Topic: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[HorrorReporter]

A challenge to those out there who have more experience dubbing videos than me.. Take this YouTube 'classic' and make it .. better.
Voiceover? Music.. something? .. Anything. Maybe nothing.
Maybe even play the Elvis singing overtop when Noory speaks?
I'd do it if I could.
It's worth a shot for whoever is off this Presidents Day

Interview with George Noory.mov

[Sardondi]

I afraid I can't help with any editing. I'm still trying to get that voice out of my mind - "Wuhiiiiise muhhhiiin suhaaaayeeee, honly fuhhoools ruhuuusshhhh hiiihiiin...." Over and over and over.

And then that perverse, self-torturing part of me takes over and tells me, "Think about what he'd sound like singing Hey Jude!"

Can't someone make it stop?

[Aby Normal]

A challenge to those out there who have more experience dubbing videos than me.. Take this YouTube 'classic' and make it .. better.
Voiceover? Music.. something? .. Anything. Maybe nothing.
Maybe even play the Elvis singing overtop when Noory speaks?
I'd do it if I could.
It's worth a shot for whoever is off this Presidents Day


Interview with George Noory.mov

now you are fanticising...wanting to create a sci-fy horror flick!

[Aby Normal]

I afraid I can't help with any editing. I'm still trying to get that voice out of my mind - "Wuhiiiiise muhhhiiin suhaaaayeeee, honly fuhhoools ruhuuusshhhh hiiihiiin...." Over and over and over.

And then that perverse, self-torturing part of me takes over and tells me, "Think about what he'd sound like singing Hey Jude!"

Can't someone make it stop?

lol...  George always has said that the C2C audience is the "most intelligent and best informed"....

[Paper*Boy]

Interview with George Noory.mov

 
Is this one of George's buddies from St Louis?  Finally someone he's worked with in the past publicly acknowleging his existence?
 
I did like the introdution.  Since there is really nothing positive anyone can say about George Noory, he just introduces him as 'the world famous George Noory'.

 But this guy is as boring as George himself and quickly gets to the phony platitudes, even calling George the 'Johnny Carson of the radio'.  But best of all - both times he referred to George's book he called it 'Journey Into the Light'.   Too bad he didn't constantly interrupt with mispronounced pointless comments.
 
 

[Unscreened Caller]

Sweet Jesus. I just heard 'it'. I need ear bleach to get that out of my head.

You know what scares me the most? That Jorge will somehow take it into his head that his many listeners (all two of them, counting his cat) will somehow clamor to hear more, and we'll be hearing him play some prerecorded abomination of his at regular intervals like Christmas or any of those times he thinks his fan(s) need cheering up.

If there was ever a reason to drink to oblivion, this is it. I mean that for Jorge, of course. He must be stopped.

 

...Since there is really nothing positive anyone can say about George Noory, he just introduces him as 'the world famous George Noory'
 

He really is world famous. Just google his name and 'sucks'. 

[Agent : Orange]

"Only fools russian..."

[fysisist]

... even calling George the 'Johnny Carson of the radio'. 

Carson is no doubt doing barrel rolls in his grave.

[Tara]

He really is world famous. Just google his name and 'sucks'. 

Just for fun, I just actually googled "George Noory Sucks" and got pages and pages of sites dedicated to documenting Noory's  ineptitude. 

I wonder if he and the higher-ups are aware of the huge number of "hater's."

[Sardondi]

Is this one of George's buddies from St Louis?...

Meh, I'm betting it's just some guy he met on one of his "boy's nights out" at the *ahem* "Turkish Bath". For $20 and a second-hand blazer George suddenly had a "lifelong friend" who would brag about him on camera.

[Paper*Boy]

The new episodes tonight on the history channel were about the Mayans.
But Noory didn't appear. Some past c2c guests were some of the talking heads however.
Including the main guy with the strange exploding hair - he still needs a serious haircut...

Au Contraire, you may have stepped away from your TV at just the right time, or perhaps your Nooron indicator activated to save you, but George did make an appearance.
 
It was a bit unusual, there were two episodes to kick off the new season - episode 1 'The Mayan Conspiracy' on the History Channel, then episode 2 'The Doomsday Prophecies' immediately following on History Two (formerly History International).  They were both mostly about the Mayans, the Calendar, and 2012.  George had one appearance in each.
 
