Topic: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Citizen5510]

Hi everyone I thought I should introduce myself, I'm not really the best communicator but I decided to join because the members here give me so much joy..I lmfao every time I stop in to see who's chatting and what they are saying always makes me laugh..very witty, smart group of people..so it's a little intimidating anyway Snoory does suck..on the up side I love the fineartstream..and am thankful for it..it gets harder every night to listen to C2C, I rarely do anymore..Where oh where is Art??
Cit

[slipstream]

Looks like Noory is taking another unexpected Friday night off tonight, giving us another 3-day Noory-Free weekend.

Hooooray!  I might just tune in tonight!

Didn't he take off Friday just a couple weeks ago, plus his holiday week off?
Why not give Fridays regularly to another host Noory and just be done with it? 

Oh wow, I wish he would.  What a splendid suggestion.

[Nebraska888]

Is it me, or is C2C in the Noory Reich becoming more a show about fear mongering over current events and conspiracy theories, with a little new age spirituality thrown in for sweetening? As opposed to that good old pulpy richness of the paranormal/weird that is. Seems like it to me, especially since George now sees it as his mission to "educate" his audience. Ye gods and little fishes, the irony of that concept!

I personally prefer my escapist trash 100% pure, since I already spend a lot of time every day immersed in current events/political issues. Look, I don't come to C2C at 2:00-effing-a.m. to pick up insider info on what's "really going on in the world", especially from someone who just happens to be peddling a book they say I must buy if I don't want my family to die an agonizing, tortured death from catastrophic shortages of food/fuel/gold/silver/oxygen/land/medicine that we'll be facing when the earthquakes/asteroids/pole shift/tornadoes/floods/radiation/Bilderberger takeover/HAARP fallout/food additives finally hit us next month and the black helicopters begin to fly us to reincarnation camps in the desert.

Gimme the real garbage, the totally useless escapist fare about ghosties and ghoulies and monsters. But other than the UFO staple I see less and less of that kind of stuff in program descriptions.

I SOOOOOO AGREEEEE!!!!  We can turn on ANY radio or television program to learn about economics, politics, health issues, etc...etc.....

I WANT THE STRANGE, THE UNUSUAL, THE BIZARRE, THE UNCONVENTIONAL......COAST SHOULD BE UNIQUE....NOT A REPEAT OF WHAT WE HEAR ALL DAY LONG!

[Nebraska888]

Hooooray!  I might just tune in tonight!


Oh wow, I wish he would.  What a splendid suggestion.

I'm with you guys!!!  Can't wait for a Noory free Friday!!!  Woohoo!!!!

[Nebraska888]

I'd like to see Joshua Warren host a show.. I think he'd be really fun

Absolutely!  I enjoy Joshua!  Lisa Lyons might just need a few emails suggesting we hear more from him. 

[jinwicked]

Simone tonight during open lines may be decent... Chemtrails though..? Ugh

Usually I cannot take the stupid, but I had to turn this off because the guest is literally making me fall asleep.

[valdez]

Hi everyone I thought I should introduce myself, I'm not really the best communicator but I decided to join because the members here give me so much joy..

     Welcome, Citizen.  Your communication skills are excellent.  Post often.

Is there nothing new out there? Are there no discoveries? No new mysteries uncovered by archaeology? How about the rumors of Templars in ancient America. The Minnesota Runestone? What happened to the undersea anamoly found off Cuba a few years ago?...C2C has been on autopilot since Noory came aboard. Please C2C...find something new to present..it's a big world.

 
     Or those alleged alien bodies found in Africa recently.  Or that giant creepy hell-like hole that formed in South America a while back.  Even if they don't all check out, just put Noory on a friggin' plane to somewhere other than California.
   
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...Chemtrails though..? Ugh

...the guest is literally making me fall asleep.

     No shit.  That Clifford Carnicom was a bore.  Some guy called in and asked Simone to play the ufo phil song at the end of the show "like Noory does every Friday."  To Simone's credit, he didn't. 

[BobGrau]

reincarnation camps in the desert.

beautiful.

[Paper*Boy]

I SOOOOOO AGREEEEE!!!!  We can turn on ANY radio or television program to learn about economics, politics, health issues, etc...etc.....

I WANT THE STRANGE, THE UNUSUAL, THE BIZARRE, THE UNCONVENTIONAL......COAST SHOULD BE UNIQUE....NOT A REPEAT OF WHAT WE HEAR ALL DAY LONG!

That would require effort.  George has made it clear around the office that no effort is to be put into the show.

[Morgus]

Some guy called in and asked Simone to play the ufo phil song at the end of the show "like Noory does every Friday."

that dumb caller just had to be noory himself or one of his stooges... 

