Topic: Things That Annoy You

[Michael Vandeven]

I don't think this thread exists elsewhere on CoastGab.  Correct me if I'm wrong.  The purpose of this thread is to complain about things you encounter on any given day.  I've already gone down this road with the Things Michael Hates list on my podcast site, but I think something more spontaneous and inclusive is in order.


So, with that said, let me begin.


I'm sooooo sick and tired of being directed to the Facebook profiles of unknown bikini-clad girls who have 50 "tease" pictures of themselves with their "come hither" poses.  Absolutely lame.  Facebook isn't the place for sexual content, just like a supermarket aisle isn't the place to lift weights or try on scuba gear.  The indecency restrictions imposed on Facebook photos completely renders this shit an underwhelming exercise in futility.


We live in an era of INSTANT access to MILLIONS of videos, free of charge, showing stunningly beautiful women engaging in some of the most perverse activities one could imagine.  At the end of these videos, someone requires a roll of Bounty.  Your little "tease" pictures taken in front of a bathroom mirror with your phone and posted on Facebook are completely frustrating and irrelevant.  Stop it, dummy.

You're hot.  Okay!!!!  We fucking get it.  Pathetically, your entire identity in life is your body and the fact that men want to fuck it.  That's awesome.  Call me up in 20 years so I can see how that's worked out for you.  In all likelihood, you'll be toiling over a cesarean scar and hoping nobody sees your cellulite.  So move the fuck over and make way for the next 5,000,000 bitches posting the exact same useless tease pictures.  While you're wasting everyone's time with that silliness, the rest of us will be watching YouPorn.

[Eddie Coyle]

     I live in a city that starts projects in late Fall, like repaving sidewalks or streets...then ceases these unfinished projects for the winter. Fucking brilliant. So there are three major streets within two blocks of my home that are torn up, and won't be fixed until March.

     That's annoying enough and it's horrific aesthetically. But forget how bad it looks, it's awful to walk on and as someone who has sprained his left foot/ankle over 200 times since May 2, 1985-I fuckin' hate it. Ya see, my "creator" being the prankster he is, gave me the feet of an NBA center, but I stopped growing at 6'1". Don't get excited ladies(or you fags), I'm Irish, that offsets my size 16 feet.

    That's it. I hate my city, my creator and my feet.

[The General]

As heartless as it may sound, the homeless annoy the shit out of me.  Or as people used to call them before everything was softened: BUMS.  They have taken over the neighborhood I work in.  Literally taken over, the police do nothing.  I see their behavior daily and they are not victims, they are predators.  I ranted about it before, you can read that post here.

[Eddie Coyle]

 
    Sharing living quarters with someone who watches Nancy Grace, Greta Von Frankenstein and Showbiz Tonight...and insists on telling me about it. More often than not, I feel like the people sitting next to Robert Hays in "Airplane".

[Michael Vandeven]

    Sharing living quarters with someone who watches Nancy Grace, Greta Von Frankenstein and Showbiz Tonight...and insists on telling me about it. More often than not, I feel like the people sitting next to Robert Hays in "Airplane".

i could possibly handle the other two shows, but nancy grace?  i'd have to hire a hitman.

[Eddie Coyle]

i could possibly handle the other two shows, but nancy grace?  i'd have to hire a hitman.

   Yeah, that's probably the worst in my estimation as well. If I stop posting here, after a few days check the Boston newspapers and you'll understand my absence. "Couple in their 30's found dead, Nancy Grace show is reason given in a detailed suicide note"

   I kid, of course...I think

[Frys Girl]

I love this thread. Great idea.


Things I hate:


1. When people ask if my nails are fake. Rude question to begin with, but it assumes that if the polish is neat and my nails don't look ratty, it can't be because of my ability to groom myself.


2. Kids. Mind you, I also think kids are cute, but they annoy me. Thank God for dogs.


3. Kids in the grocery store.


4. Parents. They act so superior and fragile at the same time. Screw you. It was your choice to have kids and be miserable or joyous. Shut up and do it.


5. Anyone who knocks on my door with religious pamphlets. Once I said I don't speak English, and these people brought someone to translate the following week. GET A LIFE! I have God, and I don't need you to convert me anyway. Besides, bothering people during the weekend is a poor start.


6. When stores ask me to donate money. This is especially annoying at a store like Whole Foods, where stuff is overpriced. If I get a bag discount, I'm taking it. Don't ask me to give it up for corn farmers in Mexico. As a business, you can give back. Just don't charge me. Charity has gotten way too commercial.

[Frys Girl]

i could possibly handle the other two shows, but nancy grace?  i'd have to hire a hitman.

For the right price, I can make it  happen. I wonder what she looks like in the morning if she looks that bad after hair and makeup.

[Michael Vandeven]

For the right price, I can make it  happen. I wonder what she looks like in the morning if she looks that bad after hair and makeup.

i remember being at my mom's house one day as nancy grace's show was blasting throughout the living room.  she was talking about the birth of her baby (or was it twins?  who cares.).  i could only think to myself, "wow.  a man actually had to ejaculate into this woman for that to happen.  just... wow."  she's such an ugly person, and i'm not even talking about her physical attributes.  she's just a hideous, man hating, bottom feeding, self righteous bully with a severe female inferiority complex.

[NefariousBanana]

She's like a female Alex Jones.  Why anybody would fuck her is beyond my comprehension.

[Harmness]

George Noory.

