Author Topic: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium (Read 1290892 times)

Seamus Capone · « **Reply #12270 on:** March 10, 2012, 01:09:11 AM »

Quote from: fysisist on March 09, 2012, 01:13:07 PM

That jackass insults the intelligence of anyone within earshot every time he opens his pie-hole.

Noory doesn't just insult your intelligence. He throws it in a dungeon and slowly tortures it for four hours.

Oversoul · « **Reply #12271 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:16:41 AM »

Quote from: Seamus Capone on March 10, 2012, 01:09:11 AM

Noory doesn't just insult your intelligence. He throws it in a dungeon and slowly tortures it for four hours.

Hmmmm. I thought Noory sprinkled some salt over it and then ate it raw. Ya know, like a vampire has to drink others' blood to keep alive. Noory has to prey on peoples' intelligence hoping to compensate for what he doesn't have.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #12272 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:29:16 AM »

Just got home from a night out. Noory is cut (thank God) from my local affiliate. HOwever, on KFI, where he broadcasts from, is running some crap topic about UFOs in Afghanistan.

I sense more energy in Noory. I think the cuts have alerted him to his suckiness.

Oversoul · « **Reply #12273 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:38:43 AM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on March 10, 2012, 02:29:16 AM

I sense more energy in Noory. I think the cuts have alerted him to his suckiness.

Not all the multi-vitamin and Viagra pills will boost Noory's energy and firepower for the show. He's just too old for the show. Coast To Coast needs a face-lift -- NEW BLOOD and NEW FACES/MOUTHS.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #12274 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:42:38 AM »

Quote from: Oversoul on March 10, 2012, 02:38:43 AM

Not all the multi-vitamin and Viagra pills will boost Noory's energy and firepower for the show. He's just too old for the show. Coast To Coast needs a face-lift -- NEW BLOOD and NEW FACES/MOUTHS.

I agree.

This spanish caller has multiple personality

Oversoul · « **Reply #12275 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:52:33 AM »

Coast To Coast needs new blood, new life: new hosts and faces that have a living, breathing vision of what C2C is about, of its investigative, journalistic, editorial, informational, instructive, definitive and visionary mission and purpose (not mere entertainers acting as hosts); and a NEW MIND -- an enlightenend one that understands postmodernity, at the least, one that can see the postmodern world of humanity at the close of the last century and well into (and beyond) the 21st century -- beyond the hype and vogue of 2012 and the human condition.

As of the moment, C2C is functioning as a relic of the 20th century. The fear mongering and public manipulation, which was typical of the Cold War era and the terrorist era which succeeded it, are still around and kicking in the show. Just listen to the ads alone. So is the fundamentalism being expressed through the religious, social and cultural biases of the show hosts. The show and its hosts may ride on the tailcoats of groundbreaking 21st century scientific and technological innovations and breakthroughs, but they have not grasped the significance of those innovations and their impact on humanity and the emerging enlightened world or social order (I'm not referring to the illuminati or NWO of conspiracy theorists.). Look at the conservatism of the hosts who are frozen back in time with the 20th century mindset they grew up in.

meanmug247 · « **Reply #12276 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:56:44 AM »

George is making sound effect noises. first static, then he captured our imaginations with a water drop. finally he did a train effect that I swear made me think I was at a train station! I hope he falls down a flight of stairs and breaks his back. he killed coast to coast.

Oversoul · « **Reply #12277 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:01:02 AM »

Quote from: meanmug247 on March 10, 2012, 02:56:44 AM

George is making sound effect noises. first static, then he captured our imaginations with a water drop. finally he did a train effect that I swear made me think I was at a train station! I hope he falls down a flight of stairs and breaks his back. he killed coast to coast.

Give the man a break. He's in the process of discovering where his real talents are -- in being a sound effects man.

Seamus Capone · « **Reply #12278 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:02:11 AM »

Quote from: Oversoul on March 10, 2012, 02:16:41 AM

Hmmmm. I thought Noory sprinkled some salt over it and then ate it raw. Ya know, like a vampire has to drink others' blood to keep alive. Noory has to prey on peoples' intelligence hoping to compensate for what he doesn't have.

IOW, he has a bad case of mental anemia. Maybe that explains his obsession with psychic vampires.

Elohsza · « **Reply #12279 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:05:08 AM »

what is going on with this show? friday call-ins used to be the best, but with Noory all you get is some childish sound effects..."I'm pretty good, I can do anything" if ya really wanna impress us, do an impresssion of a talk radio show host that isn't an idiot

Oversoul · « **Reply #12280 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:19:27 AM »

Quote from: Elohsza on March 10, 2012, 03:05:08 AM

what is going on with this show? friday call-ins used to be the best, but with Noory all you get is some childish sound effects..."I'm pretty good, I can do anything" if ya really wanna impress us, do an impresssion of a talk radio show host that isn't an idiot

That usually happens when a show runs out of guests to feature for the day or night, or when the host thinks he IS the show.