In the first one, they were talking about some pretty grisly examples of self mutilations and human sacrifice and how that related to their religious life, when George appeared (he's a real go to guy for the sick stuff), and said "It's very possible that this civilization, as cultured as they seem to have been, were also pretty barbric.  And this could have been their way to offer the gods something".
 
Wow George.  So very insightful.   Thanks so much.  'It's very possible... they were barbaric'?  What clued you in?  'This could have been their way to offer the gods something'?  Coud have been?  Again, such insight.  George has been yakking about the Mayans and 2012 for years.  Claims to have been interested in all this stuff from childhood, claims to be an expert, an investigator.  He's been a (so-called) contributor on just about every single episode of Ancient Aliens.  And that's all he had to offer for a one hour show on the topic?  Saying only the most obvious, hedging with weasel words like 'very possible' and 'could have been'.  Seriously?
 
His commentary in the second episode was more of the same, more talking without saying anything.  At least he makes the rest of them seem worthwhile by comparison.  GN Sucks.
 
 

[jinwicked]

GuysguysGUYSextraterrestrialdisclosureisgonnahappenTHISTIMEforreallyreallyrealIswearit!

[Sardondi]

Richard Hoagland is a lying sack of offal.

 I always knew he was a silly, vain little man, completely incapable of recounting any event which involved him without significantly inflating his involvement, position or accomplishments. According to Hoagland's version of history NASA of the 60's and 70's was run by blackguards, liars and idiots, and it was only Hoagland's unrecognized brilliance which prevented the program from collapsing in disarray. But his self-aggrandizement was so extreme and obvious that I couldn't imagine anyone could take him seriously...other than Simple George of course.

But then tonight I heard him tell an outright lie. Maybe not a big one in the great scheme of things, but it was obvious and intentional, and it says tons about the man. He did it in one of his usual attempts to dramatize his own supposed prescience and wisdom in all things - Richard, Fount of All Knowledge!. And he did it about such a silly, easily verifiable thing, that it just amazes me.

He was on tonight (may still be on) to talk about John Glenn and the 50th anniversary of being the first American to orbit earth. Great, I thought. I can put up with Hoagland's vanity for an hour or two to hear stories about John Glenn - a true hero, from a time when our heroes were men of dignity, discretion and high character.

I didn't tune in until about 10 minutes to go in the first hour. But of course it had gotten around to UFOs. Ordinarily this is fine by me, but not tonight, okay? Anyway, he says that Glenn had sneaked in a huge disclosure statement of his own. According to Hoagland, it was done on the old Frasier tv show (?!). Hoagland says that Glenn had looked right into the camera, as if he was talking directly to Americans, and made a serious statement that had nothing to do with the show - Hoagland said this disclosure statement was irrelevant to the rest of the show, and out of context with what the other characters were doing and saying. And then Hoagland read the following out, as Glenn's "quasi disclosure" -

     "Back in those glory days, I was very uncomfortable when they  asked us to say things we didn't want to say and deny other things. Some people asked, you know, were you alone out there? We never gave the real answer, and yet we see things out there, strange things, but we know what we saw out there. And we couldn't really say anything. The bosses were really afraid of this, they were afraid of the War of the Worlds type stuff, and about panic in the streets. So, we had to keep quiet. And now we only see these things in our nightmares or maybe in the movies, and some of them are pretty close to being the truth."

Now I bailed out about halfway through, because I smelled a rat. First of all because I was around then and usually watched Frasier , and remember nothing like this. Regardless,  there was nothing in the news about it, no water cooler talk about this huge disclosure made by John Glenn.

So I went looking. And I found that Hoagland and all the other intellectually dishonest purveyors of falsehoods in the alt field had been taking Glenn's appearance out of context for a long time. Found a reference to the Frasier show and Glenn's disclosure statement at Jeff Rense's website.

IMO Rense is from the far loon wing of the UFO field, but YMMV. But Rense had already picked up on this meme. (It's possible Hoagland just stole Rense's work without attribution...and without checking whether there was any truth to it. Heh.)

So I went to the actual episode at YouTube.

frasier docu drama

Glenn's "disclosure" starts about 18:30. Please warch after listenign to Hoagland's dire words. Lo and behold, nothing that Hoagland said is remotely true. Oh, Glenn said the words (not all together as written - it leaves out all the arguments between Roz and Frazier), but they were part of the show, were relevant, were contextual, and they were played for laughs.

