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ManiacMatt

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« Reply #12000 on: February 21, 2012, 01:43:30 PM »
Hoagland's BS really is insulting!  I was familiar with that Frasier episode and when Hoagie began overdramatizing I wanted to kick his hyper-delusional ass.
It's a sitcom!  Does hoagie think that nobody has seen it or remembers it?  Ridiculous.
What happened to that time capsule from ancient egypt that was called Elenin?  Oh, that's right, it was just a small comet and not some world changing artifact from an advanced, ancient civilization sending a message to warn us about 2012.  Sorry Richie, you have officially jumped the shark.


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« Reply #12001 on: February 21, 2012, 02:51:16 PM »
^^^ just in case anyone who is interested doesn't know, there is an entire thread devoted to RCH's delusional and self-aggrandizing rants.  It's called something like "Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%" in C2C Guests.

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« Reply #12002 on: February 21, 2012, 04:41:53 PM »
Hoagland's BS really is insulting!  I was familiar with that Frasier episode and when Hoagie began overdramatizing I wanted to kick his hyper-delusional ass. It's a sitcom!  Does hoagie think that nobody has seen it or remembers it?  Ridiculous. What happened to that time capsule from ancient egypt that was called Elenin?  Oh, that's right, it was just a small comet and not some world changing artifact from an advanced, ancient civilization sending a message to warn us about 2012.  Sorry Richie, you have officially jumped the shark.

To me, Hoagland is the little old lady from Pasadena. I especially get a kick when he gets his knickers in a twist and his old lady temper flares on-air...his voice pitch raises and he actually screeches like...well, like...

Jan and Dean - Little Ol' Lady From Pasadena



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« Reply #12003 on: February 21, 2012, 05:50:05 PM »
A challenge to those out there who have more experience dubbing videos than me.. Take this YouTube 'classic' and make it .. better.
Voiceover? Music.. something? .. Anything. Maybe nothing.
Maybe even play the Elvis singing overtop when Noory speaks?
I'd do it if I could.
It's worth a shot for whoever is off this Presidents Day


Interview with George Noory.mov

video editing is a hobby of mine. ill give it a go.

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« Reply #12004 on: February 21, 2012, 07:56:06 PM »
As a new member I can't tell you how happy I am to find this group of liked minded
individuals... Noory is killing me. Please EP get that ringing out of your ear and come back. As for the
"Definitive Copendium" you should add something regarding Noory's favorite Florida native:
Robert "The Doll", I think his name is... A guest could be having me on the edge of my seat
and I'll be like, please, Noory come through, ask an appropriate question, but no. Out of nowhere.
A Robert "The Doll" analogy.

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« Reply #12005 on: February 21, 2012, 09:50:32 PM »
So I edited that noory video. I was going to edit the whole thing and have him saying stupid shit, but then I realized he already says stupid shit. Also, I'm sick, and listening to noory when you have a fever really, really makes your head hurt. So here it is. perhaps in the future, Ill make a proper video of the Nooron. Until then, enjoy-
George Noory Singing Elvis

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« Reply #12006 on: February 21, 2012, 10:30:56 PM »
So I edited that noory video. I was going to edit the whole thing and have him saying stupid shit, but then I realized he already says stupid shit. Also, I'm sick, and listening to noory when you have a fever really, really makes your head hurt. So here it is. perhaps in the future, Ill make a proper video of the Nooron. Until then, enjoy-
George Noory Singing Elvis


Coaster -- you are naughtily brilliant! Such an impressive video that should be up for a Grammy Award... but what category? 

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« Reply #12007 on: February 21, 2012, 11:12:59 PM »
So I edited that noory video...


Excellent work

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« Reply #12008 on: February 22, 2012, 12:31:44 AM »
Also, I'm sick, and listening to noory when you have a fever really, really makes your head hurt. So here it is. perhaps in the future, Ill make a proper video of the Nooron. Until then, enjoy-

Great - loved it!  Hope you feel better soon, too.
 
Actually, this is the first time I've heard Noory's version of the  song, and I kept thinking the voice sounded vaguely familiar and then it dawned on me why - it reminded me of Jason Segel's character as the puppeteer in the film Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  One of Segel's puppets is Dracula, who sings a song called Dracula's Lament, and I swear the two voices sound exactly alike. 

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« Reply #12009 on: February 22, 2012, 12:39:02 AM »
So I edited that noory video.
Holy crap!!

Good job, man! I lost it at the closeup of Lynch nodding along.

Genius!

