I don't know, maybe I am. It's hard to know where the line is these days. I am happy to share where I stand on some issues, though:
Gay marriage - yes
Pro choice - yes, support a woman's right to choose, but hope she chooses life
Right to own a gun - yes
Restrictions on owning assault rifles, canons, SCUD missiles, tactical nukes - yes, please
Free markets, including free trade - yes
Separation of church and state - yes
Lower taxes, less government - yes
Islamism a real threat - yes
Can't think of many other "litmus test" issues at the moment, but feel free to ask them.
I'll take the test:
Gay marriage - yes, but 'marriage' is a religious institution and I don't see why they'd want to get involved.
Pro choice - yes, but the place is getting a bit crowded so could you maybe just cum on her tits?
Right to own a gun - I used to say no, but as I get older I lean more towards yes as far as handguns go.
Restrictions on owning assault rifles, canons, SCUD missiles, tactical nukes - yes, but that's what props up the global economy
Free markets, including free trade - yes
Separation of church and state - yes
Lower taxes, less government - I'd be happier to pay higher taxes if they were spent more sensibly. So I guess that's a no.
Islamism Fundamentalism of any sort a real threat - yes, and if you don't agree... well, fair enough.
Ultimately, I consider myself a liberal because I feel guilty if I walk past a homeless guy.
I don't mean I give him money, I just feel vaguely guilty for not feeling more guilty.