Topic: Does Michael Vandeven sound like a 1940's gangster? Poll

[BigWorm]

Just "axe" martin if u don't believe me.... Lol

Actually Martin Lawrence clowns white people for sounding extremely square n uptight... black people love gangsters ;-)

[Michael Vandeven]

now, what gives with this question, see?  i'm gonna shoot-cha, see?  you just keep quiet and it'll all be over soon, see?

[Σεληνόλυκος]

He sounds like a guy with a general american accent who gets less than eight hours sleep a night.

'40s gangster? What?

[Max]

I said yes to this poll.... but bigworm, you been douched again...lol

but of course he sounds like a ganster... its his forum :p

[Michael Vandeven]

but bigworm, you been douched again...lol

heh heh... max... i take back what i said about the douche system in another thread.  i'm beginning to like it.

[EvB]

heh heh... max... i take back what i said about the douche system in another thread.  i'm beginning to like it.

A bit of clarification on the "vote more than once" thing.  I'm not sure you can.  What the message actually says is that you "can't repeat a Karma action" within an hour's time.  So - not thumbs up or down for anyone for any reason more than once an hour.

As an FYI - the programming on this function is less than perfect.  I have gotten away with two in an hour.

So MAX dear, since this is your toy - why don't you explain how it actually works?  Please?

 ;

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

So MAX dear, since this is your toy - why don't you explain how it actually works?  Please?

 ;

*slowly waves hand* ....You don't want to know how it works.....These aren't the facts you're looking for........You want to send Max on his way...

[EvB]

*slowly waves hand* ....You don't want to know how it works.....These aren't the facts you're looking for........You want to send Max on his way...

NOT TRUE AT ALL!!!!        

I like Max.  I tend to ignore people I don't like, after a short fracas.

PS: I've called _DOUCHE on your accusation!   ;

[Max]

I will discuss this in the main thread discussion on this..

but on topic..

foghed aboud it..

[Pirate King Atomsk]

http://www.youtube.com/v/8u-tRquOHco&hl=en

Every time I think of an italian mafia guy, I think about this guy now. I just wish he said my favorite line in this video...I've heard him say it before, but it's so hilarious.

"The body is on ice. The body belongs to me, now."

Thankfully, I don't think Michael sounds like this asshat. This judge moreso reminds me of the idiot in The Godfather that got a knife through his hand and strangled with dental floss.

And on that note I would also like to say, "'EYYYY, foghead aboud it." 

[Michael Vandeven]

oh god i remember that judge.  never before have i seen a bigger publicity whore.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

NOT TRUE AT ALL!!!!        
I like Max.  I tend to ignore people I don't like, after a short fracas.

PS: I've called _DOUCHE on your accusation!   ;

"Who's the more douche-ish - the douche, or the douche who follows him?"

I know you like Max......

*force-pushes a half drained bottle of Shiraz across the table towards EVB while Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes play a spacey cover of WAR's Why Can't We Be Friends*

[EvB]

"Who's the more douche-ish - the douche, or the douche who follows him?"

I know you like Max......

*force-pushes a half drained bottle of Shiraz across the table towards EVB while Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes play a spacey cover of WAR's Why Can't We Be Friends*

That for the bely laugh!  Ummm . ..  are you SURE that Douche-ish? or is it Douch-able?  Or, a la Seinfeld - Douche-worthy?

Ev

Who makes Phan a white wine spritzer with a huge piece of lime in it. 

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

That for the bely laugh!  Ummm . ..  are you SURE that Douche-ish? or is it Douch-able?  Or, a la Seinfeld - Douche-worthy?

Ev

Who makes Phan a white wine spritzer with a huge piece of lime in it. 

Good question.  I changed it to Douche-ee for awhile and then changed it back.  Still didn't sound right.


*Sits back, feet on table, sipping a limey white wine spritzer while Pet Shop Boy's Go West plays in the background.......reminiscing about an old purple lightsaber*

Cheers sister.

[BigWorm]

EvB and Max..... Get a room!!! ;

I wear douches like a badge of honor on this here message board.

[EvB]

EvB and Max..... Get a room!!! ;

I wear douches like a badge of honor on this here message board.

