
That brings forth an unpleasant memory from my youth. She reminds me of an English teacher who castigated me (in front of the whole class, no less, er, no fewer, er, no less) for using "less" instead of "fewer". She acted like I just strangled her cat.
Teacher Voice: "Mr. Capone, you and your slacker peers comprise an illiterate generation that should be executed for their crimes against the English language."