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« Reply #12010 on: February 22, 2012, 01:47:32 AM »
Noory right now is asking his guest tonight about "abnormal brains"
But, Noory is already an expert on that subject from his own personal experience...  8)

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« Reply #12011 on: February 22, 2012, 02:56:41 AM »
video editing is a hobby of mine. ill give it a go.
Hold on!  Does this mean that your avatar has been doctored as well?!?  Good job on the video; I loved that George was in love with George in addition to the others.

We finally got an update to the Hawaiian studio tonight.  It is done.  According to George, "We have a studio in Hawaii" and he just needs to start broadcasting from it.  This makes me wonder if it is his luxurious surroundings in his present studio that were pictured a few pages back that keeps him from packing up and spending a little time in a tropical paradise?

I do so hope that the good doctor of quackery that they brought in to give a little speech on the lack of cancer drugs starts to contribute some of his commentary on a regular basis.  I enjoyed him so much when he was a guest and now have been treated to him rambling about his "400 natural cures" for cancer while the entire pharmaceutical industry has yet to cure a single case with any of the drugs they have produced.  I know that I complained about Hoagland last night.  I would like to recant my statement.  While he may get annoying, Hoagland is relatively harmless in his delusions of grandeur- unlike this latest example of human excrement.  Back to my hating on poor 'ol George for getting his jollies by giving a national platform to destructive "doctors."   

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« Reply #12012 on: February 22, 2012, 04:47:58 AM »
     More EMP stuff with Mat Stein.  OK, I get it, lets spend the bucks and protect the grid already.  Dr. Joe Dispenza on reprogramming the mind.  Smart, articulate, and didn't dumb things down.  I counted three times that he chuckled at Noory's questions.  At the beginning of the show George read a news story about the discovery of a new planet, made mostly of water.  He ended the report with, "How far away is it?  Too far for us to get to, but it's out there."  Eh, would it had killed him to tell us how far away it was?  Does he think we can't wrap our minds around the concept of "light years"?  Thanks for nothing, George.

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« Reply #12013 on: February 22, 2012, 05:30:32 AM »
So I edited that noory video....

"Who is this guy? He comes in my room every night!"

I can't even really get seated well, and Bam!, I'm already blowing coffee out my nose. Hilarious. Well done.

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« Reply #12014 on: February 22, 2012, 08:29:14 AM »
So I edited that noory video. I was going to edit the whole thing and have him saying stupid shit, but then I realized he already says stupid shit. Also, I'm sick, and listening to noory when you have a fever really, really makes your head hurt. So here it is. perhaps in the future, Ill make a proper video of the Nooron. Until then, enjoy-
George Noory Singing Elvis


So happy the my challenge was accepted. This is great comedy and deserves 1 million views. Maybe this could be played in place of the live video chat next month.

Good work. Favorited.

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« Reply #12015 on: February 22, 2012, 10:29:31 AM »
So I edited that noory video.

Brilliant! It's been a long time since I laughed that hard. I think it was the montage of pictures beginning with Hoagy and ending with Jorge that put me over the edge. Great work.

As a new member I can't tell you how happy I am to find this group of liked minded
individuals... Noory is killing me. ...A guest could be having me on the edge of my seat
and I'll be like, please, Noory come through, ask an appropriate question, but no. Out of nowhere.
A Robert "The Doll" analogy.

Hi Diego, welcome aboard. In many ways, Jorge is a lot like Robert "The Doll": he has a wooden head, doesn't have much to say and all you have to do is look at him to be creeped out.

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« Reply #12016 on: February 22, 2012, 11:16:37 AM »

Great - loved it!  Hope you feel better soon, too.
 
Actually, this is the first time I've heard Noory's version of the  song, and I kept thinking the voice sounded vaguely familiar and then it dawned on me why - it reminded me of Jason Segel's character as the puppeteer in the film Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  One of Segel's puppets is Dracula, who sings a song called Dracula's Lament, and I swear the two voices sound exactly alike.

That's the exact thing i thought of when i heard Noory's Elvis 'cover'. :)

Sardondi

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« Reply #12017 on: February 22, 2012, 11:58:46 AM »
...In many ways, Jorge is a lot like Robert "The Doll": he has a wooden head, doesn't have much to say and all you have to do is look at him to be creeped out.

Heh. I suppose adding "...and he's suspected of having caused the deaths of countless victims unlucky enough to have come into physical contact with him" is going a bit far, eh?

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« Reply #12018 on: February 22, 2012, 12:26:21 PM »
Heh. I suppose adding "...and he's suspected of having caused the deaths of countless victims unlucky enough to have come into physical contact with him" is going a bit far, eh?
Meh, I don't know.  How about "he is suspected to have contributed to the slow death of countless victims unlucky enough to be born gullible or with a low IQ who came in earshot of George and his featured "doctors" only to believe that turmeric and colloidal silver cure all disease so long as you steer clear of medication and hospitals"?  Same result, different cause... George doesn't even need physical contact to kill.


