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Things That Annoy You
Michael Vandeven:
I don't think this thread exists elsewhere on CoastGab. Correct me if I'm wrong. The purpose of this thread is to complain about things you encounter on any given day. I've already gone down this road with the Things Michael Hates list on my podcast site, but I think something more spontaneous and inclusive is in order.
So, with that said, let me begin.
I'm sooooo sick and tired of being directed to the Facebook profiles of unknown bikini-clad girls who have 50 "tease" pictures of themselves with their "come hither" poses. Absolutely lame. Facebook isn't the place for sexual content, just like a supermarket aisle isn't the place to lift weights or try on scuba gear. The indecency restrictions imposed on Facebook photos completely renders this shit an underwhelming exercise in futility.
We live in an era of INSTANT access to MILLIONS of videos, free of charge, showing stunningly beautiful women engaging in some of the most perverse activities one could imagine. At the end of these videos, someone requires a roll of Bounty. Your little "tease" pictures taken in front of a bathroom mirror with your phone and posted on Facebook are completely frustrating and irrelevant. Stop it, dummy.
You're hot. Okay!!!! We fucking get it. Pathetically, your entire identity in life is your body and the fact that men want to fuck it. That's awesome. Call me up in 20 years so I can see how that's worked out for you. In all likelihood, you'll be toiling over a cesarean scar and hoping nobody sees your cellulite. So move the fuck over and make way for the next 5,000,000 bitches posting the exact same useless tease pictures. While you're wasting everyone's time with that silliness, the rest of us will be watching YouPorn.
Eddie Coyle:
I live in a city that starts projects in late Fall, like repaving sidewalks or streets...then ceases these unfinished projects for the winter. Fucking brilliant. So there are three major streets within two blocks of my home that are torn up, and won't be fixed until March.
That's annoying enough and it's horrific aesthetically. But forget how bad it looks, it's awful to walk on and as someone who has sprained his left foot/ankle over 200 times since May 2, 1985-I fuckin' hate it. Ya see, my "creator" being the prankster he is, gave me the feet of an NBA center, but I stopped growing at 6'1". Don't get excited ladies(or you fags), I'm Irish, that offsets my size 16 feet.
That's it. I hate my city, my creator and my feet.
The General:
As heartless as it may sound, the homeless annoy the shit out of me. Or as people used to call them before everything was softened: BUMS. They have taken over the neighborhood I work in. Literally taken over, the police do nothing. I see their behavior daily and they are not victims, they are predators. I ranted about it before, you can read that post here.
Eddie Coyle:
Sharing living quarters with someone who watches Nancy Grace, Greta Von Frankenstein and Showbiz Tonight...and insists on telling me about it. More often than not, I feel like the people sitting next to Robert Hays in "Airplane".
Michael Vandeven:
--- Quote from: Eddie Coyle on December 29, 2011, 11:24:18 PM ---
Sharing living quarters with someone who watches Nancy Grace, Greta Von Frankenstein and Showbiz Tonight...and insists on telling me about it. More often than not, I feel like the people sitting next to Robert Hays in "Airplane".
--- End quote ---
i could possibly handle the other two shows, but nancy grace? i'd have to hire a hitman.
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