Oh great. Noory is going to have tonight's guest do tarot card readings for the lucky callers. Is there a tarot card for death by boredom? If so, I am sure I would get that one.
I can just imagine it...GN
: Hello, caller. Would you like Dr. Art Rosengarten of Moonlight Counseling to do a Tarot reading? Caller 1
: Uh, okay.Dr. Art
: I see some real surprises coming for you. And a lot of unexpected travel. And a very long life. And great riches, too!Caller 1
: Hey! Great! Thanks, Dr. Art! Thanks, George! GN
: You're quite welcome. We here at the Coasttocoast team love it when we can be a part of your good fortune. Back to the phones! Hello, Caller. Would like Dr. Art Rosengarten of Moonlight Counseling to do your Tarot reading?Caller 2
: Sure.Go ahead. Dr. Art
: I see some surprises and travel and long life and riches. Caller 2
: Wonderful!Dr. Art
: George, could I tell folks we're running a special on readings this month? GN
: Maybe later. Wow, a lot of good fortune out there, huh, Doc? How many people around the world have good luck? One thing is for sure, it's not a coincidence. Okay, Caller, would like Dr. Art to do your Tarot reading?Caller 3
: I guess you're not gonna let me ask anything until we do it, are you? Go ahead. Dr. Art
: Yeah, yeah, surprises, travel, long life, riches. Uh, George, the special is that for all new clients seeking a Life Reading, this month we have our Enlightenment Special, which gives you 8 sessions for the price of 7! We take credit and debit cards.GN
: Okay, I think we have time for only one more reading. Go ahead, Caller, and get your Tarot reading from Dr. Art. Caller
: Crap. Look, I called in on the Wild Card line. I wanted to talk about chemtrails. Dr. Art
: Listen, buddy, all your wildest dreams come true. Caller 4
: Hey, you didn't have enough time to do my personal reading! And it's the same as the others! You're nothing but a fraud, you...(buuuuuzzzzzzz)GN
: I'm sorry, folks. Sometimes we get those awful haters on here, even though we try to screen them.Dr. Art
: George, I just don't want people to miss out on a wonderful opportunity to get Tarot readings, or any kind of holistic emotional healing, at Moonlight Counseling...GN
: Okay, that'll do it for tonight. Gosh, didn't the time just fly? For Lisa Lyon, Tom Dan...Dr. Art
: You get a free Tarot deck after your 5th session. And we do validate parking!
Aaaaand another successful show.