topic should be retitled to White Or Not.

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darkfae · « **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2008, 07:26:37 AM »

Now that, my friends, is a hot green chick.

VictoriaPandora · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2008, 08:17:47 AM »

Secretary was an interesting movie, I'd recommend it.
For those who haven't seen it...

Lee Holloway, the socially awkward and emotionally sensitive younger daughter of a dysfunctional family, adjusts to normal life after having been hospitalized after suffering a serious injury due to her tendency for self-harm. She learns to type, starts to date an acquaintance named Peter, and begins to work as a secretary for an eccentric attorney, E. Edward Grey, who hires her despite her stilted social skills and unprofessional appearance.

Though at first Grey appears highly irritated at Holloway's typos, it soon becomes apparent that he is sexually aroused by her submissive behavior. After he confronts her about her self-injury addiction and commands that she never hurt herself again, the two embark on a BDSM relationship. Lee experiences a sexual?and personal?awakening, and she falls deeply in love. Edward, however, displays insecurity concerning his feelings for her, and he shows shame and disgust over his sexual habits. After a particularly sexual escapade in his office, he fires Lee.

Spikegirl · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2008, 08:29:41 AM »

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on August 02, 2008, 05:33:22 AM

I remember that episode of Star Trek, where the dancing green woman tried to seduce Capt. Kirk.

slipstream · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2008, 11:25:55 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on August 02, 2008, 02:24:37 AM

i think my biases regarding "mags" stem from the fact i'm just not into white women. that, coupled with her overall unattractiveness, are just too much to take.

Before you posted that image of "Mags" I had no idea who she was. I have since looked at several pictures of her. Also, I found opinions on another message board. Some said she was ugly others supported her beauty.

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Premise: She isn't ugly or unattractive.
Premise: Neither is she a total knock out.
Conclusion: She is a nice(pretty?) looking woman.

PhantasticSanShiSan · « **Reply #20 on:** August 02, 2008, 11:54:58 AM »

Don't be fooled! Puke-Mags is Satan-Spawn!

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #21 on:** August 02, 2008, 02:44:09 PM »

Quote from: Spikegirl on August 02, 2008, 08:29:41 AM

I remember that episode of Star Trek, where the dancing green woman tried to seduce Capt. Kirk.

actually, i believe she was seducing captain christopher pike in the pilot which didn't actually air until used in bits in the episode entitled The Menagerie.

darkfae · « **Reply #22 on:** August 02, 2008, 06:35:24 PM »

Quote from: VictoriaPandora on August 02, 2008, 08:17:47 AM

Secretary was an interesting movie, I'd recommend it.
For those who haven't seen it...

Lee Holloway, the socially awkward and emotionally sensitive younger daughter of a dysfunctional family, adjusts to normal life after having been hospitalized after suffering a serious injury due to her tendency for self-harm. She learns to type, starts to date an acquaintance named Peter, and begins to work as a secretary for an eccentric attorney, E. Edward Grey, who hires her despite her stilted social skills and unprofessional appearance.

Though at first Grey appears highly irritated at Holloway's typos, it soon becomes apparent that he is sexually aroused by her submissive behavior. After he confronts her about her self-injury addiction and commands that she never hurt herself again, the two embark on a BDSM relationship. Lee experiences a sexual?and personal?awakening, and she falls deeply in love. Edward, however, displays insecurity concerning his feelings for her, and he shows shame and disgust over his sexual habits. After a particularly sexual escapade in his office, he fires Lee.

I absolutely love this movie. I am tempted to say my favorite. It broke the boundaries for what a "love movie" should be to me. I hate the traditional ones and I am a weird girl....LOL

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #23 on:** August 02, 2008, 08:44:24 PM »

Confessions of a Chlorophylliac

One can only imagine the challenges such a fetish presents while dating... Navigating the BDSM terrain as presented in Secretary is child's play compared to locating a woman who possesses the innate ability of photosynthesis.

Susan Oliver (olive, get it?) portrayed the Orion slave girl in Star Trek in the unaired pilot The Cage 1965, later recycled for The Menagerie 1966. The Cage aired in its complete form and in color much later, in 1988.

Another green-skinned woman in my life is Vitina Marcus who played Athena on Lost in Space on two episodes, the first of which aired in September 1966. This is interestingly close in time to when The Cage should have aired. Vitina would forever guarantee an obsession with women in body suits or women wearing low slung hip belts in lieu of any clothing - even as Susan Oliver created my laser lust intense scrutiny of green female armpits and Medusianesque hair.

