Ah yes, Batboy. What devoted reader of the highbrow and discriminating Weekly World News could forget this endearing, high-spirited tyke? This little batshit goober pulled on the collective heart strings of America, and never let go.
The sad but funny thing is, I can actually envision Noory having a guest on, a "Batboy expert", who would regale the listening audience with his harrowing tales of Batboy sightings on the back roads of Mississippi and Georgia. Noory: "Do you think Batboy is an extraterrestrial? Or perhaps a fallen angel? And how does he continue to evade state troopers?"
...albeit, "evade" is perhaps not in George's vocabulary. George Noory's Detroit school days: