Topic: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[tmock00]

George continues to get worse gradually, but over the years the further Art Bell seemed to get from coming back and the less he came around as a fill in host, the less George decided he had to worry about and the worse he seemed to get.   His laziness in preparing, his disinterest in the topics just shine through now.  No way would he have been singing and doing sound impressions if he thought Art Bell was anywhere around and available to come back. 

Yep - I think this nails it.

[meanmug247]

would there be any legal ramifications if someone shit in a box and mailed it to Noory? 

[Eddie Coyle]

would there be any legal ramifications if someone shit in a box and mailed it to Noory?

      Probably not...but announcing it beforehand on a public forum is a Noory-esque move.

[GiantEelBird]

I am truly at a loss to understand the vitriol on this board directed towards both George and his internationally esteemed guests.  Almost 500 pages of contempt , insults and derision?  I would suggest that this community at least temporarily suspend their overweaning negativity and attempt to embrace the unmitigated genius demonstrated by the guests that George has personally selected for us to be introduced to.

Perhaps my own experience might prove helpful to you in your personal journey towards Noorylightenment, because I nearly fell into the bear-trap of cynicism that pervades CoastGab.  I had ordered the first DVD in Ed Dames' remote viewing course, and after relentless study and studious application of the insights contain therein, I was entirely unsuccesful in my attempts to remote view Kate Upton.  Unlike many on this board, I correctly understood this to be a failing on MY part, rather than blaming my abject failure on George or Ed or a temporary lack of 'personal' lubricants. 

After fully comprehending these harsh facts, I redoubled my efforts by ordering Ed's second DVD.  After careful study, I was able to utilize my Second Charkra to open my Third Eye - and I must admit that that I was profoundly disturbed by what I then saw.  I CAUTION THE SQUEMISH THAT THEY SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY CLICK FORWARD TO THE NEXT POST WITHOUT READING FURTHER.   I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES THAT RESULT FROM WHAT I AM ABOUT TO REVEAL!

*****BEWARE!!  LAST CHANCE TO AVOID MY HORRIFIC REMOTE VIEWING VISIONS!!!!*****

I was transported to the parking lot of a VFW hall in East St. Louis.  My mind proceeded past the derelict Buicks and through a closed door to the reception hall within - where George was proposing a wedding toast to his daughter.  But as this was occurring, I remote-viewed  the waitstaff moving amongst the tables, asking the guests "Chicken or Beef"?  After each guest responded, the waiter would deposit a corresponding foil pouch of E-Foods Direct Chicken Tetrazzini or E-Foods Direct Beef Stew onto the guest's plate.

I then used my newly-acquired skills to take command of the lead waiter's mind.  Upon my remote command, the waiter yelled "E-Foods Direct entrees are People!", and then he promptly disembowled himself with a plastic spork.  Alex Jones (at Table 3 in my remote view (but for some reason Table 3 had Long-Range-Patrol Meals - you know, the ones with 'extra meat')  obviously realized I was using mind control and my psychic connection suddenly went dark.  Alex had clearly viewed  Ed's third DVD disc and I was powerless against his superior disc-ness.  I was thereafter shown to the psychic door of the psychic VFW hall and found myself in the psychic gutter, whereafter I burned Ed's DVDs in the woodstove to avoid the horrific realization that George and his guests were, in fact, correct about the great mysterises of life. 

Guide yourself accordingly.  Your mocking of Georgeous Christ may well be puninshed.  Do not say that I did not warn you of the consequences of your blasphemy...

Regards from Regulus 5,

GiantEel Bird
 

[Sardondi]

BWWAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!! 

[Agent : Orange]

I am truly at a loss to understand the vitriol on this board directed towards both George and his internationally esteemed guests.  Almost 500 pages of contempt , insults and derision?  I would suggest that this community at least temporarily suspend their overweaning negativity and attempt to embrace the unmitigated genius demonstrated by the guests that George has personally selected for us to be introduced to.

Perhaps my own experience might prove helpful to you in your personal journey towards Noorylightenment, because I nearly fell into the bear-trap of cynicism that pervades CoastGab.  I had ordered the first DVD in Ed Dames' remote viewing course...

