Topic: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[valdez]

     I like this physics stuff, but when the first question out of George's mouth, after the initial pleasantries, was "What is a law of nature?", I knew it was all going to shit.  After bad mouthing the "big bang" for the last few weeks, George didn't argue with Leonard Mlodinow, co author (with el grande scientifico Stephen Hawkin) of "The Grand Design", about the facts of the big bang, but instead whined a lot about how he "didn't get it", couldn't "understand the concept of nothing", an pleaded with Mr. Mlodinow to "help me understand."  But before you can understand, you have to listen, and George had to be told twice that Mr. Hawkin never said there was no God, and with questions like "is gravity a push, or a pull?", why bother?  Mlodinow should have taken controll (see post #5931) and just spoken past Noory to the audience as to how the laws of nature did not need a God to create the Universe.   

[b_dubb]

i noticed noory's ignorance also.  it was pretty obvious.  after repeatedly explaining that Hawking never said that there is no God, noory kept blundering about and saying that Hawking said that there is no God.  which makes me think it was part of an agenda to polarize those who are exceedingly religious against the scientific community.  i wonder if noory's bitch-fest about the big bang is related.  is noory a fundamentalist?  does he want to discredit science?  i don't know.  but after being told repeatedly that Hawking never said that there was no God i can't help but wonder if he's doing this intentionally

[M. Knight]

i noticed noory's ignorance also.  it was pretty obvious.  after repeatedly explaining that Hawking never said that there is no God, noory kept blundering about and saying that Hawking said that there is no God.  which makes me think it was part of an agenda to polarize those who are exceedingly religious against the scientific community.  i wonder if noory's bitch-fest about the big bang is related.  is noory a fundamentalist?  does he want to discredit science?  i don't know.  but after being told repeatedly that Hawking never said that there was no God i can't help but wonder if he's doing this intentionally

I think you are giving George too much intellectual credit.   

[b_dubb]

never under estimate an idiot with a plan.  maybe noory is the first wave in a coup to turn the US into a theocratic fascist dictatorship

[M. Knight]

never under estimate an idiot with a plan.  maybe noory is the first wave in a coup to turn the US into a theocratic fascist dictatorship

 
 
bwwaahahaha.
 

[NightOwl]

"ya gotta watch what yer doing, they just keep going" (snoory referring to treadmills) heard @12:45, tonight's show -snooryism

[M. Knight]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=george%20noory
 
 

[valdez]

     Thomas Alan Berg, author of "Uncle Tom's Classroom", believes children are being "terrorized" in schools...by standardized testing.  He believes children should discover their inner super creative something, or other, and go forth to do that which drives the soul and unifies the world in peace, and San Fransico. or something.  Schools have become, ever since the passage of the evil, dark, satanistic "no schools left behind" initiative, a slave camp.  George related a story about someone he went to school with who was as dumb as a box of rocks, but was "really good in shop class", and how unfair it was that the kid was expected to add and subtract, and read.
 

[Wizard444]

so do you have to be a complete kiss ass when you call?  is that the only way you can get on air?  cause everyone is basically a total suck ass

It's by application only.  If your application is flattering and filled with typos and bad grammar you have a better chance.  If selected, you do a meet and greet with George and Tommy first.  You must read George compliments off of little flashcards for fifteen minutes without choking on your coffee and roll.  If you don't stutter or express an original idea or opinion they tell you that you will be placed on the certified callers list.  You must pay for the coffee and rolls.

[b_dubb]

do they have a component where they test for abilities while drunk off your ass?  cause most of the open line calls sound like they came from an open bar somewhere

[Wizard444]

do they have a component where they test for abilities while drunk off your ass?  cause most of the open line calls sound like they came from an open bar somewhere

That's probably the rumpus room in George's basement.   

[b_dubb]

by rumpus room you mean dungeon right?  george likes to be humilated in the comfort of his own home

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

i noticed noory's ignorance also.  it was pretty obvious.  after repeatedly explaining that Hawking never said that there is no God, noory kept blundering about and saying that Hawking said that there is no God.  which makes me think it was part of an agenda to polarize those who are exceedingly religious against the scientific community.  i wonder if noory's bitch-fest about the big bang is related.  is noory a fundamentalist?  does he want to discredit science?  i don't know.  but after being told repeatedly that Hawking never said that there was no God i can't help but wonder if he's doing this intentionally

He frequently claims he's not a religious person, which is clearly bullshit.

