Michio Kaku could state his concern over matters including the hemorrhoidic cause of global warming, nuclear armament, nuclear power and the general misuse of science... <drop it like its hot>
Throw in the Paglini hag who'll talk of haunted hemorrhoids, and the Numbers Lady who'll do a numbers reading on the future of the sliced hemorrhoids.
I can hear Noory start the discussion with: "You know I'm a believer in God. There's got to be an intelligence behind this universe! Now, what purpose could there be in God creating hemorrhoids? And, and is it a sin to slice them away, or what karma will the owner get for slicing the hemorrhoids? And, and, and how do the sliced hemorrhoids fit into the Mayan calendar prophecy for 2012; did Nostradamus mention them in his prophecies about humanity's future -- I wish Nostradamus scholar John Hogue were here tonight with us? By the way, Whitley Strieber called me up earlier with his theory that the hemorrhoids may have been genetically modified rectal implants made by ETs in preparation for an abduction. Bizarre, truly bizarre. Let's begin with the Numbers Lady, Glynis McCants. Welcome to the show, Glynis."
I just luv it, George!