EPIC.

[Morgus]

I am truly at a loss to understand the vitriol on this board directed towards both George and his internationally esteemed guests.  Almost 500 pages of contempt , insults and derision?  I would suggest that this community at least temporarily suspend their overweaning negativity and attempt to embrace the unmitigated genius demonstrated by the guests that George has personally selected for us to be introduced to.

Perhaps my own experience might prove helpful to you in your personal journey towards Noorylightenment, because I nearly fell into the bear-trap of cynicism that pervades CoastGab.  I had ordered the first DVD in Ed Dames' remote viewing course, and after relentless study and studious application of the insights contain therein, I was entirely unsuccesful in my attempts to remote view Kate Upton.  Unlike many on this board, I correctly understood this to be a failing on MY part, rather than blaming my abject failure on George or Ed or a temporary lack of 'personal' lubricants. 

After fully comprehending these harsh facts, I redoubled my efforts by ordering Ed's second DVD.  After careful study, I was able to utilize my Second Charkra to open my Third Eye - and I must admit that that I was profoundly disturbed by what I then saw.  I CAUTION THE SQUEMISH THAT THEY SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY CLICK FORWARD TO THE NEXT POST WITHOUT READING FURTHER.   I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES THAT RESULT FROM WHAT I AM ABOUT TO REVEAL!

*****BEWARE!!  LAST CHANCE TO AVOID MY HORRIFIC REMOTE VIEWING VISIONS!!!!*****

I was transported to the parking lot of a VFW hall in East St. Louis.  My mind proceeded past the derelict Buicks and through a closed door to the reception hall within - where George was proposing a wedding toast to his daughter.  But as this was occurring, I remote-viewed  the waitstaff moving amongst the tables, asking the guests "Chicken or Beef"?  After each guest responded, the waiter would deposit a corresponding foil pouch of E-Foods Direct Chicken Tetrazzini or E-Foods Direct Beef Stew onto the guest's plate.

I then used my newly-acquired skills to take command of the lead waiter's mind.  Upon my remote command, the waiter yelled "E-Foods Direct entrees are People!", and then he promptly disembowled himself with a plastic spork.  Alex Jones (at Table 3 in my remote view (but for some reason Table 3 had Long-Range-Patrol Meals - you know, the ones with 'extra meat')  obviously realized I was using mind control and my psychic connection suddenly went dark.  Alex had clearly viewed  Ed's third DVD disc and I was powerless against his superior disc-ness.  I was thereafter shown to the psychic door of the psychic VFW hall and found myself in the psychic gutter, whereafter I burned Ed's DVDs in the woodstove to avoid the horrific realization that George and his guests were, in fact, correct about the great mysterises of life. 

Guide yourself accordingly.  Your mocking of Georgeous Christ may well be puninshed.  Do not say that I did not warn you of the consequences of your blasphemy...

Regards from Regulus 5,

GiantEel Bird

You are a couple weeks late, but that was a great April's Fool... 

[Oliver Kloseoff]

E-Foods Direct Savory Groin Links. If corporations are people why can't E-Foods be people?

[Sunny cloud]

I wonder what "the suits" really called George in for?  Ratings or complaints?  He has attempted to pick it up some, without any more quality.  The man is a is just a p--- poor act.  I'd love to hear that the guests are starting to call in thier complaints about his abysmal interviewing skills. 
I will soon have to quit listening again because the anger I feel during the show tends to affect my attitude 24/7.  I wasn't near as cynical and cranky the few weeks that I shut him off.  He talks about the haters while he is the toxic king of haters!  Evil and negativity are a couple of his favorite subjects and he continually puts down Drs., scientists, the Government, and anyone he can while he's promoting the virtues of "super smart" George Noory.  Never have I heard such an ignorant man on ANY radio show.  Nor have I ever heard all the bought and paid for (IMO) kiss a-- time wasters that he has call in to stroke him.  IT JUST DOES'T HAPPEN IN THE NORMAL WORLD!  The man has real problems, and so do the rest of us, having to put up with him, or turn the radio off.  I applaud whoever it was that talked about his lack of understanding about most topics after all these years.