[MV]

by rumpus room you mean dungeon right?  george likes to be humilated in the comfort of his own home

bring out the gimp.

[NightOwl]

Noory is in the Urban Dictionary? ahahaha should of known. Listening right now as he broadcasts from the haunted ship, Oooooo ...
I hope they run into a ghost whispering "george noory sucks". I'm not sure about the guest so nonchalantly talking about possessions,
their faces distorting, choking people and having to be pried off victims lol. That'd be cool to see if it was true.

[MV]

going on 200 pages of snoory suckage...

[robin]

 
Why is Snoory the host?  Really.  I need to know what's up with that.  There's a reason.  I've read a lot of posts on this site over the past few weeks, maybe I came across a theory, but forgot..... anyway, you guys, why is he there?  I'm so confused I could just pee.     It makes NOOOO sense. Although, it must, on some level, right?  Money is the only answer, but HOW? What is going on? OH, no, I'm gonna pee.

[MV]

Why is Snoory the host?  Really.  I need to know what's up with that.  There's a reason.  I've read a lot of posts on this site over the past few weeks, maybe I came across a theory, but forgot..... anyway, you guys, why is he there?  I'm so confused I could just pee.     It makes NOOOO sense. Although, it must, on some level, right?  Money is the only answer, but HOW? What is going on? OH, no, I'm gonna pee.

robin,
i believe your post warrants a link to this email from rollye james.  my apologies if you've already read it, but i think it gives good insight as to why such a mediocre host would be allowed to continue as george has.

[robin]

MV... No, I didn't catch that.  Thanks for taking the trouble to show it to me. What a convoluted tale.  I haven't even read the whole thing yet... after I do, (I'm so tired now), I'll post a comment.  Thanks for letting me know.  Man, business is evil.   

[MV]

Man, business is evil.   

it certainly can be (and often is).

[Peenman Enterprises]

What's worse than Noory on any given night? A re-run of Noory that you already heard! How can a show that has at least four hosts available resort to re-runs two weeks in a row?

[MV]

What's worse than Noory on any given night? A re-run of Noory that you already heard! How can a show that has at least four hosts available resort to re-runs two weeks in a row?

yeah, that's pretty harsh.  they should have called rollye.

[valdez]

     The only thing I liked about George's Queen Mary Show was the live audience, but why did they only applaud at the top and bottom of each hour?  I thought Captain Kelly Sweeney, who gave us all those useless updates during the oil spill, deserved a round of applause.  What?  No applause for Richard "the wildman" C. Hoagland?  Stanton Friedman, the father of modern bullshit artist ufology?  Producer Tom?  Why the leash on the audience?  Heck, George could have cued up the audience to join him every time he said "absolutely!", and "good point!". That would have been cool. 

[valdez]

going on 200 pages of snoory suckage...

     Who would have thought?

[M. Knight]

...but why did they only applaud at the top and bottom of each hour? 

 
Electric shocks.

[M. Knight]

 

[valdez]

     And yet the surface has barely been scratched.  Congratulations, Mr. knight.

[ItsJustKK]

I was listening to the last hour of last night's show (couldn't sleep). It was a rebroadcast of Snoory interviewing some ghost hunter and discussing near death experiences. This part of the interview cracked me up:
 
Snoory: Is death suffocation, or do you just go? You just black out and you're gone?
 
Ghost Hunter: I don't know George, I haven't died yet. [laughter]
 
Snoory: Well I know.
 
Now I thought that was funny. But ultimately, I'm very angry and frustrated that this moron remains to be the host of what used to be and could be a decent radio show in the hands of someone who is able to conduct an intelligent interview.

[M. Knight]

[11angeleyes11]

...but why did they only applaud at the top and bottom of each hour? 

 
Electric shocks.

Was that electric shock therapy or cattle prods to keep the audience in line?  It could have been a game, if you clap when the Producer says clap, you get a goodie.