Topic: What should George's next job be

[Frys Girl]

Supreme Court Chief Justice

Not before Judge Judy.

[Grimace]

Supreme Court Chief Justice

Perhaps he could also be Mitt Romney's running mate... anything that would put some distance between him and C2C.

[HorrorReporter]

Perhaps he could also be Mitt Romney's running mate... anything that would put some distance between him and C2C.

Didn't he hint at running for office? Imagine Richard Hoagland as the head of NASA and Mitch Battros in charge of the National Weather Service

[Sardondi]

Okay, you definitely got me with that one!

[George49]

He should be a sanitation worker since he's good with waste and garbage.

[Sardondi]

Bovine Semen Extraction Quality Control Technician - which suits him because no verbal facility is necessary. But warm hands help.

[stevesh]

Bovine Semen Extraction Quality Control Technician - which suits him because no verbal facility is necessary. But warm hands help.

And he could surely cite his experience in Premier Radio Executive Semen Extraction on his resume.

[BobGrau]

Bovine Semen Extraction Quality Control Technician - which suits him because no verbal facility is necessary. But warm hands help.

...and he has a lot of experience producing bovine faeces. 

[Sardondi]

And he could surely cite his experience in Premier Radio Executive Semen Extraction on his resume.

And he has his own kneepads.

[ShayP]

Let's see....

I'm not even sure if these are real jobs.  If not, George could start an empire. 
Noory's next job could be:

RCH's personal beard trimmer

Butt Plug Sizer

Gimp

Jizz Mopper

Piss Boy

LMH' s pedicurist

Coloring Book Artist

[Sardondi]

Let's see....

I'm not even sure if these are real jobs.  If not, George could start an empire. 
Noory's next job could be:
....

Butt Plug Sizer

Gimp

Jizz Mopper

Piss Boy
....

Wow. Just...wow.

[stevesh]

Let's see....

I'm not even sure if these are real jobs.  If not, George could start an empire. 
Noory's next job could be:

RCH's personal beard trimmer

Butt Plug Sizer

Gimp

Jizz Mopper

Piss Boy

LMH' s pedicurist

Coloring Book Artist

Excellent, but you forgot Donkey Fluffer in Tijuana.

[ShayP]

Excellent, but you forgot Donkey Fluffer in Tijuana.

Remember...He was nearly kidnapped in Mexico.  I doubt he'd want to go back. 

[onan]

I think a coffin weight would be a good job.

[CleopatraStratifies]

Uhuh oh no don't go there!  No more jobs!  Jobless, thank u very much!

[CleopatraStratifies]

I think a coffin weight would be a good job.

Yes, a coffin resident would be too morbid.

[BigDave]

A manager at a Walmart or Sams Club

[Falkie2013]

he could be a professional corpse like on NCIS or CSI.

he'd look so lifelike no one could tell he wasn't dead.

though it might drive down ratings.

hmm, or on a fake 1000 ways to die piece

now there's an idea.

how would you like to see george die one day ?

defenestrated ?

some kind of bizarre darwin files death ?

ground up in a tree mulcher ?

or eaten by a wild animal whom itself dies after eating some bad snoory ?

[Sardondi]

he could be a professional corpse like on NCIS or CSI.

he'd look so lifelike no one could tell he wasn't dead.

though it might drive down ratings.

hmm, or on a fake 1000 ways to die piece

now there's an idea.

how would you like to see george die one day ?

defenestrated ?

some kind of bizarre darwin files death ?

ground up in a tree mulcher ?

or eaten by a wild animal whom itself dies after eating some bad snoory ?

Seriously? "How would like to see George die?" You thought about this post at least long enough to key it. And you never got the itch to just hit "Remove"? No second thoughts? Wow.

[UFO Fill]

Obviously Faulkie has been listening to sNoory for too long.  At least it's not the deaths of children.

[ziznak]

he did say "fake" 1000 ways to die piece... I don't know if you guys are familiar with the show but its very tongue in cheek.

yer fine falk call yer therapist back and cancel.

[Falkie2013]

Seriously? "How would like to see George die?" You thought about this post at least long enough to key it. And you never got the itch to just hit "Remove"? No second thoughts? Wow.

It was meant to be both a reflection of my bitterness, disgust and annoyance that a clown like Snoory has dragged down a program that I LOVED listening to into the depths of some kind of broadcasting sewage filled pit.

It was also sarcastic.

Under Art I seldom kept the radio off.

Now with Snoory its usually kept off because most programs have guests that are idiotic or Snoory asks some question or makes some comment that is so inane and stupid that I can't listen anymore.

I really can't stand that former government official that keeps telling us that we have to buy locally and re-organize our local governments.

Like I'm gonna buy dish soap from some guy on a corner with a raincoat or butcher my own cow and make hamburger or grow and mill my own wheat ... ad nauseum...

[Thomas Firepickle]

Master marital-aid demonstrator though he was once warned to take off the angel wings back set harness.  He does go to interviews and forgets to take them off before leaving his car.

[ziznak]

George would be great as a faraday cage test pilot.... except I'd like him to take on the hardcore side of this test pilot echelon... have him fly solo in the microwave testing branch

[Widget]

Unfortunately, George Noory isn't going anywhere. He has Premiere Radio Network's full backing and that is not going to change. Like it or not, he'll be around for quite some time. That's the way things are and it will continue, unflappable. It's more apt to ask us what our next jobs will be.

[ItsOver]

Thanks for the update, George.