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« Reply #12019 on: February 22, 2012, 12:53:38 PM »
Yep, I gave George a week when he first took over and the magic was gone from c2c.
Haven't listened to ONE show since that time.

Premier has completely missed the reason why C2C was so successful. It wasn't just "Art Bell" that made the show so addictive and exciting.
It was:
1. Knowing that this show was being broadcast very near dreamland/A51/S4/Groom Lake.....
2. Knowing that it was being broadcast from the High Desert Late at night.
3. It was Art Bell house!
4. No caller screening.
5. We know Art did his own board work. There was always the possibility for chaos and mistakes.
6. Art was pretty private and any glimpse of what was going on with the show and Art was always something to look forward to.
7. Unpredictability!!
8. Of course, last but not least, Art himself. His voice, His idea's, his ability to make ANYTHING seem exciting and worth paying attention to.
All of that,
= Magic that I fear will never be seen again......Unless of course we all petition Art to do Podcast's once a week over the net.

I'm not kidding. I think we should all suggest to Art to do a Once a week stream from (wherever home is) for an hour or so. Hosted by Coastgab and Fine Art.

Why not? He does it on Ham radio, why not post a stream of it for an hour a week.

I would bet after word got around, an Hour of Art would draw more peeps than a weeks worth of noory.

Common Art! Just an Hour!

Test,





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« Reply #12020 on: February 22, 2012, 01:22:36 PM »
You're right about Art's board work.  I was in broadcasting for years and knowing that Art was doing everything all by himself made the show more exciting.  I remember several times when he pushed a button and nothing happened - he'd cuss the computer. Ah, nostalgia for cart machines.  Or McKenzie repeaters.

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« Reply #12021 on: February 22, 2012, 01:29:19 PM »
hmm page 401...

...401,000+ views.

nice.

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« Reply #12022 on: February 22, 2012, 01:35:42 PM »
You're right about Art's board work.  I was in broadcasting for years and knowing that Art was doing everything all by himself made the show more exciting.  I remember several times when he pushed a button and nothing happened - he'd cuss the computer. Ah, nostalgia for cart machines.  Or McKenzie repeaters.

Yea, Art had every angle covered! If you were just listening for entertainments sake you got your sleepless nights worth!
If you were a tech head or Ham operator, he made it fun for those folks as well.

All i'm asking for is that maybe, just maybe, Art would be willing to get a one hour a week stream on a Saturday night going with our help.
Give Art some freedom and no leashes and who knows. Could be the biggest internet stream draw in history once folks learned that the great "Art Bell" was once again wishing Good morning to the cosmos.

Here's to wishing!

Test,


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« Reply #12023 on: February 22, 2012, 01:42:47 PM »
hmm page 401...

...401,000+ views.

nice.

Interesting....
Humm.

Anybody have access to Art? Let him know the world needs him for an hour a week......

Test,



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« Reply #12024 on: February 22, 2012, 02:24:19 PM »
Last night's guest was incredible...

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« Reply #12025 on: February 22, 2012, 02:40:40 PM »
Last night's guest was incredible...

What show was that?  If it was a C2C Noory show then hey, one out of a hundred shows ain't bad right?

LLAB

Test,

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« Reply #12026 on: February 22, 2012, 04:38:28 PM »
Interesting....
Humm.

Anybody have access to Art? Let him know the world needs him for an hour a week......

Test,

You might be surprised to learn that YOU have access to Art \cryptic grin\

If you build it etc etc

BobGrau

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« Reply #12027 on: February 22, 2012, 04:40:30 PM »
By the way Test, your avatar makes me think of R2D2 with his clothes off and C3P0 taking him from behind. But maybe it's just me.

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« Reply #12028 on: February 22, 2012, 05:17:30 PM »
By the way Test, your avatar makes me think of R2D2 with his clothes off and C3P0 taking him from behind. But maybe it's just me.

 :) Never heard that one before! I took that picture a long time ago with a Canon G3. I had a ton of BNC connecters (I'm a network Admin) and decided to connect some of them and take a pic. I loved the way it looked and have always used it as my my avatar/profile pic everywhere I went.

Never thought of it as sexual though. You must have issues....heheheh

Test,

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« Reply #12029 on: February 22, 2012, 05:53:48 PM »
You might be surprised to learn that YOU have access to Art \cryptic grin\

If you build it etc etc

Not me Grau!

I have no access to Art. But, I do know that Art loves radio, he loves talk. If he is willing to speak on c-band and stream though s meter then hey! Maybe a one hour stream over Fine Art's setup with Coastgab as the fast blast you never know!

Test,