[Michael Vandeven]

As heartless as it may sound, the homeless annoy the shit out of me.  Or as people used to call them before everything was softened: BUMS.  They have taken over the neighborhood I work in.  Literally taken over, the police do nothing.  I see their behavior daily and they are not victims, they are predators.  I ranted about it before, you can read that post here.

i am with you here, although we don't have homeless people walking about the street in cape girardeau, missouri.


on the same track, i'm sick of poor people.  i'm not talking about people who don't have much money.  i'm talking about people who exhibit and live that "poor" mentality.  i see "poor" as a state of mind, not a bank account balance.  the amount of awful legislation that's been passed in the name of protecting "the poor" is sickening to me.  fuck the poor.


paid for by the committee to elect michael vandeven.

[The General]

i remember being at my mom's house one day as nancy grace's show was blasting throughout the living room.  she was talking about the birth of her baby (or was it twins?  who cares.).  i could only think to myself, "wow.  a man actually had to ejaculate into this woman for that to happen.  just... wow."  she's such an ugly person, and i'm not even talking about her physical attributes.  she's just a hideous, man hating, bottom feeding, self righteous bully with a severe female inferiority complex.

This assumes that she is capable of viviparous reproduction, and I think it more likely that she reproduces asexually. Most bacteria like her reproduce via binary fission.  She just gets turned on, shakes a little, and then splits in half.

[Frys Girl]

i am with you here, although we don't have homeless people walking about the street in cape girardeau, missouri.


on the same track, i'm sick of poor people.  i'm not talking about people who don't have much money.  i'm talking about people who exhibit and live that "poor" mentality.  i see "poor" as a state of mind, not a bank account balance.  the amount of awful legislation that's been passed in the name of protecting "the poor" is sickening to me.  fuck the poor.


paid for by the committee to elect michael vandeven.

Most homeless people are mentally ill and/or substance abusers. We have to change how we view them before we can help them effectively. I have seen the same man in my "area" begging at intersections for almost a decade. He looks awful and drunk. I feel sorry for him, but I refuse to enable him by giving him cash, as delightful as he may be. He flicks off people if they don't give him money. Once, I drove by and the entire group of cars at the light didn't offer him cash, so he flicked us off with both hands as we drove by him. Lovely.

[Michael Vandeven]

Once, I drove by and the entire group of cars at the light didn't offer him cash, so he flicked us off with both hands as we drove by him. Lovely.

as bill hicks once said, "well, then.  it certainly wasn't your personality that put you on the street."

[b_dubb]

on the same track, i'm sick of poor people.  i'm not talking about people who don't have much money.  i'm talking about people who exhibit and live that "poor" mentality.  i see "poor" as a state of mind, not a bank account balance.  the amount of awful legislation that's been passed in the name of protecting "the poor" is sickening to me.  fuck the poor.

could you elaborate on what you mean by this?

[b_dubb]

I'm sick of "working class hero" bullshit. just because you go to work and hang drywall or change tires doesn't make you special. everyone else has a job. get over yourself asshole

[Eddie Coyle]

I'm sick of "working class hero" bullshit. just because you go to work and hang drywall or change tires doesn't make you special. everyone else has a job. get over yourself asshole

   Those are jobs Americans(of any color) aren't allowed to do anymore.

[Frys Girl]

People who go to the gym smelling dirty and/or just rolled out of bed. I don't care if you're going to sweat again, you smell like a dump heap!!! You cause others to lose their ability to breathe. Just rinse yourself before you go out you jerks.

[Avi]

    Sharing living quarters with someone who watches Nancy Grace, Greta Von Frankenstein and Showbiz Tonight...and insists on telling me about it. More often than not, I feel like the people sitting next to Robert Hays in "Airplane".

Now's a good time to start sniffing glue!

[Eddie Coyle]

    When you're decompressing on a sunday afternoon at about 5pm, just watching the NFL, and undercover cops come knocking on the door, because of some stupid shit my neighbor's worthless grandson did. Cops and junkies equally annoy me.

[stevesh]

1. Luddites who still write checks at the supermarket, most of whom don't even reach for their checkbooks until the cashier announces the total they owe.

2. Asshats who haven't figured out the four-way-stop intersection. If you get there first, don't sit there and wave me through ahead of you, you moron. If you have the right-of-way, take it. Things go faster for everybody that way.

[McPhallus]

1. People who, when traffic is backed up for some reason, need to merge and skip to the front of the line, trying to cut in front of everyone else.
2.  Pushy IT recruiters who can barely speak English.
3.  Cable companies.
4.  Phone companies.

[Eddie Coyle]

1. Luddites who still write checks at the supermarket, most of whom don't even reach for their checkbooks until the cashier announces the total they owe.

    Amen! The dumbfucks who I call the "oh,I have to pay?" crowd. Total imbeciles out on cloud nine,usually a cellphone attached to their hideous countenance. They need to die.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Nimoy sings Bilbo Baggins

http://www.myprecious.us/files/Ballad_of_Bilbo_Baggins.mp3

[Morgus]

Fascinating...

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Fascinating...

Without followers, Evil cannot spread. 

[HAL 9000]

Nimoy sings Bilbo Baggins

You may find my complete compendium of Nimoy/Shatner discography in the following post from about 3 months ago. Adult beverages recommended prior to listening. Full song list included in post. Single-link download.

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,2835.msg52443/topicseen.html#msg52443

   

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

You may find my complete compendium of Nimoy/Shatner discography in the following post from about 3 months ago. Adult beverages recommended prior to listening. Full song list included in post. Single-link download.

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,2835.msg52443/topicseen.html#msg52443

have had the Pickwick LP (signed) for many years now. picked up your offered collection when posted. thanks btw since i never got around to converting my collection. thanks again.

[aldousburbank]

Having returned to sunny Tucson, Arizona for a couple of weeks, I am reminded of something that really annoys me.  Spandex assed bicyclists who have seemingly lost all sense of self-preservation as they insist on riding tandem, outside of the bicycle lane, just tempting me man, really tempting me...