Aww -- and here I went and gave you an "on the money" for making me smile this morning.  I rarely smile before my coffee.

                   ;

[Michael Vandeven]

EvB and Max..... Get a room!!! ;

I wear douches like a badge of honor on this here message board.

heh.  you know, for halloween this year, i think i'm going to try constructing a suit entirely out of douches.  you painted an image in my mind.  i can't turn back now.

by the way... for anyone wondering what prompted this topic, click here:
http://ufoship.com/page.php?5

[EvB]

heh.  you know, for halloween this year, i think i'm going to try constructing a suit entirely out of douches.  you painted an image in my mind.  i can't turn back now.

I suggest you start now and EMPTY them first.  I'd hate to see you as the poster child for "I've fallen and I can't get up!"


 

[Michael Vandeven]

do i have to empty them via conventional means?  i've heard too much of that is bad for you.

[EvB]

do i have to empty them via conventional means?  i've heard too much of that is bad for you.

LOL!  You're right - I suggest you empty them in the toilet. - or - as long as they are just the water and vinegar kind - on the GROUND for that matter.

OR - if you want a truly strange and disgusting experience - you could post on FREECYCLE that you'll be happy to haul used ones away.

                                                 

[Michael Vandeven]

OR - if you want a truly strange and disgusting experience - you could post on FREECYCLE that you'll be happy to haul used ones away.

                                                 

eww!!  see, now you're just getting crazy.

i got the file you sent me, btw.  haven't listened yet, but i got it.   THX!!

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

LOL!  You're right - I suggest you empty them in the toilet. - or - as long as they are just the water and vinegar kind - on the GROUND for that matter.

Looking to get rid of that spring-fresh vinegar & water mix? Mr. Food says add a couple pinches of your favorite herb/s, 2 tbsp. of good virgin olive oil, and use to top a nice Mesclun mix. Deee-licious! What about if the V&W's been used you say? Follow the same directions and use to dress a nice light seafood salad - something with a little crab is best. The results will leaving you feeling healthy and fresh, and you'll walk away from that meal with a new bounce in your step!  Till next time, Eat Up and Eat well!

[EvB]

Looking to get rid of that spring-fresh vinegar & water mix? Mr. Food says add a couple pinches of your favorite herb/s, 2 tbsp. of good virgin olive oil, and use to top a nice Mesclun mix. Deee-licious! What about if the V&W's been used you say? Follow the same directions and use to dress a nice light seafood salad - something with a little crab is best. The results will leaving you feeling healthy and fresh, and you'll walk away from that meal with a new bounce in your step!  Till next time, Eat Up and Eat well!

Once again Phan, my friend - you come to my rescue - you have actually come up with a more repulsive suggestion than mine!

Another idea is to purchase the reusable ones -- a bit pricey, particularly if you are going to cover your entire body with them  - but then - it will save you the trouble of emptying the disposables.

I wonder if they sell these by the case?

[EvB]

And since we are being so wonderfully graphic - here are some images of tampons, menstrual or contraceptive sponges (also sued to fake virginity buy pre-filling them with pig's blood) a douching instrument, and a condom - all from the early 1900's

Now - how creative do you feel about widening the theme - just a bit - of your costume, MV?

[Max]

so which part do you stick on your nose?

[Michael Vandeven]

now see... if i found that old douche around the house, i'd think it's a turkey baster.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

now see... if i found that old douche around the house, i'd think it's a turkey baster.

I'm pretty sure it made a cameo appearance during one of the gym training scenes in Rocky II.

[EvB]

so which part do you stick on your nose?

You could try sticking the small end of the tampon up you rnose and letting the rest dangle. When people ask you about it, go Monty Python on them:

Q:  What's that hanging from you nose?

M: Whatever do you mean?!

Q: You have a lump of something on a string dangling from you nose.

M: PREPOSTEROUS!

Q; No, REALLY! (reaches for tampon) Let me show you.

M: (jumping back and taking umbrage) Keep you hands OFF me sir!  You are CLEARLY INSANE!

and so forth.

[Michael Vandeven]

and so forth.

haha