Topic: Premiere Responds to CoastGab??

[Avi]

These kinds of posts are why I really can't be fucked...

Now, this sounds like a plea for help. Surely, it is a serious problem. Take two Viagra, and don't call. Onan, your reply was delightful and hilarious. I am merely resorting to crudity.

Seriously (if I can manage it), yes, I do think this site is perused by Premiere, et al, but action is only taken insofar as the bottom line is not affected. I think Premiere is quite interested in the criticism here, because it is done intelligently and specifically. I have no connection to Premiere, but I remote viewed their rationale.

[aldousburbank]

What's the Latin term for "self consumed ass clown"?

Nooris Sphinturus?

[onan]

but I remote viewed their rationale.

I sometimes try the remote viewing thing... but I just end up contemplating my belly button.

[aldousburbank]

And, aldous, I love the way you completely disarm an uncomfortable situation.     

TW, in the spirit of full disclosure, I am equally capable of heavily reinforcing the armaments of an uncomfortable situation (just for shits and giggles), as I am at arranging fluffy magic jumping castle comfortable scenarios in the midst of the perils of societal wasting disease.  I was never one to hang out in the middle of the road.  One of these days before the end of the world, us weirdos need to converge in Parumph for an official chupacabra barbeque and Ft. Rock roast, doncha think?

[Treading Water]

TW, in the spirit of full disclosure, I am equally capable of heavily reinforcing the armaments of an uncomfortable situation (just for shits and giggles), as I am at arranging fluffy magic jumping castle comfortable scenarios in the midst of the perils of societal wasting disease.  I was never one to hang out in the middle of the road.  One of these days before the end of the world, us weirdos need to converge in Parumph for an official chupacabra barbeque and Ft. Rock roast, doncha think?

Count me in...I'll bring the brownies...I've had many compliments on my brownies... ...

[Michael Vandeven]

life (and numerous posts by "the wanderer") has taught me that when a man feels compelled to explicitly state how well educated he is, he usually isn't.

[Treading Water]

life (and numerous posts by "the wanderer") has taught me that when a man feels compelled to explicitly state how well educated he is, he usually isn't.

Good, then there's no problem with not inviting him to the bar-b-que.

[anagrammy]

TW, in the spirit of full disclosure, I am equally capable of heavily reinforcing the armaments of an uncomfortable situation (just for shits and giggles), as I am at arranging fluffy magic jumping castle comfortable scenarios in the midst of the perils of societal wasting disease.  I was never one to hang out in the middle of the road.  One of these days before the end of the world, us weirdos need to converge in Parumph for an official chupacabra barbeque and Ft. Rock roast, doncha think?

Absomentolutely!  Have our own  in annual get-together and call it the Art Bell Pahrumpus!

Anagrammy

[aldousburbank]

Count me in...I'll bring the brownies...I've had many compliments on my brownies... ...

Since I have been vegetarian (please don't eat me!) for the past 3 decades, I will be accommodating any fellow non-flesh partakers by bring free range, cage free tofucabra to grill.  This also has the effect of limiting the negative effects of chupacabra poaching which has, IMO, been responsible for the dearth of sightings over the last several years.

On the other hand, I am not so set in my ways as to not offer the rest of you omnivores some of my cousin Beto's special spice-rubbed Lorax, whose populations have been growing out of control here lately.  It's the other white meat.

[Avi]

You are not alone, O vegetarian. I can fire up some Smart Dogs and defy anyone to tell the difference (yes, C2C had a nutritionist on the other night who proclaimed hot dogs eeeevil. The noive!). Of course, I'm sure a few craft beers would accompany the tofucabra excellently.

[aldousburbank]

...and, I will transfer my frequent flyer points at the Chicken Ranch to Mr. Fort Rock.  This alone would make Parumphpalooza a worthwhile affair.

[Avi]

I once drank a juniper beer, so I think I can handle some nast ol' hemp. L'chaim!

[guildnavigator]

First annual PahrumpCon?



I'll bring the hash and cannabis flowers, and a lighter.




I have distant married-in relatives who I don't particularly know that well, but they live in Pahrump. In fact I kind of dislike them. They live in Pahrump and don't know who Art Bell is. Would be great to crash their house with 20 or so coastgabbers! Good way to get to know them better?

[anagrammy]

...and, I will transfer my frequent flyer points at the Chicken Ranch to Mr. Fort Rock.  This alone would make Parumphpalooza a worthwhile affair.

Aldous Burbank, you've done it again!  Parumphalooza (take out one 'pa') is PERFECT.  Now let's select a time.  You are prolly familiar with the weather patterns in the desert in Nevada, what's the best month for a chili sin/con carne cookoff?

Ana