[saucy]

After a long absence from this forum, I just want to say that George an'Norrying has long since passed his expiration date; and so, what's up with that? 
Lately, I have only been tuning-in to C2C on Sat. nights to listen to John B. Wells. Although, after having to wait through more than a couple of GN adverts, ever with the volume turned down, I feel defiled all over again. He sticks to you, like something you can't wash off! (It's CREEPY!) His broken intonations, clumsy mispronunciations,limited vocabulary and general illiteracy are likely to cause brain damage for anyone with a high school education or better. His feeble attempts to speak the English language have become all but redundant, and downright excruciating to the average (as I said, high school educated or better) ear...Or maybe it's a regional thing? As I have suspected, taken into account by the regions that comprise a majority of the callers. Anyway, I've found it necessary to break the nightly habit of turning on the radio to C2C for all of the above mentioned reasons. And what's more, John B. Wells has a similar radio voice--intonations, and a quick wit that is similar to the great Art Bell's; not like Art, but comparable. I swear, I thought Art was back one night upon tuning in to JBW's Saturday show! I don't understand why they don't give JBW the goofy, Nitwit Noory's 5 nights!   

[michio]

George is talking with Mish 'The Downer' Shedlots, AGAIN.  What is it with Noory continually needing to start the program with news of how horrible the economy is, even though he went to the mall with his granddaughter and there were lots of people out shopping.  What is this fracker's agenda for drilling his ideas into our heads practically every other show? Remember that he told us, repeatedly, it's not his job to tell us what he thinks because he isn't the guest of the show.  "George Noory Sucks!" Truer words were never spoken.

[testpattern]

E-Foods Direct Savory Groin Links. If corporations are people why can't E-Foods be people?

Yummy Bomb shelter food from Georgie.... tastes like fresh ASS!

Order yours today.

<disclaimer: may cause sudden and chronic diarrhea, post nasal drip, bloody lesions, uncontrollable and nonsensical babbling and possible mutations>

[Sardondi]

...Although, after having to wait through more than a couple of GN adverts, even with the volume turned down, I feel defiled all over again. He sticks to you, like something you can't wash off...

"Defiled": best description of the Noory Effect ever.

[kf5iwe]

would there be any legal ramifications if someone shit in a box and mailed it to Noory?

Actually I, and I'm sure George, would be more impressed if you shit on the floor and finger paint the box and send it to George C/O Premrat fuckers LA CA 66666. You might even get called to be a guest!!!!

[Sardondi]

would there be any legal ramifications if someone shit in a box and mailed it to Noory?

Just in case someone might read this and get a brainstorm: it is a federal crime to mail "noxious substances" through the US mail or to deliver by private carrier (FedEx,etc.). It would be investigated by the US Postal Inspectors, who usually do deadly boring stuff like thefts from the mail and such, so they'd probably love a nice, very different, high-profile case to work, like someone mailing a major radio host a pants load. And they sure don't need a return address to track a letter or package.

[testpattern]

would there be any legal ramifications if someone shit in a box and mailed it to Noory?

The element of surprise would be lacking; I'm sure that Ed Dames would remote view the poo.

[Ben Shockley]

The element of surprise would be lacking; I'm sure that Ed Dames would remote view the poo.

Yeah, but only if he were trying to find a missing person, so the image wouldn't mean anything, so you'd still have the element of surprise.

[Ben Shockley]

...And they sure don't need a return address to track a letter or package.

I paraphrase the Principal in the movie "Grease," speaking after the boys "moon" the TV camera at the dance:
"At this moment, that shit is being sent to Washington, where the FBI have experts in this form of identification!"

[testpattern]

Wowzee... George thinks that brain-damaged babies might be evil. How does he come up with such profoundly asinine, abstract, nonsensical conjectures?

[WOTR]

Just in case someone might read this and get a brainstorm: it is a federal crime to mail "noxious substances" through the US mail or to deliver by private carrier (FedEx,etc.).

Any chance that a judge would throw it out as justifiable?  Perhaps somebody in Florida felt a little threatened by what comes out of their radio?  There has to be some work around.