Both women incredibly breathtaking.

Photosynthesized sex. Chlorophyllic kink.

Camazotz Automat: more than a mere tree hugger, but a tree bugger - broadcasting his Johnny GreenAppleseed.

Here are two of Vitina:

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P.S.

Secretary is an excellent primer in basic BDSM for those who are green in ways other than skin. I pull my punches daily on this board, but today, I delivered a small tap. Welcome to a very small corner of my world. One can almost imagine Alan Shore of Boston Legal madly humping a head of lettuce at this point. It has yet to be pointed out James Spader was the dominant star in Secretary.

We have come Fool Cyrkle like a Red Rubber Ball.

PhantasticSanShiSan · « **Reply #24 on:** August 02, 2008, 09:29:13 PM »

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on August 02, 2008, 08:44:24 PM

P.S.

Secretary is an excellent primer in basic BDSM for those who are green in ways other than skin. I pull my punches daily on this board, but today, I delivered a small tap. Welcome to a very small corner of my world. One can almost imagine Alan Shore of Boston Legal madly humping a head of lettuce at this point. I don't think it has yet been noted James Spader was the dominant star in Secretary.

And so it begins........from one small seed........ahh, the shatterpoints...

LIFE.....It's about connections...

BTW, I don't usually go for green dames, but that tall drink of spirulina puts the warp in my warp drive. Hot.

darkfae · « **Reply #25 on:** August 02, 2008, 09:41:08 PM »

Nothing in the world like a vegetarian diet....LOL

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #26 on:** August 02, 2008, 09:50:23 PM »

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on August 02, 2008, 09:29:13 PM

And so it begins........from one small seed........ahh, the shatterpoints...

LIFE.....It's about connections...

And so it begins, indeed. Spoken like a true Tall Man. No doubt while you do not prefer "green dames," I detect your fascination with Ladies in Lavender.

Once MV mentioned Maggie and skin color, and after someone mentioned Secretary, everything was INSTANTLY set in green philosopher's stone so that I could guide it back to Susan Oliver, Vitina Marcus, James Spader and beyond - the entire scaffolding boring into my cerebral cortex like a St. Elmo's Fire plasmatic Sentinel.

Coincidentally, Vitina is a life long vegetarian. Perhaps that is why she appears in such striking form below left, taken in November 2007, at the age of 68! I dare say she could pass for the white-haired Taarakian (center) in the animated film, Heavy Metal. Perhaps a long lost soulmate to Elric of Melnibone (right) in the flesh as it were.

Now. Where did I put Stormbringer?

CAMAZOTZ AUTOMAT

PhantasticSanShiSan · « **Reply #27 on:** August 02, 2008, 11:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on August 02, 2008, 09:50:23 PM

And so it begins, indeed. Spoken like a true Tall Man. No doubt while you do not prefer "green dames," I detect your fascination with Ladies in Lavender.

Once MV mentioned Maggie and skin color, and after someone mentioned Secretary, everything was INSTANTLY set in green philosopher's stone so that I could guide it back to Susan Oliver, Vitina Marcus, James Spader and beyond - the entire scaffolding boring into my cerebral cortex like a St. Elmo's Fire plasmatic Sentinel.

Coincidentally, Vitina is a life long vegetarian. Perhaps that is why she appears in such striking form below, taken in November 2007, at the age of 68! I dare say she could pass for the white haired Taarakian in the animated film, Heavy Metal. Perhaps a long lost soulmate to Elric of Melnibone in the flesh as it were.

Now. Where did I put Stormbringer?

CAMAZOTZ AUTOMAT

An aside. My wife and I were driving and as we pulled up to a stoplight, I notice this fellow walking, talking on his cell, and rhythmically bobbing his head quickly to one side. I giggled as I saw my wife notice him, turn to me, and say "What's up with that guy?" I replied "Gyllenhaal's Syndrome". She said "What's that?" "Galloping head" I answered.......from a small seed...

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2008, 05:45:11 AM »

here's another creature, the continued fascination for whom i fail to understand.

nice biceps.

bleh.

darkfae · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2008, 07:37:05 AM »

There were few times when Madonna looked good.....this is not one of those times. That is the most hideous picture ever.

OMFG get a sex change why don't you?

Author Topic: Hot Or Not (Read 2049 times)

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