Author Topic: Bad Plastic Surgery (Read 6778 times)

MV · « **on:** May 06, 2012, 11:12:57 PM »

I'll start.

carmen campuzano... whoever that is.

MV · « **Reply #1 on:** May 06, 2012, 11:14:42 PM »

by the way... my inspiration for this thread was eddie coyle's mentioning of billie joel's daughter in another thread. her name is alexa joel. she's had "some work."

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #2 on:** May 06, 2012, 11:21:44 PM »

No visual evidence needed. But EVERY FUCKING LAST ONE of those innumerable "Housewives of.." would qualify. I have never seen a nanosecond of those shows, but those atrocious monstrosities are on the cover of "US Weekly" and "People" and other worthless magazines that assault my eyes when I'm in line at the supermarket.

bluth co. · « **Reply #3 on:** May 06, 2012, 11:34:57 PM »

sweet christ, how could she think that looks presentable? Take it away!

Morgus · « **Reply #4 on:** May 07, 2012, 01:47:57 AM »

Checkout this site:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

Frys Girl · « **Reply #5 on:** May 07, 2012, 08:27:00 AM »

Guys, have you seen Mob Wives. Good show on vh1. Anyway, one chick has a bad boob job.... well actually it was a nice boob job but you can't just get one boob job and go.... you have one, maybe have a kid, and you have to do a maintenance surgery every decade at least.

Two other women one the show, Rene and Big Ang(ela), are famous for the procedures they've had done.

It's really just a way to feel better about oneself, and once the high fades, it's time for another procedure, or a new drug...

Here's my contributions:

Big Ang, the worst possible pic of her I could find...poor woman. She's actually the coolest chick on the show:

Rene looks kinda OK.... but she has bad days with her surgery. I think her nose is a bit joan rivers:

Drita:

b_dubb · « **Reply #6 on:** May 07, 2012, 10:50:11 AM »

gross. that's why I have broadcast cable. I don't see any of this crap. don't pay for it either

McPhallus · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2012, 12:42:16 PM »

Big Ang at least has some amazing fun bags.

b_dubb · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2012, 12:57:46 PM »

Quote from: McPhallus on May 07, 2012, 12:42:16 PM

Big Ang at least has some amazing fun bags.

disturbing fun bags. her chiropractor must drive a Bentley

Frys Girl · « **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2012, 01:02:21 PM »

Victoria Gotti: Every wise guy's dream:

M. Knight · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2012, 01:20:21 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on May 06, 2012, 11:12:57 PM

I'll start.

carmen campuzano... whoever that is.

Her "before" photo is a lot better.

hosehead · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2012, 01:26:42 PM »

That one went horribly wrong. His left eyebrow is stuck in that position.

MV · « **Reply #12 on:** May 07, 2012, 01:31:09 PM »

Quote from: hosehead on May 07, 2012, 01:26:42 PM

That one went horribly wrong. His left eyebrow is stuck in that position.

haha, i knew this one would eventually creep its way in.

hosehead · « **Reply #13 on:** May 07, 2012, 01:32:38 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on May 07, 2012, 01:31:09 PM

haha, i knew this one would eventually creep its way in.

It was a meatball. I had to swing.

How about this one? Why are people afraid of wrinkles? I embrace mine.

M. Knight · « **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2012, 02:00:28 PM »

Frys Girl · « **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2012, 03:38:25 PM »

MV · « **Reply #16 on:** May 07, 2012, 03:52:16 PM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on May 07, 2012, 03:38:25 PM

while greta did in fact have an eye lift, my recollection is that the results of her procedure were generally perceived to have been beneficial.

MV · « **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2012, 03:52:44 PM »

Quote from: M. Knight on May 07, 2012, 02:00:28 PM

yikes.

preston · « **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2012, 04:29:42 PM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on May 07, 2012, 01:02:21 PM

Victoria Gotti: Every wise guy's dream:

I remember a show called Victor/ Victoria

11angeleyes11 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 07, 2012, 04:55:15 PM »

. . . and you wonder why you have always and forever only seen my eye?

M. Knight · « **Reply #20 on:** May 07, 2012, 05:04:56 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on May 07, 2012, 03:52:16 PM

while greta did in fact have an eye lift, my recollection is that the results of her procedure were generally perceived to have been beneficial.

yup.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #21 on:** May 07, 2012, 05:37:18 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on May 07, 2012, 03:52:16 PM

while greta did in fat have an eye lift, my recollection is that the results of her procedure were generally perceived to have been beneficial.

I think she looks better now than when this photo was taken, when she looked joker-ish. Her face lift settled/healed well. She was very honest with her audience (I watch her show sometimes....) about it. She's a scientologist, BTW. I bet she went to a Scientologist plastic surgeon lol. Give me the "tom cruise package." Also, my spell check doesn't recognize scientologist as a proper word. lol!

MV · « **Reply #22 on:** May 07, 2012, 08:02:42 PM »

lionel richie's ex-wife diane:

in other news, lionel hasn't aged a day. god bless him.

MV · « **Reply #23 on:** May 07, 2012, 08:11:19 PM »

melanie griffith:

downright frightening.

MV · « **Reply #24 on:** May 07, 2012, 08:21:44 PM »

Quote from: M. Knight on May 07, 2012, 01:20:21 PM

Her "before" photo is a lot better.

holy shit. that's awful. she looked great BEFORE the surgery. wtf. here's another angle for further consideration of this atrocity:

MV · « **Reply #25 on:** May 07, 2012, 08:29:04 PM »

how many times would your uncle need to inappropriately touch you for this to be possible?

MV · « **Reply #26 on:** May 07, 2012, 08:30:28 PM »

No, the legs are not detachable.

Ben Shockley · « **Reply #27 on:** May 07, 2012, 09:16:24 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on May 07, 2012, 08:29:04 PM

how many times would your uncle need to inappropriately touch you for this to be possible?

Imagine the wild theories that archaeologists a few thousand years from now will develop after they unearth this thing's embalmed remains.

Excuse me: if they unearth them. An entity this bizarre probably won't settle for anything as mundane as a "burial."

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on May 07, 2012, 08:30:28 PM

No, the legs are not detachable.

Speaking of burials: I'm guessing that, after all that work, the Will calls for a permanent mounted display of the head.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #28 on:** May 07, 2012, 09:36:27 PM »

Morgus · « **Reply #29 on:** May 07, 2012, 09:57:48 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on May 07, 2012, 08:30:28 PM

No, the legs are not detachable.

looks like some girl who was way too much into her Barbie dolls and considered them a role model?