First call of the evening: May 7, 2012
Caller: "How are you, George?"
George: " All is well, did you know that I asked a waiter at the Greek restaurant tonight "How are yew?"
Caller: Wanting to go on with their paranormal tale, "Welll no, George I did not and I love your show."
George: "Yew know, I love my show too. The guests say it, the staff say it, and my Mother says it on Mother's Day."
George:" Now, back to the show, last night did yew know that my guest discovered Neil Diamond?"
Caller: Not knowing what to say, blurts out: "I have a paranormal story, and I am a paranormal investigator, and we investigated the Lincoln bedroom in the White House."
George: Oblivious to the caller, "You know that song by Neil Diamond that goes Hello, again, hello. . I just called to let yew know? Did you say you had a white house, back in Deerborn, my house was white, too with black trim."
Caller: "Why, no George, . . and the ghost we found was not Lincoln's ghost it was that attorney that Hilary was involved with, and it was actually a poltergeist and diamonds fell from the ceiling.?"
George: " Did you say Diamonds? Yes, How are yew? And the Neil Diamond song, well last night the man who began his career was on. As a kickback for me having him on he is going to discover me, yes me, and I will play all night tonight selections from Renditions With The Nighthawk and the first song I will be singings Hello, again hello, how are yew? The next song will be Missouri Woman, and the final one at the end of the first how will be Sweet DanGalanti. Stay tuned and don't touch that dial. . Hummmmsssssss."
Caller: "Yes, Obama was involved with the seance?" (A big click as the voice of George singing Cracklin' Rosemary get a new book, we're going write till there aint' no more to write, taking it low, Amazon don't you know.? breaks in and a commercial break for New Age Male begins.)