Author Topic: Date with George Noory Auctioned for Charity (Read 2299 times)

Recovering Noorholic · « **on:** April 19, 2012, 11:16:36 AM »

If you're a single woman or a gay man, you can buy George Noory at a charity auction. You'll enjoy a romantic dinner with George at Burbank's Annie Morton's Steakhouse and take-home a fabulous 21-piece cookware set, too! While auctioneers can't guarantee you'll get lucky after dinner, chances are pretty good that the youthful Noory - with his new P90X bod - will ravish you right on the table.

Bidding is up to $500 so hurry before people realize that wasn't really a date with Bashar al-Assad they were trying to win and start to retract their bids.

http://www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/clearchannel/catalog_items/300629

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2012, 12:17:55 PM »

Quote from: Recovering Noorholic on April 19, 2012, 11:16:36 AM

If you're a single woman or a gay man, you can buy George Noory at a charity auction.

Don't those groups suffer enough as is?

stevesh · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2012, 02:13:55 PM »

I've got $50 that isn't doing anything. I think we should all chip in, win the auction, and send Eddie Coyle out to kick Simple George's ass.

fysisist · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2012, 02:23:03 PM »

^^^ I'm in.

Paper*Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2012, 02:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Recovering Noorholic on April 19, 2012, 11:16:36 AM

If you're a single woman or a gay man, you can buy George Noory at a charity auction. You'll enjoy a romantic dinner with George at Burbank's Annie Morton's Steakhouse and take-home a fabulous 21-piece cookware set, too! While auctioneers can't guarantee you'll get lucky after dinner, chances are pretty good that the youthful Noory - with his new P90X bod - will ravish you right on the table.

Bidding is up to $500 so hurry before people realize that wasn't really a date with Bashar al-Assad they were trying to win and start to retract their bids.

http://www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/clearchannel/catalog_items/300629

Hmmm, $500 to pretend to like George and pump him for insider information during dinner, then tell him he sucks and smear a piece of pie in his face for desert. Walk away with a nice set of pots and pans...

11angeleyes11 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2012, 02:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Recovering Noorholic on April 19, 2012, 11:16:36 AM

If you're a single woman or a gay man, you can buy George Noory at a charity auction. You'll enjoy a romantic dinner with George at Burbank's Annie Morton's Steakhouse and take-home a fabulous 21-piece cookware set, too! While auctioneers can't guarantee you'll get lucky after dinner, chances are pretty good that the youthful Noory - with his new P90X bod - will ravish you right on the table.

Bidding is up to $500 so hurry before people realize that wasn't really a date with Bashar al-Assad they were trying to win and start to retract their bids.

http://www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/clearchannel/catalog_items/300629

Is it optional where you get ravished? I am a private person, under the table is preferable.
And, please no harmful cooking services on the cookware, I would dislike having to return them. Cooking lesson would be an added bonus.

preston · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2012, 03:36:14 PM »

Terms: Includes dinner with George Noory on Thursday, June 14, 2012 at Arnie Morton's Steakhouse in Burbank, CA from 6pm-9pm. Radio hosts Bill Handel, John & Ken, Bill Caroll, and Tim Conway Jr. will also be present at dinner. Winner must be at least 21 years old. Travel and accommodations are not included. Cookware in condition as donated.
I wonder i boy toy tommie will also be there.

McPhallus · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2012, 04:16:17 PM »

Someone has anger issues.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on April 19, 2012, 02:27:03 PM

Hmmm, $500 to pretend to like George and pump him for insider information during dinner, then tell him he sucks and smear a piece of pie in his face for desert. Walk away with a nice set of pots and pans...

McPhallus · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2012, 04:20:34 PM »

Quote from: preston link=topic=3087.msg65895#msg65895 Radio hosts Bill Handel, John & Ken, Bill Caroll, and Tim Conway Jr. will also be present at dinner.
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That's some serious top-shelf talent.

b_dubb · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2012, 06:19:38 PM »

Quote from: Recovering Noorholic on April 19, 2012, 11:16:36 AM

If you're a single woman EDIT( with a really low sense of self worth ) or a gay man EDIT( with really poor taste in men and no real standards to speak of)

there. that was bugging me. I figure if the message gets targeted to a smaller group then less people are likely to waste any time with this farcical bullshit.