Look at it this way: C2C open lines on a Friday night is . . . "Saturday Night Live" on C2C with George Noory. Have a laugh; it's on George.

Seamus Capone · « **Reply #12281 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:32:45 AM »

Quote from: Elohsza on March 10, 2012, 03:05:08 AM

what is going on with this show? friday call-ins used to be the best, but with Noory all you get is some childish sound effects..."I'm pretty good, I can do anything" if ya really wanna impress us, do an impresssion of a talk radio show host that isn't an idiot

Fortunately, I watched "Red Eye" during that part of the show. I missed the sound effects, but such bits aren't new. They've been Friday night Noory staples, off and on, for years. A few years ago, he opened a special phone line for tuba-players.

Elohsza · « **Reply #12282 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:43:00 AM »

the only thing i know for sure is that noory is hooryble, dreadful and needs to leave this show soon...or maybe not since he's providing such a useful public service to insomniacs by helping them fall asleep

Oversoul · « **Reply #12283 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:56:39 AM »

Quote from: Elohsza on March 10, 2012, 03:43:00 AM

the only thing i know for sure is that noory is hooryble, dreadful and needs to leave this show soon...or maybe not since he's providing such a useful public service to insomniacs by helping them fall asleep

I think the "Illuminati" implanted Noory into the C2C show to destroy the show and to start its disinformation campaign through the show and Noory.

M. Knight · « **Reply #12284 on:** March 10, 2012, 04:35:01 AM »

Quote from: Oversoul on March 10, 2012, 03:56:39 AM

I think the "Illuminati" implanted Noory into the C2C show to destroy the show and to start its disinformation campaign through the show and Noory.

A caller last night talked about seeing a Gremlin. Of course, Noory pronounced it "Gremblin".

Another caller told a story about the World's Fair and how a friend had flown a plane under the arch in St Louis. Noory responded by asking the caller if he knew that the World's Fair wrote a bunch of bad checks that year.

Jesus.

analog kid · « **Reply #12285 on:** March 10, 2012, 04:52:57 AM »

Quote from: tmock00 on March 09, 2012, 01:03:17 PM

George made FARK today.

The story they link to is the one about his supposed "kidnapping," (old news), but a lot of the comments made by the Farkers in the forum about George are pretty humorous.

www.fark.com/comments/6985254/Coast-To-Coast-AM-radio-host-George-Noory-narrowly-avoids-kidnapping-in-Mexico-Im-not-saying-it-was-aliens

Jeez, was that thread pulled?

edit seems to still be there.

EnterDragon · « **Reply #12286 on:** March 10, 2012, 06:43:28 AM »

I don't know why everyone hates Noory so much ! You rather have John B. Wells host full time? He doesn't even know what a psychic vampire is! At least Noory understands the paranormal, and experienced some of it.

Oversoul · « **Reply #12287 on:** March 10, 2012, 06:57:47 AM »

Quote from: Elohsza on March 10, 2012, 03:05:08 AM

what is going on with this show? friday call-ins used to be the best, but with Noory all you get is some childish sound effects..."I'm pretty good, I can do anything" . . .

How INFANTILE of Noory! And he does sound infantile and retarded doing his sound effects. He must be awfully bored hosting the show, or he must think his callers (the poor suckers) are twits and idiots he can manipulate or make fun of.

Oversoul · « **Reply #12288 on:** March 10, 2012, 07:02:10 AM »

Quote from: EnterDragon on March 10, 2012, 06:43:28 AM

I don't know why everyone hates Noory so much ! You rather have John B. Wells host full time? He doesn't even know what a psychic vampire is! At least Noory understands the paranormal, and experienced some of it.

It's not Noory they/we hate. It's his hosting skills and style. Hate the sin, not the sinner. In this case, it's a grievous mortal sin that's hell to listen to on an otherwise heavenly show before "the fall".

Oversoul · « **Reply #12289 on:** March 10, 2012, 07:10:48 AM »

Quote from: High Strangeness on March 10, 2012, 04:35:01 AM

A caller last night talked about seeing a Gremlin. Of course, Noory pronounced it "Gremblin".

Another caller told a story about the World's Fair and how a friend had flown a plane under the arch in St Louis. Noory responded by asking the caller if he knew that the World's Fair wrote a bunch of bad checks that year.

I seriously think that there may be very serious short circuits or misconnections in Noory's neural connectivity (his connectomes as neuroscientists would say). He needs an fMRI brain scan exam if he is prone to such disconnected associations and linguistic faux pas. The C2C production staff should do an intervention in this regard, similar to the alcoholic intervention the cast and crew of "Fraser" did on Kelsey Grammer just to save their show.

