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VictoryAli

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I just had an idea...
« on: July 13, 2008, 09:55:49 PM »
George Noory: And welcome back to open lines, let's get right back to the phones. West of the Rockies line Bob in Seattle you're on the air!

Bob In Seattle: Is that me?

GN: (Awkward Silence)

BIS: George?

GN: Bob In Seattle you're on the air!

BIS: Hi George, this is Bob In Seattle. I'm listening to you online from CFUN in Vancouver, Canada.

GN: Where do you think Canada is Bob? Do you think there's angels there?

BIS: (Awkward Silence)

GN: What's Up Bob?

BIS: Yes sir, first I'd like to say what a pleasure it is to have you on the air every night. You are my favorite celebrity George and I think you've done a much better job than art. I've immensely enjoyed the Shatner interview and the Numbers Lady. I hope you remain on the air for many many years sir.

GN: Well Bob I'm just doing my job, being the best radio host I can be.

BIS: Yes Sir. Well you see Mr. Noory I'm calling because I've managed to secure some interesting recordings at Ground Zero in New York. I happen to be a audio engineer by trade and I like to experiment with paranormal audio phenomenons such as EVPs and Reverse Speech. While in New York I managed to visit Ground Zero for a day because my uncle happens to work in mayor's office in New York.

GN: Have you heard about my book Bob?

BIS: Um... yes sir I've read it quite a few times sir.

GN: Excellent proceed

BIS: Yes sir, so I have the digital recordings from ground zero on my computer that I've hooked into my phone. If you're interested I'd like to play them for you.

GN: Interesting, do you think the sounds you recorded might be interdimensional beings?

BIS: ...I don't know, anyway here's the recording.

Recording: (Loud bangs and voices in the distance and then a deep angry voice shouts "MOC TOD SKCUS YROON EGROEG!!!")

BIS: Did you hear that okay George?

GN: Oh my god! That's incredible, do you think those sounds would sponsor a child for just a few dollars a day?

BIS: I don't George... but uh I've done quite a bit of work messing with this clip, and I think I've isolated that voice and I have two recordings here I'd like to play for you and the audience.

GN: Sure go ahead

BIS: Okay this is the first one.

Recording: (Much clearer and slower with fewer bangs in the background) "MOC TOD SKCUS YROON EGROEG"

GN: Okay and the next one?

BIS: Sure George, so when I reverse the clip and slow it down it sounds like this...

Recording: (A few bangs in the background) "GEORGE NOORY SUCKS DOT COM!"

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EvB

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Re: I just had an idea...
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2008, 09:58:21 PM »


Recording: (A few bangs in the background) "GEORGE NOORY SUCKS DOT COM!"

 ;D

CLASSIC! 

Pirate King Atomsk

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Re: I just had an idea...
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2008, 09:59:21 PM »
Rofl. Somebody should definitely do this and record it. This is a priceless idea.

Loui Zoot

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Re: I just had an idea...
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2008, 09:07:30 PM »
If they can manage to get it past the screener now, since it's been post on the net. I'd suggest if someone does this be careful how they present what they have to the screener. Meaning air a different second clip to the screener than you will once you get on the air. I say let old Mister Wilson have it, he deserves it.

Michael Vandeven

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Re: I just had an idea...
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2008, 09:51:33 PM »
if somebody manages to get this on the air, that person will be the messiah of this website for the duration of its existence.

keep in mind, however, that the show has a delay of AT LEAST 7 seconds, so you will have to be smart in how you go about executing such a gorilla promotion battle.

that said... i would likely soil myself if i heard audio of this.

Loui Zoot

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Re: I just had an idea...
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2008, 11:38:41 PM »
I would like to note that if some of it gets cut from the air, it could still end up on podcast unedited. I hear last names of callers that forget they are not allowed to do that, and I also hear the occasional four letter word, as in the f bomb, and others. Now as far as streamlink I don't remember for sure if those were censored of not, most of my listening is podcast form.

Michael Vandeven

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Re: I just had an idea...
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2008, 10:12:18 PM »
we've gotta put this plan into action.  somehow.

EvB

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Re: I just had an idea...
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2008, 10:43:48 PM »
we've gotta put this plan into action.  somehow.

Well - I have a thought, simple though it is -- but didn't' you say someone at C2C read the board?  Besides - I think my vision, or one very much like it - has already been mentioned.

Anyway - i'd be absolutely amazed if George didn't have a clipping service.  He nows we're here. 


Michael Vandeven

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Re: I just had an idea...
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 12:05:44 AM »
yes, a host of c2c is aware of this site and reads it.  however, that host is sympathetic to our cause.  i can say no more.