Topic: Friend of the show, actor Doug Hutchinson, 51, marries 16 year old.

[Frys Girl]

Avi,


Add to that the fact that a lot of women don't have enough self-worth to demand respect and unfortunately a lot of fathers don't teach their sons to be respectful. It's as if people have no idea how to relate to each other with basic caring and respect so they attempt to wing it and fail.


Not to get too technical, but when a woman has sex, she releases enzymes that are the same ones released during child birth and breast feeding. We bond when we do these things, and I can't think of a more stupid way of fighting nature than having multiple sex partners. It's devastating, no matter how much you've lost it.

[BobGrau]

Awww man...

...and this thread used to be such a turn-on...

thanks a LOT, avi! 

[Agent : Orange]

Link.

:S
How much abuse did this girl have to go through to wind up skanking in a pumpkin patch with Tooms?

[General Johnson Jameson]

:S
How much abuse did this girl have to go through to wind up skanking in a pumpkin patch with Tooms?

Makes my brain hurt as to why she feels now that she is married, that she can do things and act in such a way as an adult would. She isn't 18 and needs to knock that shit off until she is. The worst imo is in the Aussie t.v. interview where she makes eyes with the camera. I mean wtf. Seriously.

Modified to add: Is it fair to say that we are all pretty much in agreement as to what is going to happen to this girl?

[JJNDCA]

Sorry avi,

we have a major difference of opinion. You must believe im violent, that i beat my daughter, and am misogynistic. I'm not. The fact is, women like sex. Women LOVE sex. If you talk to females, you will find that sex is something they love. So, why not get paid for it? All your points come from ONE viewpoint: Religious, which i don't agree with. If you were to think more realistically instead of theoretically, you would understand why "selling your body" really isn't something to get worked up about.
Lets address what you have said that i have said.
I did not say "all women are golddiggers". I do not believe this.

I did not say at ALL that violence against women is acceptable. Porn has nothing to do with violence. THAT is a mainstream religious viewpoint spouted by preachers in the southern US and has nothing to do with reality. CAN porn be violent? Hell yes. Can the porn lifestyle be voilent? Hell yes. Can driving a car in the street turn violent? Hell yes. Can driving a car period turn violent (crashing into things)? Hell yes. Am i still going to drive? Hell yes. Am i some violent person who beats my wife and daughter? No, and insinuating that i think that shows you dont know shit about me and if you're going to talk in such terms then you're really not worth debating with.

So, are you going to debate reasonably without resorting to ad hominems or defamation of character, or are you simply going to consider me a "vile scum bag" that "beats my kids and wife" and "thinks violent thoughts constantly" or are you going to consider that maybe i just have a different viewpoint and i like the shape of a female body in coitus? And oh, there are reasons i watch porn, other than me being violent. Just to put that out there. If you want to know why, you'll have to ask politely. Or hole up in your ivory tower thinking that your long winded rants make you "superior" to all other forms of life? Im ok with that.

[General Johnson Jameson]

More stories in the news today about Mrs Tooms. Pictures from before her deal with Satan for her soul.
Look at these pictures, then and now....two completely different people.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2054386/Inside-Courtney-Stoddens-photo-album-Teen-bride-joined-sisters-bikini-modelling-shoot-aged-12.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

[JJNDCA]

Avi,


Add to that the fact that a lot of women don't have enough self-worth to demand respect and unfortunately a lot of fathers don't teach their sons to be respectful. It's as if people have no idea how to relate to each other with basic caring and respect so they attempt to wing it and fail.


Not to get too technical, but when a woman has sex, she releases enzymes that are the same ones released during child birth and breast feeding. We bond when we do these things, and I can't think of a more stupid way of fighting nature than having multiple sex partners. It's devastating, no matter how much you've lost it.

Are you fing kidding? Really? EVERY scientist worth his salt KNOWS that the human race SURVIVED by having multiple sex partners. There is no debating this fact within the scientific community. None. ONLY in the religious community will you here people spout this drivel. There are tons of books on the subject, and those that AREN'T from a religious viewpoint ALL support the theory that humans are not meant to be monogamous. Just type into google Humans Are Not Made Monogamous and you'll see what i mean. Hell even typing into google "Humans are made to be Monogamous" brings up "humans are not made to be monogamous". Try it yourself. If you don't trust google, find some books on the subject.

