It becomes obvious why I used "fetish" in the topic name. I could not determine Noory's motivation otherwise! His defies logic. Newscasters follow the "if it bleeds it leads" pathology - common train wreck/rubber neck psychology - but I don't believe I have
ever been exposed to a radio or television personality who reports infanticide with such consistency and passion. Oh hell, Judge, let's call it what it is: A compulsion to report on dead little ones.
I've also noticed a dramatic increase in the focus on animals born with deformities. The "winged cat" one night or the "six-legged" something or other the next time, the duck last night with "chicken feet" etc - often with the added announcement that the local culture considers the deformity "lucky." It takes no stretch of Freudian theory to equate these animals with human fetuses. Lord knows what is going on in that head of his.
(spreads hands on chest)
I am sure ~I~ don't want to know what kind of bats are hanging in his belfry.
CTC's "crypto news" or "news from today's headlines" has changed into a different kind of freak show.
It is no longer "paranormal or parapsychology" but often simply Abnormal or Aberrant or Deviant Psychology.
Reporting tragic stories involving children is even more of an enigma when juxtaposed to Noory's relentless pushing of Children International. "Will you join me in sponsoring a child?"
[[[shudder]]]
What are you going to do if I sponsor a child? Kill it then report its tragic demise?
It's twisted and I can't put my finger on it. It reminds me of nurses who secretly make their patients become sicker??? and sicker via a slow poison or the withholding of needed medication just so they can "rescue" and comfort the patient and experience the thrill of being a savior. (
Munchausen Syndrome)
Whatever the case, the pleasure I hear in Noory's voice when he reports on the "darker side of childhood" is unmistakable; his tone resembles an inebriated leering Bingo Caller watching the elderly ~sweat it~ as they await the drop of the next numerically embossed sphere, some of the players perhaps planning on spending their winnings on a much needed prescription drug or utility bill even whilst the Bingo Caller judges them as "greedy" for playing.
There's an old phrase ...
~ There's a
blue corner in Hell for him. ~
Imagine if Mr. Noory ever filed a lawsuit for defamation, slander, libel, etc, and the defense was able to force the jury to listen to a year's worth of Mr. Noory's "Dead Kid Report."
Winning such lawsuits often hinge on moral character (or the perception of such) being defamed/insulted/questioned, yet it would become readily apparent that this Noory fellow was a stunningly damaged jackal and scarcely deserved protection by any protracted mechanizations of any so called blindfolded ~justice.~
It's well known in this land that I do exaggerate on occasion. Noory could prove me wrong simply by not reporting these types of stories during the month of October in the year 2008.
What say ye, oh mustached ghoul of man?
"It's a Cooked Kid Book!" I almost hear him say.
Let me hit it out of the park for you, George - I'll just crack the bat on the brand name sweet spot and send the ball into the awaiting darkness that lies beyond the field lights.
If you do not report a single child's death or serious injury or torture in October, I WILL SPONSOR A CHILD.
I must warn that you are in a most severe check. You can pretend you are not privy to the game, but we know you are otherwise.
Will you help save a child? Can you summon the requisite self control? After all, you need do NOTHING to ~win~ and put me in my place. Simply don't report this type of "news" during perhaps my favorite month of the year.
I promise - this is not poker and I am not bluffing. Try me.
I'll even be generous: Congenital animal deformities and strange animal behavior are allowed, old sport. Maybe a two headed lizard enjoying double derbys - perhaps a chicken with a machine gun who is tired of all those jokes and now just shoots bullets across the road... at all the comedians.
Your move, oh, White King in the Light.
(Even now I detect a singular grippage on the board. What
is that? The King is usually equipped with a disc of black or green felt cloth, yet George appears to have some sort of suction cup under the base instead - a Sucking Cup holds the King in place? So
that's how he endures on the board for such long periods. Literally, by sucking.)
