Yahoo! George and Marshall Masters (who the hell is Marshall Masters?) are going to discuss coming cataclysms. From the preview of tonight's train wreck, it would appear that Mister Masters or Master Misters or whoever the hell he is, got the news of impending doom from crop circles. Uh huh. Yep. Time to stock up on more freeze-dried food that will still be deelishus 25 years from now. Pole shifts, double suns, Planet X. And now, ladies and gentlemen, if you will step inside my tent, you will see the amazing tattooed lady direct from Borneo and the three thousand year-old reptile man who can levitate without the use of props or other hidden devices and predict your future while drinking pure vinegar and blowing it out his nose. Step inside the big tent and see for yourself!