[punkinpie]

Have you guys seen courtney's twitter? 14 karat comedy gold. Or am I too late to the thread?

I've tried to avoid this story because it's just creepy.  Hell, I didn't know what I was missing until you pointed me to her twitter.  You are correct, comedy gold! 

"Exotically crawling through such a kittenish day as my saucy senses playfully pounce on every single frisky fantasy that comes my way; Rawr!"

WTF does that mean?  Her tweets remind me of pop-up ads for webcam whores.

[punkinpie]

This was just tweeted....

"Seducing the sensuous nights senses by sweetly swaying my body to a seductive strobe-light as rock-n-roll rhythms reign over me "

It reads like a woman desperate to be a mail order bride who learned English as a second language.   

[Avi]

Sorry avi,

we have a major difference of opinion.

So, we have a difference of opinion. You seem to feel personally attacked, which was not my intention. The attitudes I describe, I do not necessarily attribute to you, but to porn in general. The depiction of women as gold-diggers is commonplace in porn, but I will say that your words "Eve probably said, 'You can fuck me if you feed me,' " would appear to address the way in which one views the fundamental nature of women. I am glad to know that the impression I took from those words is, as you say, not correct. Anyway, I am not speaking from a religious standpoint, although I am an Orthodox Jew, but from my own consideration of the ethics involved in the production of porn and from what I consider to be social justice. I can live with the fact that you don't agree with me. We must all do what we think is right.

[General Johnson Jameson]

This was just tweeted....

"Seducing the sensuous nights senses by sweetly swaying my body to a seductive strobe-light as rock-n-roll rhythms reign over me "

It reads like a woman desperate to be a mail order bride who learned English as a second language.   

As uncouth as that is, do you really believe that she authored that?
I think it's Tooms writing that bullshit on there. How fucked up this that?

[punkinpie]

As uncouth as that is, do you really believe that she authored that?
I think it's Tooms writing that bullshit on there. How fucked up this that?

As I was reading her tweets it occurred to me that it didn't sound like words from a 17 year old, no matter how slutty.  It could be him, but as messed up as Hollywood is, it could be a writer that he's hired.  I've read about stars hiring comedians and professional writers to manage their tweets.

[The General]

As I was reading her tweets it occurred to me that it didn't sound like words from a 17 year old, no matter how slutty.  It could be him, but as messed up as Hollywood is, it could be a writer that he's hired.  I've read about stars hiring comedians and professional writers to manage their tweets.

If that is the work of a hired writer, they need to be fired.  That is surely straight from the mind of Courtney herself.  With all certainty.

[The General]

Pretty funny video here from Anderson Cooper...

http://cnn.com/video/?/video/topvideos/2011/10/24/ac-ridiculist-courtney-stodden.cnn

[Treading Water]

Wow.
Hate to be a downer, but wow.  How sad was that? 

[The General]

Wow.
Hate to be a downer, but wow.  How sad was that?

Sad, yes.  But sometimes you have to laugh at the absurdity of it all.

[b_dubb]

I get the impression that as Trailer Bride gets more and more press that Dougy Boy is increasingly getting more and more shit from friends and family about marrying a trashy teenager

[Treading Water]

Sad, yes.  But sometimes you have to laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Oh yeah.  I do plenty of that.  I just feel guilty after........

[The General]

I feel guilty too, after a lot of things...

But anyway, as has been mentioned before, Courtney's facial contortions in the above videos are worthy of note.  I work in a neighborhood where there are a lot of street people on drugs, and I recognize these facial tics.  My guess is meth.  Just a guess, and I wish her (and him) the best.  But if she's on drugs and dougs, I don't see how this ends well. 

[General Johnson Jameson]

I get the impression that as Trailer Bride gets more and more press that Dougy Boy is increasingly getting more and more shit from friends and family about marrying a trashy teenager

Hehe, TrailerZilla. Ever think Tooms married a teenager to distract from the possibility that he is actually gay?

