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Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« on: March 17, 2012, 02:20:07 AM »
When using a Ouija board, I always use it by myself, and I usually start with a black candle that I allow to burn for a few minutes as I visualize myself and the room covered in a bloody light.  I then deliberately invoke Choronzon, pulling in all the negativity I can possibly assimilate.
 
I rest my fingers lightly on the planchette....

And I get WGSKQYGHXPV3FHT8.
 

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2012, 05:14:22 AM »
When using a Ouija board, I always use it by myself, and I usually start with a black candle that I allow to burn for a few minutes as I visualize myself and the room covered in a bloody light.  I then deliberately invoke Choronzon, pulling in all the negativity I can possibly assimilate.
 
I rest my fingers lightly on the planchette....

And I get WGSKQYGHXPV3FHT8.

Which, translated from the Sanskrit, means "George Noory Sucks!".

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2012, 06:12:16 AM »
Which, translated from the Sanskrit, means "George Noory Sucks!".
Explaining Noory's repeatedely stated stance against talking boards.  It's like some kind of wooden boy lie detector and he wants no part of it.
 
 

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2012, 09:25:16 AM »
What's the opposite of profundity? Well, those bitches were that.

"We are all connected"
"Death is not something to fear, it's a natural process"

*facedesk*

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2012, 11:00:28 AM »
What's the opposite of profundity? Well, those bitches were that.

Double jeopardy for insomniacs who tuned in: the shallow and vapid interviewing the shallow and vapid. 


George, Tilde, and Tina, a confluence of vague generalities. 

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2012, 11:40:07 AM »
omfg did I miss a vapid and shallow feedback loop? damn

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2012, 01:28:27 PM »
Explaining Noory's repeatedely stated stance against talking boards.  It's like some kind of wooden boy lie detector and he wants no part of it.


Likely a poseur move since Art was so against them, although AB at least had specific reasons for not liking them.

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 05:30:18 PM »
That "We are all connected" meme has been in the New Age handbook for ages. I'd like to get one of them -- preferably a sexy one like Miriam Delicado or Susan Shumsky (not a dawg like Kerry Cassidy) -- and ask them if this has any useful meaning at all.

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2012, 06:44:22 PM »
I think that Milton Bradley, or Satan or whoever, should make a special edition weegee with George's stupid mustache assed face on the planchette dumb prick that he is.

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 08:11:31 PM »
 "We are not of the physical world, but we know your physical world better than you do, for our vantage point is one that spans the physical and spiritual. We are what you refer to as guides, and we are Tina and Tilde’s guides. We are Demna, Em, and Melanie, but we also encompass other guides who would speak through us to you.

 
 We have been with the writers since their births, but we have known each other for an eternity. As guides, we have guided, protected, and watched over Tina and Tilde throughout their current lifetime. We are of the unseen and spiritual realm, and have a vested interest in the future of mankind." - from


 http://abookofinsight.com/?page_id=8

The creation of this topic/thread is not to dissuade anyone from listening to Friday's show if you have access to it.  Quite the opposite.  There ARE nuggets of gold for the patient listener, such as Noory suddenly asking if it makes him a "wimp" if he doesn't want to play with a Ouija Board. The visceral desperation in his voice was priceless. The conservative Christian caller that George allows to speak at length and then Noory follows with, "That's was what I was talking/worried about...."


The various  times George says "Not at alllllllllllllllllll....." or groans.

I appreciated the grotesque beauty of the whole demon dog and ghost pony show that sounded like Dr. Wayne Dyer interviewing  Rhonda Byrne, author of The Secret.

I loved hating this show. Not as enjoyable as hating an Ed Dames show, but acceptable.

The only thing strangely absent from Tilde and Tina's marketing is selling a customized talking board as a companion to their channeled book. Their guides better push that planchette, and push it hard.... and notify them of the opportunity.

One must strike while the iron is hot.




Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2012, 08:20:39 PM »
Oh, thanks for the pic. Not a patch on Delicado or Shumsky, but I could do Tilde.

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2012, 08:41:13 PM »
I loved this show!  And the picture of George with a gal on each arm, priceless.  Look at the colors, the color coordination is astounding.

Also, to be at Amazon soon, "The Ouija Board Bedside Companion, Dozens of Stories and Exercises To Utilize Your Planchette When Your Spririt Guide Tells You No."  I am gathering stories and researching for publication.  Send those stories to www.ouijagoo.com

George, if you are generous, you can write the forward.

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2012, 01:43:37 AM »
Who the heck would name a kid “Tilde”?  Granted it is better than “Semi-colon” or “Period.”  But still.

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 04:56:48 AM »
Who the heck would name a kid “Tilde”?  Granted it is better than “Semi-colon” or “Period.”  But still.

 I once dated a girl named Parenthetical Menses. 

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2012, 04:20:27 PM »
I used to talk to Captain Howdy.

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2012, 05:06:00 PM »
I used to talk to Captain Howdy.


"Mr. Spock, accompany me to the transporter.  We're beaming down to Planet Exorcist."
 
 "That may be unwise, Captain."
 
 (pointy ears twitching.)
 
 
 - - - -
 
 (Yes, that's RIGHT.  I have nothing better to do at the moment than to play with PaintShop.)

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2012, 05:30:02 PM »

 
 (Yes, that's RIGHT.  I have nothing better to do at the moment than to play with PaintShop.)

In that case, do me a favour and stick a DEVO energy dome on fort rock's head for me? thanks.

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2012, 10:07:53 AM »
Who the heck would name a kid “Tilde”?
I think "Cedilla" was already taken.

Re: Tina Fiorda & Tilde Cameron - OUIJA "experts"
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2012, 05:01:02 PM »

"Mr. Spock, accompany me to the transporter.  We're beaming down to Planet Exorcist."
 
 "That may be unwise, Captain."
 
 (pointy ears twitching.)
 
 
 - - - -
 
 (Yes, that's RIGHT.  I have nothing better to do at the moment than to play with PaintShop.)


Hysterical.