[HorrorReporter]

I'm pretty happy UFO Phil was tabled for the night... Too bad it's not for good

[11angeleyes11]

that dumb caller just had to be noory himself or one of his stooges... 

Spot on!  My thoughts exactly.  I love a caller who enjoys fine orchestration.   That's the Coast Friday last call symphony selection at the end of the week. 

[M. Knight]

"And in other news... the sole source of suckage was identified today..."

[General Johnson Jameson]

I'm pretty happy UFO Phil was tabled for the night... Too bad it's not for good

Would be nice if the original JC kicked UFO Phil's ass & just got it over with.

[Sardondi]

...reincarnation camps in the desert.

beautiful.

Heh. Yeah, and I'm uncool enough to admit I was laughing like a s.o.b. picturing what that would be like.

that dumb caller just had to be noory himself or one of his stooges... 

Just a post-AB noob self-identifying as one of the rubes whose very marrow Noory will suck dry.



Now, I think I'll listen to the last hour of Art on a Somewhere In Time with Dannion Brinkley. Ahhhhhh.

[VtaGeezer]

For what it's worth, GN included Art Bell in his sign-off the other night; Weds IIRC. I thought he had stopped that.  I don't often make it all the way to sign off.

[Morgus]

For what it's worth, GN included Art Bell in his sign-off the other night; Weds IIRC. I thought he had stopped that.  I don't often make it all the way to sign off.

nah, he didn't stop it. he has mentioned Art Bell in the sign off most of the time for a long time that I've noticed.
Noory did recently add John B. Wells to his sign off list recently however... 

[VtaGeezer]

After a month of Wells' "Crank-to-Crank AM" Saturday night programs, I have to say George is looking better. 

[Lovely Bones]

After a month of Wells' "Crank-to-Crank AM" Saturday night programs, I have to say George is looking better.

After a month of Wells' "Crank-to-Crank AM" Saturday night programs, I have to say I miss Ian. 

[Gassy Man]

After a month of Wells' "Crank-to-Crank AM" Saturday night programs, I have to say I miss Ian.

After a month of Wells' "Crank-to-Crank AM" Saturday night programs, I have to say I miss Art.

This is kind of fun!

[BobGrau]

After a month of Wells' "Crank-to-Crank AM" Saturday night programs, I have to say I miss Art.

This is kind of fun!

After a month of missing "Crank-to-Crank AM", I have been programmed to say that Saturday nights are kind of fun.

[Sardondi]

After a month of missing "Crank-to-Crank AM", I have been programmed to say that Saturday nights are kind of fun.

After a month six months of missing "Crank-to-Crank AM", and never having listened to Wells since he's been worked into the lineup, I have to say I thought he was okay....Wait, there's something wrong here... 

[Paper*Boy]

After a month of reading about Wells' "Crank-to-Crank AM" Saturday night programs, I have to say Coast is still dead..

[fysisist]

This is killing me - what is the UFO Phil song?  It's not the intro music, right?  I've listened to C2C on and off since the mid 90's and I can't figure out which is the UFO Phil song.  Anybody have an mp3 of it?

[Gassy Man]

This is killing me - what is the UFO Phil song?  It's not the intro music, right?  I've listened to C2C on and off since the mid 90's and I can't figure out which is the UFO Phil song.  Anybody have an mp3 of it?

Hold your nose while doing a Jerry Lewis imitation and blurt out random phrases about UFOs, Big Foot, shadow people, Martians, aliens, ghosts, George Noory, and other fucked up shit and you'll basically have that musical massacre.

[BobGrau]

This is killing me - what is the UFO Phil song?  It's not the intro music, right?  I've listened to C2C on and off since the mid 90's and I can't figure out which is the UFO Phil song.  Anybody have an mp3 of it?

You asked for it -

Listening to Coast to Coast

I'm going out on a limb here: I actually quite like ufo phil. His tongue is firmly in his cheek, where it should be.

noory sucks.

[Morgus]

This is killing me - what is the UFO Phil song?  It's not the intro music, right? 

no its not the intro music.
Noory only plays his UFO Phil song at the end of the show on Friday nights and introduces it - it runs for several minutes long. You would recognize it if you heard it... 

[Sardondi]

The "studio-mix" (pretty funny background stuff) version of the UFO Phil song is the one that Noory plays at the end of Friday nights. Here it is:

Listening to Coast to Coast by UFO Phil

[McPhallus]

To me, it seems his tongue is firmly planted in Noory's ass, and his voice is grating.

You asked for it -

I'm going out on a limb here: I actually quite like ufo phil. His tongue is firmly in his cheek, where it should be.

noory sucks.

[11angeleyes11]

He needs a sultry and warming song like "Midnight in the Cave." to close out the weeks in St. Louis.

Carrying onward, George could have a version of "Midnight on the Ocean" to close-out the Los Angeles shows.