1. Speculation over Art returning will continue, via wishful thinking and over-analysis of his Facebook posts. Art does not return.
2. Fort Rock remains a 50-something virgin and does not land a young Asian girl, despite his bizarre trolling of Art Bell.
3. FR rears his ugly head on CoastGab briefly.
4. Microsoft releases a tablet and no one cares, just like they didn't care back in 2001.
5. 2012 becomes the new Y2K, with not much happening.