Topic: Guests That QUACK!

[coaster]

giorgio's  transformation into a woman is almost complete. the weird hair, the fake tan, the eye shadow.

[expat]

Yet another provocation to pound the bedside radio into dust: Some knuckle-dragger last night: "Hydrofluorosilic acid is just a catch-all phrase for all kinds of garbage."

FACT: It isn't.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Giorgio last week

[Morgus]

Giorgio last week

Giorgio was signing autographed pictures for a fee at Comic Con? 

[ziznak]

Giorgio last week

I love the shirts with his mug on them in the background!! hah.  Did you take this yourself Mr Monk?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Hey Z, yeah I was walking by and snapped a quick photo of him.
I think the autographs were free as long as you bought one of his products (I didnt spend long there).

He had these photos of himself in an Indiana Jones costume that were pretty funny.

[ziznak]

Yeah the pic looks candid!  Whose his homegirl in the pic? She looks like she's about to tell you that you have to pay to take a pic of Tsuckalots.  Don't know about you but I have him pegged as a lifer at this point.  With his "ancient aliens" status I think he's gonna be a science schmoozer like Hoagland now for good.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Yeah the pic looks candid!  Whose his homegirl in the pic? She looks like she's about to tell you that you have to pay to take a pic of Tsuckalots.  Don't know about you but I have him pegged as a lifer at this point.  With his "ancient aliens" status I think he's gonna be a science schmoozer like Hoagland now for good.

No she was really nice, that picture doesn't do her justice. I attached a better pic of her because she deserves better.

[ziznak]

ahhhhh... so you get them digits?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

ahhhhh... so you get them digits?

No, I tried though. I told her aliens had given me a message to convey to select members of the human race. I then told her I would share that message with her over drinks that night, but she said no.

[ziznak]

ouch!.. I would have went with a much different approach... you know how many times she's probly heard something like that?? Then again it really doesn't matter... women know within a half sec if your "naked time" material.

[Frys Girl]

Giorgio last week

Why is that chick wearing a bad for pants?


Giorgio sucks too, but I gotta admit he is smart. Anyone who finds a way to make George Noory useful knows what he or she is doing.

[expat]

A new low?? Last night's "Vedic astrologer" (Joni Patry). If I hear ONE MORE TIME that "we are all interconnected" I'll.... I'll.... I don't know what I'll do but it'll be scary.

[astroguy]

A new low?? Last night's "Vedic astrologer" (Joni Patry). If I hear ONE MORE TIME that "we are all interconnected" I'll.... I'll.... I don't know what I'll do but it'll be scary.

Expat, you should follow my podcast on Facebook (as should ALL OF YOU ... http://www.facebook.com/pages/Exposing-PseudoAstronomy/218172464933868 ).  I actually posted a "name those logical fallacies" that was just quoting from her:

Spot the Fallacies! "You see, astrology is actually-- it, it takes in all the sciences. I always say, 'It's the father of all the sciences.' It's the most ancient science. It takes into account mathematics, it takes philosophy, spirituality, and it also takes psychology. All of these factors of these sciences come into the study of astrology so it's not this woo-woo stuff that people think it is, it's very scientific, and it uses a lot of mathematical geometrical skills to understand the relationships of how the planets are and how they affect us. ... I can't prove the scientific variables, but I know from life experience that it just works."

Warwick posted as a reply:  Argument from meaningless noise.

[ziznak]

I'm looking forward to this morgellans guy in the first hour tonight.  He's out there... has to be.
http://www.morgellonscure.com/
something about somebody who uses cyan predominantly on a web site just kinda screams "QUAAAAAACK!"

[b_dubb]

i'm starting a new job at Wright-Patt Air Force Base soon.  if things go horribly awry, i'll always be able to call up Hoax to Hoax and make up some bullshit story about seeing AF recruits being fed to reptillian aliens and human alien hybrids being brewed up in a lab full of kitchen-aid mixers.  you know ... cause i'm like ... a government contractor and shit.  i SEEEEEE things

i joke about this now. come Monday i might be feeling very different. 

actually the tedium that comes with working for the Federal Government is really something to behold.  i bet i won't last a year before i wave a white flag and flee to the private sector

[ChewMouse]

i'm starting a new job at Wright-Patt Air Force Base soon.  if things go horribly awry, i'll always be able to call up Hoax to Hoax and make up some bullshit story about seeing AF recruits being fed to reptillian aliens and human alien hybrids being brewed up in a lab full of kitchen-aid mixers.  you know ... cause i'm like ... a government contractor and shit.  i SEEEEEE things

i joke about this now. come Monday i might be feeling very different. 

actually the tedium that comes with working for the Federal Government is really something to behold.  i bet i won't last a year before i wave a white flag and flee to the private sector

As soon as you accrue vacation time and stuff, you must work on that story and get it called in. We can help!

I know you've had a lot of changes in your life (based upon what you've written here) so my best wishes to you on starting the new job. I bet you'll be fine, but pre-new job nerves are universally awful. Empathy from the Mouse.

[Eddie Coyle]

actually the tedium that comes with working for the Federal Government is really something to behold.  i bet i won't last a year before i wave a white flag and flee to the private sector

         They took nine years from me (kinda like the gangsters taking Eric Roberts thumb in The Pope of Greenwich Village) basically all of my twenties. Merely getting hired for them was a never ending process, I actually got a notice for a piss test..scheduled at 11:45 PM! Refusal was grounds for disqualification. The fingerprint portion was surreal, it was in a vault that looked like something out of "Get Smart" in the basement of the Federal Reserve building in Boston. I almost felt important for a few seconds. Decent pay...but soul-crushing. I'm not good at following instructions or maintaining civility under duress.

        Good luck, though. Your job sounds infinitely more interesting than mine.

[b_dubb]

         They took nine years from me (kinda like the gangsters taking Eric Roberts thumb in The Pope of Greenwich Village) basically all of my twenties. Merely getting hired for them was a never ending process, I actually got a notice for a piss test..scheduled at 11:45 PM! Refusal was grounds for disqualification. The fingerprint portion was surreal, it was in a vault that looked like something out of "Get Smart" in the basement of the Federal Reserve building in Boston. I almost felt important for a few seconds. Decent pay...but soul-crushing. I'm not good at following instructions or maintaining civility under duress.

        Good luck, though. Your job sounds infinitely more interesting than mine.

yes. yes. and ... god i hope so

i don't know if people realize how insanely huge wright-patt afb really is.  it's a medium sized city unto itself.  finding anything of interest there would be a miracle.  i'm sure the "old-timers" will haze me when i start.  "hey ... are those aliens still frozen or did that freezer finally fail?".  stuff like that. 

http://www.think-aboutit.com/aliens/dental_technician_says_mandible.htm