I don't know of any charities that deserve this sort of abuse

preston · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2012, 06:22:13 PM »

I see George is up to 1000.00 he is closing in on P Diddy
1-Hour Power Meeting with Music, Fashion and Entertainment Mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs in NYC or LA
Current Bid: $28,500.00
Number of Bids: 20
Minimum Next Bid: $31,000.00
Estimated Value: $15,000.00
Lot Closes: Wed, 25 Apr 2012 3:02:00 PM EDT

fabucat · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2012, 07:04:47 PM »

This is pretty funny! The whole idea, I mean.

preston · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2012, 07:44:56 PM »

Here is a list of all that are in this charity

Have Dinner for 2 with Bill Handel and The Morning Crew on June 14 in LA and Take Home a Platinum 21pc Cookware Set
Current Bid: $1,251.01
Number of Bids: 5
Minimum Next Bid: $1,501.01
Estimated Value: $5,000.00
Lot Closes: Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:00:00 PM EDT

Grab a Friend and Enjoy Dinner with Bill Carroll on June 14 in LA Take Home a Platinum 21pc Cookware Set
Current Bid: $500.00
Number of Bids: 1
Minimum Next Bid: $550.00
Estimated Value: $5,000.00
Lot Closes: Fri, 27 Apr 2012 6:00:00 PM EDT

Recently Updated! Have Dinner with KFI AM 640's John & Ken on June 14 in Los Angeles
Current Bid: $3,401.00
Number of Bids: 10
Minimum Next Bid: $3,651.00
Estimated Value: $10,000.00
Lot Closes: Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:00:00 PM EDT

Dinner for 2 with LA Radio Icon Tim Conway Jr. on June 14 in LA Take Home a Platinum 21pc Cookware Set
Current Bid: $650.00
Number of Bids: 3
Minimum Next Bid: $750.00
Estimated Value: $5,000.00
Lot Closes: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 1:00:00 AM EDT

Dinner with Radio Host George Noory on June 14 in Burbank, CA and Take Home a Platinum 21pc Cookware Set
Current Bid: $1,000.00
Number of Bids: 4
Minimum Next Bid: $1,100.00
Estimated Value: $5,000.00
Lot Closes: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 1:00:00 AM EDT

coaster · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2012, 08:42:36 PM »

estimated value is 5,000.

McPhallus · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2012, 08:53:50 PM »

Quote from: coaster on April 19, 2012, 08:42:36 PM

estimated value is 5,000.

Of cookware: $4,950.

Lovely Bones · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2012, 09:18:15 AM »

Apparently all the other celebs actually have time for dinner, but not Georgie. Festivities said to end at 9, Georgie starts C2C at 10, west coast time.

So he's chipping in limo service for the winner, offering to transport them to the C2C studios and allowing them to watch C2C broadcast for a whole hour.

Whoopee.

preston · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2012, 06:02:48 PM »

George Snorry Dinner Update
Currently Placed Bid:
placed by Lady Die $1,350.00 Minimum Next Bid: $1,600.00
Your Max Bid: $
Bid now

Estimated Value: $5,000.00
Bidding History: 6 bids
Watching
time left: 7 days, 6 hrs, 1 min
lot closes: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 1:00:00 AM EDT
I hope Lady Die likes pets.

Recovering Noorholic · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:36:42 PM »

Dinner with KFI AM 640's John & Ken on June 14 in Los Angeles
Current Bid: $3,401.00
Number of Bids: 10

Dinner with Radio Host George Noory. Radio hosts Bill Handel, John & Ken and Tim Conway Jr. will also be present at dinner.
Current Bid: $1,350.00
Number of Bids: 6

LOL - in other words, people are willing to pay $2,000 not to have George Noory at dinner.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2012, 11:03:31 PM »

Quote from: Recovering Noorholic on April 20, 2012, 10:36:42 PM

Dinner with KFI AM 640's John & Ken on June 14 in Los Angeles
Current Bid: $3,401.00
Number of Bids: 10

Dinner with Radio Host George Noory. Radio hosts Bill Handel, John & Ken and Tim Conway Jr. will also be present at dinner.
Current Bid: $1,350.00
Number of Bids: 6
This is it....... Noory's a joke.

LOL - in other words, people are willing to pay $2,000 not to have George Noory at dinner.

Oversoul · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2012, 08:43:42 AM »

Quote from: preston on April 20, 2012, 06:02:48 PM

George Snorry Dinner Update
Currently Placed Bid:
placed by Lady Die $1,350.00 Minimum Next Bid: $1,600.00

Estimated Value: $5,000.00

Wow, she (Lady Die) must be desperate, to be thinking that Noory is "to die for"?

