Topic: Your Predicitions for 2012...

[M Knight]

1.  Coastgab.com as we know it will be discontinued.
2.  Art Bell will return to broadcasting, but in a talk format that no one really expected.
3.  A new technology will become commercialized that will completely change how we generally interface with computers and cell phones.
4.  Michael Vandeven will get a terrestrial radio broadcast gig.
5.  I will get my head out of my ass and finally accomplish some things I have wanted to for 20 years.

[Morgus]

1. Art Bell will stay retired, spending all his time with his young family.
2. All the predictions for the end times will come true from the Hopi and other sources: California sinks under the ocean and Arizona becomes the new beachfront property.

[M Knight]

1. Art Bell will stay retired, spending all his time with his young family.
2. All the predictions for the end times will come true from the Hopi and other sources: California sinks under the ocean and Arizona becomes the new beachfront property.

Cool.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Your Predicitions for 2012... 

Vegetable seeds, Pall Malls, and Ten High Whiskey become the new gold of the future.

[stevesh]

Your Predicitions for 2012... 

Vegetable seeds, Pall Malls, and Ten High Whiskey become the new gold of the future.

You forgot .45 ACP rounds.

[The General]

1- Gold value drops like a stone in the late summer/early autumn.
2- Obama grants citizenship to millions in a bid to seal his reelection but fails.
3- Art returns to the Philippines.
4- A sitting Supreme Court Justice passes away.
5- Jesus doesn't return.
6- Dow bottoms in the 9000's in Feb/March.
7- Anagrammy returns to Coastgab.
8- Rush Limbaugh's final year.
9- Rick Perry Sex Scandal.
10- George Noory continues to Suck.

[CoastCanuck]

Strictly my gut feeling and hoping I am wrong...
1. economy will further decline.
2. discontent will increase. 
3. severe earthquakes and natural disasters with the polar shift a factor.
4. Art Bell stays in retirement.
It won't be a good year...

[BobGrau]

Noory will leave coast at the end of the year to pursue the career in television he's always dreamed of, making all radio everywhere just that little bit better.
Obviously this means tv will get that much worse, but fuk tv - they DESERVE noory.

[Treading Water]

     Ticks, fleas, and stinkbugs are eradicated.
     Earthquakes become gentle tremors that make children giggle and cause no destruction.
     Hurricanes and tornadoes disappear.  It rains softly for 24 hours, one day a week.  The other six are sunny and calm.
     Everyone will have shelter and enough to eat.
     Art Bell will return and save Coast to Coast.

[coaster]

 1. On December 11th 2012, Noory will finally master his prostrate. This will unleash  years of noory's pent-up ragu gas which will blaze across the land, into our towns, into our homes, and slam into our radios like a supercharged spaghetti fart. With our radio's broken, noory is no longer able to continue coast to coast.  Wars end, and the world finds peace. Noory goes into selling used cars.

[Eddie Coyle]

 
   I foresee...for 2012

      a Leap Year
     The bicentennial of the War of 1812
     a Presidential Election
     The Olympics
             

[MV]

1. On December 11th 2012, Noory will finally master his prostrate.

i misread this sentence on the first go.  it didn't make quite as much sense once i got it right.


rimshot.

[coaster]

Damn typos. I blame Noory.

[Frys Girl]

November = prostate cancer awareness month. Noory has the moustache, so I wonder if he tried to hustle any fake vitamins to go along? I dont listen anymore. That shit hurts the brain, funny as it can be.

[The General]

November = prostate cancer awareness month. Noory has the moustache, so I wonder if he tried to hustle any fake vitamins to go along? I dont listen anymore. That shit hurts the brain, funny as it can be.

Sometimes I juuust can't quite figure out what you're on to.
1.November=prostate cancer awareness month.
2.Noory's moustache.
3.Fake vitamins.
I just can't keep up with you I guess.  THAT shit hurts the brain.

[b_dubb]

Ian leaves Coast.  John B Welles replaces him

[Eddie Coyle]

Ian leaves Coast.  John B Welles replaces him

     Yeah, I think Ian is gone in the not too distant future. And the deep voiced empty suit definitely will see increased airtime.

     Neato.

[Frys Girl]

Sometimes I juuust can't quite figure out what you're on to.
1.November=prostate cancer awareness month.
2.Noory's moustache.
3.Fake vitamins.
I just can't keep up with you I guess.  THAT shit hurts the brain.

