How sickening: Noory just mentioned on the air in the final hour tonight that he has been asked to produce and record an audio CD of his own singing songs...
Actually, a CD of Noory singing could be a real life saver. Imagine your kid accidentally swallows poison and you have no syrup of ipecac
. The drug store is closed. What to do? Get out the Noory CD, hit PLAY and, within seconds, the kid is VOMITING
FRANTIC PARENT: My son just swallowed poison.
POISON CONTROL: Relax and do as I say. Do you have a George Noory
sings Elvis' Greatest Hits
FRANTIC PARENT: Yes.
POISON CONTROL: Put it in your player and hit PLAY. Do it now.
FRANTIC PARENT: Okay. Come here Billy. Listen to this. (Wretching sounds heard in the background).
POISON CONTROL: Good. I can hear him vomiting.
PARENT: I'm vomiting too.
POISON CONTROL: I know. I heard Noory singing over the phone. I'm vomiting too. But the important thing is that Billy vomited so he'll be fine. Keep that Noory CD in your medicine cabinet.
PARENT: Okay. (still vomiting). Thanks!