HorrorReporter · « **Reply #12290 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:26:31 AM »

Quote from: Oversoul on March 10, 2012, 07:10:48 AM

I seriously think that there may be very serious short circuits or misconnections in Noory's neural connectivity (his connectomes as neuroscientists would say). He needs an fMRI brain scan exam if he is prone to such disconnected associations and linguistic faux pas. The C2C production staff should do an intervention in this regard, similar to the alcoholic intervention the cast and crew of "Fraser" did on Kelsey Grammer just to save their show.

That or it is Noory's way of making fun of callers, trying to be Bell-ish in how he deals with them but just missing the boat on the humor department.

aldousburbank · « **Reply #12291 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:45:51 AM »

Quote from: EnterDragon on March 10, 2012, 06:43:28 AM

I don't know why everyone hates Noory so much !

I don't know why people think dogshit smells bad !

El Kragen · « **Reply #12292 on:** March 10, 2012, 10:05:54 AM »

I listened to a little bit of the James Strait interview last night. Simple George was doing his usual "I ask questions but don't listen to the answers" 5 minutes into the segment. What follows is not an exact transcription but close enough:

Simple George: So what about this UFO encounter...It has to be the Cape Giradeau incident, Right? (SG trying to pass it off like he is well versed in ufology)

JS: Yes, here's the story....Reverend William Huffman was asked to give last rites...he approached the ship and saw that there were three non human alien like bodies... He performed the last rites on these bodies. He was sworn to secrecy...He immediately went home and told his wife that he had seen these bodies.... On her death bed she revealed the info he told her about the craft and the bodies .

Simple George: Boy that's one of the great ufo incidents. Now in this crash they found some bodies in the craft, right?

How the fuck does this guy keep his job?

Usagi · « **Reply #12293 on:** March 10, 2012, 10:27:08 AM »

I wonder if Valdez is on vacation... somewhere blissfully far far away from a Coast to Coast affiliate. I hope he comes back before the end of the month. He's 93% of why I even come to this site.

BobGrau · « **Reply #12294 on:** March 10, 2012, 11:29:53 AM »

Quote from: Usagi on March 10, 2012, 10:27:08 AM

I wonder if Valdez is on vacation... somewhere blissfully far far away from a Coast to Coast affiliate. I hope he comes back before the end of the month. He's 93% of why I even come to this site.

I've been worried about Valdez for a while now... no-one can immerse themselves so fully in the suckage and remain untouched.

SnapT · « **Reply #12295 on:** March 10, 2012, 01:14:51 PM »

The call-in segment last night was the worst Noory hosting I have ever heard. At first I thought it was just kind of weird when he confused and annoyed many callers by asking a movie trivia question that had no question or clue, just some dead air (most guessed CLUELESS, but it turned out to be THE ARTIST... how clever!).

But when he started making STATIC NOISES with his mouth as a woman was earnestly telling a ghost story, I began to laugh an angry, angry laugh.

Eventually Noory had the decency to tell the woman that it was HIM making the static noises, and there was nothing wrong with her phone. What a nice guy. The woman treated him like a child, allowing him to then make a TRAIN NOISE for her. He's so talented, that George!

Later, he actually admitted that he thinks his brain may be broken.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #12296 on:** March 10, 2012, 01:18:30 PM »

i miss valdez too. hope everything is alright.

punkinpie · « **Reply #12297 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:34:23 PM »

Quote from: SnapT on March 10, 2012, 01:14:51 PM

The call-in segment last night was the worst Noory hosting I have ever heard. At first I thought it was just kind of weird when he confused and annoyed many callers by asking a movie trivia question that had no question or clue, just some dead air (most guessed CLUELESS, but it turned out to be THE ARTIST... how clever!).

But when he started making STATIC NOISES with his mouth as a woman was earnestly telling a ghost story, I began to laugh an angry, angry laugh.

Eventually Noory had the decency to tell the woman that it was HIM making the static noises, and there was nothing wrong with her phone. What a nice guy. The woman treated him like a child, allowing him to then make a TRAIN NOISE for her. He's so talented, that George!

Later, he actually admitted that he thinks his brain may be broken.

I came to this thread earlier to see if anyone had mentioned that. It was insanity! WTF is wrong with him? Is his dementia progressing rapidly? Saying it was inappropriate doesn't even come close to describing what happened last night.

999 · « **Reply #12298 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:05:03 PM »

Wow that almost makes me want to download that show - choo choo noises?

punkinpie · « **Reply #12299 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:15:50 PM »

Quote from: 999 on March 10, 2012, 03:05:03 PM

Wow that almost makes me want to download that show - choo choo noises?

Yes, Sir, our good friend Babycakes made choo choo noises last night. When he finally told her that it was him making the sound all along he made a strange statement that he made the sound with only his mouth.

It was out of fucking control.

I think he may be cutting loose and getting a little wild on Friday nights during open lines.

Poll

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

Author Topic: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium (Read 1290892 times)