A comparative analysis.
This, I believe, is Knapp's current version (he keeps re-writing, honing the wording like a poet):
Good evening everyone, you’re in the right place at the right time. This is Coast to Coast AM. Coming at you, blasting out of the Mojave Desert like a sirocco, blazing across the land, into your town, into your home, slamming into your radio like a supercharged nano particle of unobtanium.
Greetings from the boldest, bawdiest most outrageous city in the world, the planetary capital of sun, fun, sin, sex and secrets, my not so humble hometown, Las Vegas, Nevada.
My name is George Knapp, your occasional host, your designated driver of the airwaves, and moderator of tonight’s upcoming cacophony of conversation. Glad to be with you once again.
A) Knapp has every version of his, including this one, committed to memory but
B) Noory has a post-it on his hand for his, slamming into his forehead like a supercharged particle of left-over dog turd.