No no. Not a prediction. Just a question were asked to grow moustaches for prostate cancer awareness.

[The General]

No no. Not a prediction. Just a question were asked to grow moustaches for prostate cancer awareness.

oh ok then.

[Vatar]

1.  I predict that God will finally grant my wish and give Snoory throat cancer.
2.  Art Bell will try and sell a used first generation Sony Diskman for $120.
3.  Michael Vandeven joins the dark side and pastries become his main source of sustenance.
4.  Vermont succeeds from the union to form the second Vermont Republic.
5.  Ditto number four, but with Texas.
6.  Mormon missionaries are so effective that 75% of the USA convert to mormonizm (not for spiritual fulfillment but for the nifty underwear.)
7.  Aliens land on the white house lawn but it's just to ask for directions to the nearest brothel.

[MV]

2.  Art Bell will try and sell a used first generation Sony Diskman for $120.

lol, classic.

[11angeleyes11]

I predict a new casino resort to open in Las Vegas coined THE ROCK RESORT.  The joint venture will be between Fort Rock and Art Bell.  Art Bell will be broadcasting his new show from a new studio called the mine.  All servers and dealerss will be of Philipino descent.  Adorning the outer wall of the resort, will be neon pictures of Fort Rock in his now famous pose taken from Coast Gab.

The house entertainment will be a revolving troup of Coast Hosts in various comedy segments.  George will sing karoke to the few songs that he knows.  Ian will host a special Sunday sermon.  George Knapp will be the emcee for the Coast alien exxxstravanza.  Flights are booking now. 
Opening day of THE ROCK RESORT is December 21, 2012.

[BobGrau]

I predict a new casino resort to open in Las Vegas coined THE ROCK RESORT.  The joint venture will be between Fort Rock and Art Bell.  Art Bell will be broadcasting his new show from a new studio called the mine.  All servers and dealerss will be of Philipino descent.  Adorning the outer wall of the resort, will be neon pictures of Fort Rock in his now famous pose taken from Coast Gab.

The house entertainment will be a revolving troup of Coast Hosts in various comedy segments.  George will sing karoke to the few songs that he knows.  Ian will host a special Sunday sermon.  George Knapp will be the emcee for the Coast alien exxxstravanza.  Flights are booking now. 
Opening day of THE ROCK RESORT is December 21, 2012.

I'm seeing the coast hosts dressed up to represent the various stages of Elvis's career... obviously noory is 'vegas elvis'...
any of you photoshop ninjas up to the challenge?

[CoastCanuck]

Ian leaves Coast.  John B Welles replaces him

Ian said he will have an announcement this Saturday night.  Maybe your prediction is his news. 

[themudking]

My prediction for 2012: August '12 FireFub 1.0 is released.  In early September three features are swiftly removed from the 1.0.2 release as they were deemed to be useful.  The Release notes will not specifically mention the removal of the features, but will predict multiple error codes and their cause as a "result of feature dependencies being removed without notice."


November '12: Vandeven Enterprises has a successful IPO based on the successful launch of version 2.0.2 which is the first version to allow the user to close the application properly instead of the random page fault errors that originally were the only way to close the application and free up memory (or system restarts).

[MV]

My prediction for 2012: August '12 FireFub 1.0 is released.  In early September three features are swiftly removed from the 1.0.2 release as they were deemed to be useful.  The Release notes will not specifically mention the removal of the features, but will predict multiple error codes and their cause as a "result of feature dependencies being removed without notice."


November '12: Vandeven Enterprises has a successful IPO based on the successful launch of version 2.0.2 which is the first version to allow the user to close the application properly instead of the random page fault errors that originally were the only way to close the application and free up memory (or system restarts).

FireFub: Where the Web has been taking you.

[Vatar]

My prediction for 2012: August '12 FireFub 1.0 is released.  In early September three features are swiftly removed from the 1.0.2 release as they were deemed to be useful.  The Release notes will not specifically mention the removal of the features, but will predict multiple error codes and their cause as a "result of feature dependencies being removed without notice."


November '12: Vandeven Enterprises has a successful IPO based on the successful launch of version 2.0.2 which is the first version to allow the user to close the application properly instead of the random page fault errors that originally were the only way to close the application and free up memory (or system restarts).

I've been hearing rumors that both the forward and the back button show the previously viewed page.

[b_dubb]

I am going to have my love handles replaced with decorative ceramic love knobs

[MV]

the euro implodes in q1.

[M. Knight]

George Noory will continue to suck.