Author Topic: Things That Annoy You (Read 12885 times)

M. Knight · « **Reply #150 on:** February 06, 2012, 05:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on February 06, 2012, 04:27:41 PM

I hate how the word "suspect" has become the term "person of interest"

The next level of this will be "entity under review".

Scully · « **Reply #151 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:40:54 AM »

--People (often callers or even guests on C2C) who say, "Right?" or "Know whut I mean?" every third sentence.

--The TV commercial where the woman who has fallen and can't get up says she lives alone and almost never has visitors ... but then says she can't imagine how her kids will go on without her.

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #152 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:23:55 AM »

Quote from: Scully on February 07, 2012, 12:40:54 AM

...says she lives alone and almost never has visitors ... but then says she can't imagine how her kids will go on without her.

lol, yeah, that's awesome.

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #153 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:55:18 AM »

when people post a picture of their kid on facebook every ten seconds. for fuck's sake. STOP IT. no way in HELL you'll catch me doing this when our kid is born.

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #154 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:40:52 AM »

pushy, insecure fat women.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #155 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 08, 2012, 10:40:52 AM

pushy, insecure fat women.

Tommy Danheiser. George Noory's producer.

Avi · « **Reply #156 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:58:08 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 08, 2012, 10:40:52 AM

pushy, insecure fat women.

Well, I don't know about insecure people, but I love pushy, fat women - the pushier, the better. My wife can shut me up with just a look. I like to wind her up sometimes, just to watch how fierce she gets (BTW, her comment, after looking at your avatar, was, "Who's he calling fat?"). Of course, then I get to woo her back to me. She's just starting to get that pregnancy pudge. Lay it on me, Goddess!


Baleboste - Socalled

The General · « **Reply #157 on:** February 09, 2012, 10:15:22 AM »

Quote from: Avi on February 09, 2012, 01:58:08 AM

Well, I don't know about insecure people, but I love pushy, fat women - the pushier, the better. My wife can shut me up with just a look. I like to wind her up sometimes, just to watch how fierce she gets (BTW, her comment, after looking at your avatar, was, "Who's he calling fat?"). Of course, then I get to woo her back to me. She's just starting to get that pregnancy pudge. Lay it on me, Goddess!

Baleboste - Socalled

Sweet Jesus. Ruin my breakfast why don't you.

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #158 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Avi on February 09, 2012, 01:58:08 AM

(BTW, her comment, after looking at your avatar, was, "Who's he calling fat?")

the fact that i'm fat doesn't make me less inclined to be annoyed by pushy, insecure, psychologically scarred fat women.

Avi · « **Reply #159 on:** February 10, 2012, 08:54:59 AM »

Quote from: The General on February 09, 2012, 10:15:22 AM

Sweet Jesus. Ruin my breakfast why don't you.

Avi · « **Reply #160 on:** February 10, 2012, 09:13:08 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 09, 2012, 07:24:46 PM

the fact that i'm fat doesn't make me less inclined to be annoyed by pushy, insecure, psychologically scarred fat women.

No, no, of course not. Your annoyance is entirely understandable. Say, perhaps a committed cabal of serial killers could eliminate them all! A plague? A dirty bomb? We're counting on you!

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #161 on:** February 11, 2012, 01:55:30 AM »

A particularly odoriferous and bellicose skunk has taken up residence somewhere on my block and for the fourth night in a row has unleashed a stench that permeates every inch of the first floor of my house. Brutal. The colony of cats in the area are apparently feuding with it...

Harmness · « **Reply #162 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:06:26 PM »

One of the sons a bitches got me three days ago. Fucking annoying.

Scully · « **Reply #163 on:** February 11, 2012, 10:24:55 PM »

Quote from: Avi on February 10, 2012, 09:13:08 AM

No, no, of course not. Your annoyance is entirely understandable. Say, perhaps a committed cabal of serial killers could eliminate them all! A plague? A dirty bomb? We're counting on you!

How do I love thee, Avi? Let me count the ways!

slipstream · « **Reply #164 on:** February 11, 2012, 10:33:52 PM »

Quote from: Harmness on February 11, 2012, 05:06:26 PM

One of the sons a bitches got me three days ago. Fucking annoying.