[General Johnson Jameson]

I work in a neighborhood where there are a lot of street people on drugs

Would you kindly share some of your experiences with these people with us, General?

[b_dubb]

Hehe, TrailerZilla. Ever think Tooms married a teenager to distract from the possibility that he is actually gay?

or that his career is over?

[The General]

Would you kindly share some of your experiences with these people with us, General?

Oh, don't get me started.  In my neighborhood we call them shit mummies, because they come at you with their hands out murmuring unintelligent gibberish, and they are covered in shit.  I don't know how these people aren't rounded up and put into rehab or jail or work camps or something.  They're damn lucky I don't run things.  I'm overrun with shit mummies over here.  And let me tell you something else, don't take the alleys.  No sir, stick to the streets.  Not unless you want the sight of aging feral human homosexual behaviour burned into your retinas.   Or unless you want to see a 50 year old crack whore taking a shit naked.  I don't recommend it.

[Avi]

Hehe, TrailerZilla. Ever think Tooms married a teenager to distract from the possibility that he is actually gay?

No, but I did think that when I saw the picture of Ed Dames and his beard - I mean, Ukranian bride (for one low price, comes complete with child). One of my gay colleagues - what can I say? I'm in the performing arts - saw the vid I posted of Ed the surfer boy (in the Debunking Thread), and said, "That is some major bottom action," and I quote. Anyway, back to Pimp my Teenzilla.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Ever think Tooms married a teenager to distract from the possibility that he is actually gay?

"or that his career is over?"

I say he's gay...

"The teen bride told RumorFix exclusively that she’s going as a little girl. She says she’ll be wearing pigtails, a skirt, and knee-highs, all while sucking on a sucker!

Hearing this, we just had to ask what Courtney’s husband Doug plans on being for the spooky day. The actor’s mother-in-law Krista Keller told us exclusively, “Doug is going as Courtney Stodden! He’ll wear a blonde wig, big high shoes, a little skimpy outfit, and will stuff a bra because he will have to make his chest look pretty ample.”

The teen bride’s mom-ager tells us the couple will most likely stay in and watch scary movies."
Source-http://rumorfix.com/2011/10/exclusive-courtney-stodden-doug-hutchison-halloween-costumes-revealed/

[Agent : Orange]

"The teen bride told RumorFix exclusively that she’s going as a little girl. She says she’ll be wearing pigtails, a skirt, and knee-highs, all while sucking on a sucker!

I just died a little

[General Johnson Jameson]

saw the vid I posted of Ed the surfer boy (in the Debunking Thread

Vid was deleted due to a copyright claim from a "Remote Viewing Products Inc". 

[General Johnson Jameson]

I just died a little

Meanwhile...The Mother is rejoicing from the media stampede
I feel your pain Agent. However, I don't understand if this is being done to piss off all the people and draw their attention in more, or is there even worse sickness infested here, or both, shit! 
In the short time I have followed this story I have become aware or cognisant of some disturbing things, but info that in ways could be valuable. I learned that pictures like the ones being talked about taken on Halloween with the candy, that is some sort of code for pedophiles.
There is a vid in this thread or linked where she is in a video with a backdrop with candy etc if you remember. What exactly is going on here?

[Avi]

Vid was deleted due to a copyright claim from a "Remote Viewing Products Inc". 

I suppose the reception was not gracious enough. Too funny, but the statements in response to the vid, that I recorded here, were transcribed as uttered.

[General Johnson Jameson]

I suppose the reception was not gracious enough. Too funny, but the statements in response to the vid, that I recorded here, were transcribed as uttered.

I haven't seen the video you speak of, but I assume it was back when Dames had long hair? After seeing that picture of him and HIS..bride to be, it saddened me so I give him a pass. I'm not sure if that was the correct decision now.
He certainly is protective of his "work" and I don't know about any of the rest of you, but why in the Hell does he change the name of his company or form a new one every time a dog farts? Little too shady for me, but I am open to explanations.