The show was about Roz producing a documentary about space, and she brought  John Glenn in to replace Frazier as narrator. The whole deal is this big laugh that Roz and Frazier fight in the production booth and have Glenn's voice turned off so they can't hear him. They have no idea that Glenn is making this earth-shattering admission (obviously a hyperbolic whopper) that there were aliens out in space. Glenn played it for laughs, even looking goofy and making hand motions to mimic alien craft flying by. The whole point was that Roz and Frazier's egos kept them from being a part of literally earth-shaking events. A yuck a yuck a yuck a yuckitty yuck yuck yuck.

But Hoagland knowingly takes this ridiculous piece of vast wasteland bs and tells America, "See! John Glenn knew! He even told us!"   

Hoagland, you vile, lying asswipe.

[Avi]

Sardondi earns his gold star.  May we kiss you? Wait, where are you going? Come back, Sardondi!

[WOTR]

And their first hit, "My I-I-Inoculation". bada bump Ooh, sorry.

Excellent!  I now have a song to request from George "the wedding singer" Noory.  I'll request My I-I-Inoculation by the WHO as sung by George for the next time he feels the need to subject his listeners to the special treat that is his singing...

Richard Hoagland is a lying sack of offal.

The show was about Roz producing a documentary about space, and she brought  John Glenn in to replace Frazier as narrator. The whole deal is this big laugh that Roz and Frazier fight in the production booth and have Glenn's voice turned off so they can't hear him. They have no idea that Glenn is making this earth-shattering admission (obviously a hyperbolic whopper) that there were aliens out in space.

Thank you so much for doing the legwork on this one.  I actually had television back when Frasier was on and watched it pretty regularly but for the life of me could not recall the earth shattering scene that Hoagland was talking about.  As soon as I went to the segment in the clip you posted it all came back and I had another good laugh.  That was pure comic genius (and not the earth shattering admission that Hoagland would like to pretend it was.)


MV had coined the term "jizm satchel" in another thread; it seems to fit in very nicely and be interchangeable with "lying sack of offal" in the case of Hoagland.

Thanks again for the quick link.

[valdez]

So I went looking...

     I like Hoagland, even though I know he stretches things, I just chalk it up to "showmanship," but this is insulting.  Good work, Sardoni.

[expat]

        Hoagland got worse last night, repeating that other lie about NASA astronauts. He said that Neil Armstrong, on the occasion of the Apollo 11 20th anniversary, likened astronauts to parrots, saying only what they'd been told to say. Here's what Armstrong actually said:

    "Wilbur Wright once noted that the only bird that could talk was the parrot, and he didn't fly very well. So I'll be brief."

         Armstrong, of course, is possibly the greatest pilot the world has ever known but is also well known for being a poor and nervous public speaker. Is he likening himself to a bird whose talents are the exact opposite? No, of course not. He's apologizing for not being eloquent and saying that therefore he won't speak for long. He's the exact opposite of a parrot.

        Hoagland, you "vile, lying asswipe," as somebody once said.

[ManiacMatt]

Hoagland's BS really is insulting!  I was familiar with that Frasier episode and when Hoagie began overdramatizing I wanted to kick his hyper-delusional ass.
It's a sitcom!  Does hoagie think that nobody has seen it or remembers it?  Ridiculous.
What happened to that time capsule from ancient egypt that was called Elenin?  Oh, that's right, it was just a small comet and not some world changing artifact from an advanced, ancient civilization sending a message to warn us about 2012.  Sorry Richie, you have officially jumped the shark.

[fysisist]

^^^ just in case anyone who is interested doesn't know, there is an entire thread devoted to RCH's delusional and self-aggrandizing rants.  It's called something like "Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%" in C2C Guests.

[JohnnieB]

Hoagland's BS really is insulting!  I was familiar with that Frasier episode and when Hoagie began overdramatizing I wanted to kick his hyper-delusional ass. It's a sitcom!  Does hoagie think that nobody has seen it or remembers it?  Ridiculous. What happened to that time capsule from ancient egypt that was called Elenin?  Oh, that's right, it was just a small comet and not some world changing artifact from an advanced, ancient civilization sending a message to warn us about 2012.  Sorry Richie, you have officially jumped the shark.

To me, Hoagland is the little old lady from Pasadena. I especially get a kick when he gets his knickers in a twist and his old lady temper flares on-air...his voice pitch raises and he actually screeches like...well, like...

