I listened to Noory's "interview" with Salem Witch, Lori Bruno, the other night. This woman's thick Bostonian accent (with a dash of Jewish Mama) really cracked me up. I reside just north of Boston, am not a native, and the accent, to me, is a hoot! For all we know, Bruno could be a distant, wacko-eccentric member of the Kennedy clan. "George, I sweah to Gawd, I sweah to the coven I begged Teddy NOT to drive that whorah, Mary-Jo Kopehcne, anywheh NEAHR that Chappaquiddick! But, I ask you, did he listen to me? NO!" Teddy nevah listened to me, Bobby nevah did, and John nevah did, and just look how they awl ended up! IN THE GUTTAH! In the MOAWRGUE on the coranah's table! I'm tellin' ya, George, those three nevah embraced the white light! They was too damn busy embracing BROADS!
Below is a pic of my home-girl in action. She's no doubt chasing away the dark feces of evil from some fish chowder joint down at the docks. Behind her is one of her disciples, a Harvard dropout who builds bombs in his parents' garage in Framingham, Mass, while listening to Heavy Metal. Bruno, with her Elvira hairdo (which houses a scorpion's nest of eggs) looks as if she's smoked one too many Marlboro's, and has soaked up far too much whiskey and sun while vacationing on Miami Beach.
Yet I must say, her message was a harmless one; be good and focus on and create positive energy in your sphere, so I'll give her ten points for that. Noory, as always, just couldn't come up with any original witch questions, and of course reverted to the evil/demonic angle. The moron even asked her if she dressed up for Halloween. For Christ sake, George, honey, google her images - the woman IS Halloween! I'm surprised he never asked her if she ever watched "Bewitched", and what she thought of Endora, Esmerelda, and Aunt Clara.