Jan--Brooklyn, New York
Come on guys, you know you love her. I would venture to guess that anyone who is even an occasional listener to Coast has heard Jan from Brooklyn. I'd often be distracted and miss George mention this lady's name and location prior to her beginning her incessant babbling rant with that "wacky" voice. Those of you that have heard her know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Think Aunt Bethany from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and you have "that" voice. Over time and with each increasingly frequent appearance, I began fabricating theories on the 'how and why' this lady cunningly makes her way through Coast's call screeners. At first I thought it was just an act--a character actor like you'd hear on Stern--I mean, can an individual with such a freakin' annoying voice and mindless chattering really exist outside the entertainment biz?!? Then I began to think Coast's producers were intentionally green-lighting this nut's calls for the sheer annoyance and freak factor it adds to the show. You usually catch her when Georgie's hosting but damn near swear I've heard her call in while Ian was hosting on a Saturday show. I still can't figure out if she's real or a "plant" cause in either case, Jan's got a direct studio line. Like a drug of abuse, I know I'll never recoup those lost hours of life I've squandered on Snoory's Friday night open lines. It's a guilty pleasure, a secret you'd not readily admit to anyone--yet I find myself waiting and hoping Jan will once again phone to rant and banter with those obnoxious pipes. Lunacy in it's rare, true form.