I remember one summer I left the window open to let cool air in. Additionally, I had a fan in the window. Some skunk sprayed right in front of my window in the middle of the night. I woke up with a headache feeling sicker than a dog. The stink lasted a couple of days, awful!

CoastCanuck · « **Reply #165 on:** February 12, 2012, 11:36:15 AM »

Random acts of vandalization against innocent victims, and the perpetrator getting away with it.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #166 on:** February 13, 2012, 10:11:11 PM »

That I'm acquainted with anybody whose idea of "entertaining" guests is to play the "best of"(sic) Carly Simon and Johnny Cougar Mellencamp.

I kept going outside(5 degree wind chill) for a smoke...even though I haven't smoked since August,2004. I wanted to leave using an excuse like "I left the stove on" or "I left the iron on" but since I don't actually touch those items, ever, it wouldn't be a viable excuse.

Never has a 30 foot drop looked so enticing. Hearing "Mockingbird" made the sidewalk look downright welcoming. That I survived this 172 minute torture treatment(bad music,banal conversation with dullards-who ain't my friends) has definitely used up at least three of my nine lives.

b_dubb · « **Reply #167 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:08:53 AM »

Insomnia

McPhallus · « **Reply #168 on:** February 14, 2012, 04:28:01 PM »

IT recruiters from India who insist on using fake Americanized names. A while back I get an email from a guy named Hank Parker, and I call him only to find out he's straight outta New Delhi. What the fuck.

b_dubb · « **Reply #169 on:** February 14, 2012, 04:40:38 PM »

Quote from: McPhallus on February 14, 2012, 04:28:01 PM

IT recruiters from India who insist on using fake Americanized names. A while back I get an email from a guy named Hank Parker, and I call him only to find out he's straight outta New Delhi. What the fuck.

This pisses me off. One: these people are actively trying to deceive and two: monsterdotcom will give your info to anyone

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #170 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:26:54 AM »

lol, hank parker. i think i've found my new display name.

stevesh · « **Reply #171 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:49:24 AM »

Quote from: McPhallus on February 14, 2012, 04:28:01 PM

IT recruiters from India who insist on using fake Americanized names. A while back I get an email from a guy named Hank Parker, and I call him only to find out he's straight outta New Delhi. What the fuck.

Probably because if he left a message to call Patteera Hengboriboonpong (real name of one of my customers) you'd either sprain your tongue or never get through to the right guy.

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #172 on:** February 16, 2012, 04:01:35 PM »

best buy SUCKS and i wish they'd go out of business.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #173 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:05:40 PM »

That a new goddamn,motherfuckin' Kennedy(Joe III) is running for office.
And that the buck toothed idiot is going to win.

BobGrau · « **Reply #174 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:27:09 PM »

losing over 900gb of music, lectures and audio books due to a shitty external drive. again.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #175 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:30:06 PM »

Quote from: BobGrau on February 16, 2012, 05:27:09 PM

losing over 900gb of music, lectures and audio books due to a shitty external drive. again.

Gotta love the tech industry. No guarantees, no liability. Just shell out your cash for sketchy Chinese, mass-made stuff. This happened to me as well.

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #176 on:** February 16, 2012, 10:09:06 PM »

Quote from: BobGrau on February 16, 2012, 05:27:09 PM

losing over 900gb of music, lectures and audio books due to a shitty external drive. again.

mail me your drive and $100 and i'll bet you your data is fine.

b_dubb · « **Reply #177 on:** February 16, 2012, 10:42:56 PM »

sketchy sellers on ebay. right now ... madisonseating is at the top of the list of fuckers that piss me off. shipped me a badly packed damaged chair. assholes. never going bargain hunting on ebay again

BobGrau · « **Reply #178 on:** February 17, 2012, 07:14:46 AM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on February 16, 2012, 07:30:06 PM

Gotta love the tech industry. No guarantees, no liability. Just shell out your cash for sketchy Chinese, mass-made stuff. This happened to me as well.

... what's the solution? Buy TWO of course!

BobGrau · « **Reply #179 on:** February 17, 2012, 07:16:36 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 16, 2012, 10:09:06 PM

mail me your drive and $100 and i'll bet you your data is fine.

Thanks, but I've got my best guy on the case. Who only lives a mile away.
...who won't be shocked by all the porn that's on it, too...