Jan and Dean - Little Ol' Lady From Pasadena

[coaster]

A challenge to those out there who have more experience dubbing videos than me.. Take this YouTube 'classic' and make it .. better.
Voiceover? Music.. something? .. Anything. Maybe nothing.
Maybe even play the Elvis singing overtop when Noory speaks?
I'd do it if I could.
It's worth a shot for whoever is off this Presidents Day


Interview with George Noory.mov

video editing is a hobby of mine. ill give it a go.

[Diego Paz]

As a new member I can't tell you how happy I am to find this group of liked minded
individuals... Noory is killing me. Please EP get that ringing out of your ear and come back. As for the
"Definitive Copendium" you should add something regarding Noory's favorite Florida native:
Robert "The Doll", I think his name is... A guest could be having me on the edge of my seat
and I'll be like, please, Noory come through, ask an appropriate question, but no. Out of nowhere.
A Robert "The Doll" analogy.

[coaster]

So I edited that noory video. I was going to edit the whole thing and have him saying stupid shit, but then I realized he already says stupid shit. Also, I'm sick, and listening to noory when you have a fever really, really makes your head hurt. So here it is. perhaps in the future, Ill make a proper video of the Nooron. Until then, enjoy-

George Noory Singing Elvis

[Aby Normal]

So I edited that noory video. I was going to edit the whole thing and have him saying stupid shit, but then I realized he already says stupid shit. Also, I'm sick, and listening to noory when you have a fever really, really makes your head hurt. So here it is. perhaps in the future, Ill make a proper video of the Nooron. Until then, enjoy-
George Noory Singing Elvis

Coaster -- you are naughtily brilliant! Such an impressive video that should be up for a Grammy Award... but what category? 

[El Kragen]

So I edited that noory video...

Excellent work

[tmock00]

Also, I'm sick, and listening to noory when you have a fever really, really makes your head hurt. So here it is. perhaps in the future, Ill make a proper video of the Nooron. Until then, enjoy-

Great - loved it!  Hope you feel better soon, too.
 
Actually, this is the first time I've heard Noory's version of the  song, and I kept thinking the voice sounded vaguely familiar and then it dawned on me why - it reminded me of Jason Segel's character as the puppeteer in the film Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  One of Segel's puppets is Dracula, who sings a song called Dracula's Lament, and I swear the two voices sound exactly alike. 

[Agent : Orange]

So I edited that noory video.

Holy crap!!

Good job, man! I lost it at the closeup of Lynch nodding along.

Genius!

[Morgus]

Noory right now is asking his guest tonight about "abnormal brains"
But, Noory is already an expert on that subject from his own personal experience... 

[WOTR]

video editing is a hobby of mine. ill give it a go.

Hold on!  Does this mean that your avatar has been doctored as well?!?  Good job on the video; I loved that George was in love with George in addition to the others.

We finally got an update to the Hawaiian studio tonight.  It is done.  According to George, "We have a studio in Hawaii" and he just needs to start broadcasting from it.  This makes me wonder if it is his luxurious surroundings in his present studio that were pictured a few pages back that keeps him from packing up and spending a little time in a tropical paradise?

I do so hope that the good doctor of quackery that they brought in to give a little speech on the lack of cancer drugs starts to contribute some of his commentary on a regular basis.  I enjoyed him so much when he was a guest and now have been treated to him rambling about his "400 natural cures" for cancer while the entire pharmaceutical industry has yet to cure a single case with any of the drugs they have produced.  I know that I complained about Hoagland last night.  I would like to recant my statement.  While he may get annoying, Hoagland is relatively harmless in his delusions of grandeur- unlike this latest example of human excrement.  Back to my hating on poor 'ol George for getting his jollies by giving a national platform to destructive "doctors."   

[valdez]

     More EMP stuff with Mat Stein.  OK, I get it, lets spend the bucks and protect the grid already.  Dr. Joe Dispenza on reprogramming the mind.  Smart, articulate, and didn't dumb things down.  I counted three times that he chuckled at Noory's questions.  At the beginning of the show George read a news story about the discovery of a new planet, made mostly of water.  He ended the report with, "How far away is it?  Too far for us to get to, but it's out there."  Eh, would it had killed him to tell us how far away it was?  Does he think we can't wrap our minds around the concept of "light years"?  Thanks for nothing, George.