George Noory: And welcome back to open lines, let's get right back to the phones. West of the Rockies line Bob in Seattle you're on the air!
Bob In Seattle: Is that me?
GN: (Awkward Silence)
BIS: George?
GN: Bob In Seattle you're on the air!
BIS: Hi George, this is Bob In Seattle. I'm listening to you online from CFUN in Vancouver, Canada.
GN: Where do you think Canada is Bob? Do you think there's angels there?
BIS: (Awkward Silence)
GN: What's Up Bob?
BIS: Yes sir, first I'd like to say what a pleasure it is to have you on the air every night. You are my favorite celebrity George and I think you've done a much better job than art. I've immensely enjoyed the Shatner interview and the Numbers Lady. I hope you remain on the air for many many years sir.
GN: Well Bob I'm just doing my job, being the best radio host I can be.
BIS: Yes Sir. Well you see Mr. Noory I'm calling because I've managed to secure some interesting recordings at Ground Zero in New York. I happen to be a audio engineer by trade and I like to experiment with paranormal audio phenomenons such as EVPs and Reverse Speech. While in New York I managed to visit Ground Zero for a day because my uncle happens to work in mayor's office in New York.
GN: Have you heard about my book Bob?
BIS: Um... yes sir I've read it quite a few times sir.
GN: Excellent proceed
BIS: Yes sir, so I have the digital recordings from ground zero on my computer that I've hooked into my phone. If you're interested I'd like to play them for you.
GN: Interesting, do you think the sounds you recorded might be interdimensional beings?
BIS: ...I don't know, anyway here's the recording.
Recording: (Loud bangs and voices in the distance and then a deep angry voice shouts "MOC TOD SKCUS YROON EGROEG!!!")
BIS: Did you hear that okay George?
GN: Oh my god! That's incredible, do you think those sounds would sponsor a child for just a few dollars a day?
BIS: I don't George... but uh I've done quite a bit of work messing with this clip, and I think I've isolated that voice and I have two recordings here I'd like to play for you and the audience.
GN: Sure go ahead
BIS: Okay this is the first one.
Recording: (Much clearer and slower with fewer bangs in the background) "MOC TOD SKCUS YROON EGROEG"
GN: Okay and the next one?
BIS: Sure George, so when I reverse the clip and slow it down it sounds like this...
Recording: (A few bangs in the background) "GEORGE NOORY SUCKS DOT COM!"