The estimated $5,000 value is overrated for Noory. A Big Mac meal at McDonalds with Noory might be more like it. Very affordable and a quick meal. I could bid for that.

Paper*Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2012, 09:10:20 AM »

Quote from: Oversoul on April 21, 2012, 08:43:42 AM

Wow, she (Lady Die) must be desperate, to be thinking that Noory is "to die for"?

The most recent lunch with Warren Buffett was auctioned off for $2.3 million. George has to be wondering why lunch with a world famous celebrity investigator and journalist closing in on the mysteries of life can possibly be so much less than lunch with a stuffy older businessman. For fun, they should see what they could get for lunch with Art Bell.

I'm thinking Lady Die is Tommy running the bid up. Hope he gets it.

Oversoul · « **Reply #21 on:** April 22, 2012, 07:41:27 AM »

Quote from: Recovering Noorholic on April 19, 2012, 11:16:36 AM

If you're a single woman or a gay man, you can buy George Noory at a charity auction. You'll enjoy a romantic dinner with George at Burbank's Annie Morton's Steakhouse and take-home a fabulous 21-piece cookware set, too! While auctioneers can't guarantee you'll get lucky after dinner, chances are pretty good that the youthful Noory - with his new P90X bod - will ravish you right on the table.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on April 21, 2012, 09:10:20 AM

The most recent lunch with Warren Buffett was auctioned off for $2.3 million. George has to be wondering why lunch with a world famous celebrity investigator and journalist closing in on the mysteries of life can possibly be so much less than lunch with a stuffy older businessman. For fun, they should see what they could get for lunch with Art Bell.

I'm thinking Lady Die is Tommy running the bid up. Hope he gets it.

At the Charitybuzz site's Dinner-with-Noory auction bid, a certain EnkiArcheology has upped the bidding to date with a $1,600 bid. The next minimum bid is now $1,850.00. WOW!

But for this? Whether male or female, straight or gay, it's still yuck!

(Photo of George below, compliments of testpattern.)

(George Noory seen sunbathing
at Waikiki Beach, during inauguration
of the C2C Hawaii studio.)

M. Knight · « **Reply #22 on:** April 22, 2012, 07:06:22 PM »

Imagine if the winning bid turns out to be the Mexican gang GN talked about... "finish your guacamole, gringo."

PurpleChirple · « **Reply #23 on:** May 06, 2012, 03:01:45 AM »

Anybody know how much the dinner date with Simple George went for?

?

Frys Girl · « **Reply #24 on:** May 06, 2012, 10:22:52 AM »

Quote from: M. Knight on April 22, 2012, 07:06:22 PM

Imagine if the winning bid turns out to be the Mexican gang GN talked about... "finish your guacamole, gringo."

lol George would probably offer them Efoods salsa.

preston · « **Reply #25 on:** May 06, 2012, 04:38:34 PM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on May 06, 2012, 10:22:52 AM

lol George would probably offer them Efoods salsa.

With a hearty bowl of Tortilla Soup

Jasmine · « **Reply #26 on:** May 09, 2012, 12:53:35 PM »

If they change the restaurant to a Mexican one and throw in all the beer and sangria a goil like me can handle, then, yeah, I'd do him...uh...it!

Jasmine · « **Reply #27 on:** May 09, 2012, 01:19:46 PM »

Dinner for 2 with LA Radio Icon Tim Conway Jr. on June 14 in LA Take Home a Platinum 21pc Cookware Set
Current Bid: $650.00
Number of Bids: 3
Minimum Next Bid: $750.00
Estimated Value: $5,000.00
Lot Closes: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 1:00:00 AM EDT

Tim Conway, Jr.? As in son of Tim Conway from the old "Carol Burnett Show"?

Anyway, as for a date with George, I'd love to see an old, boozy and botoxed West Hollywood transvestite win the bid and really show George a good ol' time.

Paper*Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** May 09, 2012, 03:35:13 PM »

Quote from: Jasmine on May 09, 2012, 01:19:46 PM

Anyway, as for a date with George, I'd love to see an old, boozy and botoxed West Hollywood transvestite win the bid and really show George a good ol' time.

Yeah, but George was hoping for something different this time

ksm32 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 12, 2012, 03:53:36 AM »

Quote from: Jasmine on May 09, 2012, 12:53:35 PM

If they change the restaurant to a Mexican one and throw in all the beer and sangria a goil like me can handle, then, yeah, I'd do him...uh...it!

Feed him Mexican ? and BEER ?.. that would be one tough gig, even if you passed out way before him you may not wake up.