A caller has just persuaded Noory to try his tuning fork experiment again....The imbecile Noory could not make the tuning fork sing more than a second or less, and the vibration was hardly audible. Yet he concludes: "I am very happy now after a successful experiment." ...
They found out later what Noory was doing wrong: after striking the tuning fork he was, uh, sticking the, uh,...handle, uh...up his own ass. And then he just grooved on the heavy vibrations...which accounts for his happiness apparently.
Now, ordinarily this is an activity which most of us would find intensely unpleasurable, much like hooking one's tongue to the electric buzzer of a doorbell. But there are some of us who, whether by fluke of nature, or from having, uh,
desensitized this ordinarily extremely sensitive area of the body by, uh, very excessive and repeated, massive overuse of some kind, can take such massive overstimulation of that area that most of us would find it very painful. But George was overheard to say that his perverse use of large tuning forks (which he called "riding the lightning") was a little something he had recently picked up
in a Mexican jail. Poor man. Will we ever know what really happened in George's "attempted kidnapping"? One's mind can only boggle at the kind and amount of "overstimulation" it would have taken to destroy an ordinarily extremely delicate and sensitive area of the body....