Wowzee... George thinks that brain-damaged babies might be evil. How does he come up with such profoundly asinine, abstract, nonsensical conjectures?

And to think that I missed his wonderful conclusion this evening.  I am shocked that it is not the fault of the drug companies...

[M. Knight]

Wowzee... George thinks that brain-damaged babies might be evil. How does he come up with such profoundly asinine, abstract, nonsensical conjectures?

GN's worst nighmare must be a baby dressed up as a clown.

[BobGrau]

GN's worst nighmare must be a baby dressed up as a clown.

and wearing an Art Bell mask.

[Sardondi]

Any chance that a judge would throw it out as justifiable?  Perhaps somebody in Florida felt a little threatened by what comes out of their radio?  There has to be some work around...

Sort of a reverse-rock/paper/scissors, where you can't be held liable if what you send isn't as disgusting as the recipient is?

GN's worst nighmare must be a baby dressed up as a clown.

and wearing an Art Bell mask.

Okay, you guys got a lol from me.

[WOTR]

Sort of a reverse-rock/paper/scissors, where you can't be held liable if what you send isn't as disgusting as the recipient is?

That sounds like a reasonable defense.  Perhaps demanding a trial by jury and claiming that only CG members could possibly be your peers?  I would vote not guilty by reason of suckage.

[ZombiePoppa]

Sadly, though, there are MILLIONS of listeners in Buttf*ck (fill in state) cowering in their bunker with the guns they've given pet names to, who hang onto the Deyos' every word.  Ever since the terrible Tucson incident, I wonder how many Jared Loughners in waiting listen to stuff like Deyo and Ed Dames as gospel truth.

Don't forget Steve Quayle. These guys have been banking off their sky is falling BS for a long, long time. Quayle "retires", like, every 6 months saying the end is just days away, no more interviews! It's only a matter of time before they inspire some nutter who thinks he's got nothing to lose to go on a rampage.

I'm listening to a recent Stan Deyo interview, he's spewing some crap about Planet X and Snoory is peppering the conversation with "2012! 2012! 2012!". How about some real science? I loved that Neil deGrasse Tyson interview. It was refreshing.

[fysisist]

The element of surprise would be lacking; I'm sure that Ed Dames would remote view the poo.

If he were trying to RV poo, wouldn't he just see Noory doing the show?

[coaster]

A couple Noory gems from last night's show. He pronounced 'vimana' as 'virmana' and said "I'm going to get the philosophical for a moment". you'd think he would know how to pronounce vimana considering he pretends to know what they are on every episode of Ancient Aliens.

[b_dubb]

Don't forget Steve Quayle. These guys have been banking off their sky is falling BS for a long, long time. Quayle "retires", like, every 6 months saying the end is just days away, no more interviews! It's only a matter of time before they inspire some nutter who thinks he's got nothing to lose to go on a rampage.

I'm listening to a recent Stan Deyo interview, he's spewing some crap about Planet X and Snoory is peppering the conversation with "2012! 2012! 2012!". How about some real science? I loved that Neil deGrasse Tyson interview. It was refreshing.

This is what really pisses me off about Coast presently. Because a big chunk of their audience have mental illness (people with mental illness typically can't sleep at night) there's a built in multiplier for this sort of event to occur. Some would argue it already did with Heavens Gate/comet back in '97ish.  There's a slim margin between poor taste and screaming fire in a crowded theater

[Ben Shockley]

[Noory] pronounced 'vimana' as 'virmana' ... you'd think he would know how to pronounce vimana considering he pretends to know what they are on every episode of Ancient Aliens.

Business as usual.   He can't pronounce and knows nothing about any of the stuff he claims to have been reading about all his life.

[Ben Shockley]

There's a slim margin between poor taste and screaming fire in a crowded theater

Unfortunately, that's what a lot of modern American talk radio consists of.   I really wish that, when it comes time to pay the karmic bill, there would be a way to make sure that only the rancid (especially political) talkers took the heat.   But see~~ that would be violating free speech, and you CAN'T do THAT!!!!   "Common good" be damned!!

...people with mental illness typically can't sleep at night

Thanks for adding "mental illness" to my hypochondriac checklist!