Topic: If George were to write another book... and...

[Max]

you could help out with the title of the book....

what would be your best suggestions??


I got:

1. Worker with a flashlight
2. Curious George in the Dark
3. Worker with no insight.

ok I want your best ideas for titles..

[EvB]

Not as good as yours, Max -- but here's my best shot at the moment:




1. Worker for the Money

2. Ass-Hat in the Sped Class

3. Worker's Not too Bright

4. Georgie Pulls His Puddin' Pie

5. Working Towards a Darwin Award

6. I Know You Are but What Am I?

7. No Talent Necessary

8. 2012 -- Why Wait?

9. This is the Best they Could Get

10. It IS a Portal!




Now - someone ELSE try!   

[Σεληνόλυκος]

1. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Nationally Syndicated Talk Radio Host

[Charles]

1. The Art of Not Really having a clue and having a talk show dropped in your lap after a real host retired.


Rather lengthy ... some of it may have to go on the back cover ... but I think it'll sell.

[Camazotz Automat]

With suggested dedications?


17.  3 Toothpicks: How To Grow An Avocado Tree
   dedicated to Dr. Morgus

16. George Noory?s Pocketbook Guide to the Stars and Where They Live
   dedicated to Shirley Jones

15. 2012: A Preparation Guide
   dedicated to the Mayan civilization

14. 2012: The Beginning of an End
   dedicated to Nostradamus

13. It?s 2013:  Where Do We Go Now?
   dedicated to the memory of Wesley Snipes (a valued Tahiti Village representative)

12. 2112: The True End! (Recalculated)
   dedicated to Edgar Cayce

11.  I Love It! Tales of the Unknown & 11:11
   dedicated to my fans and the I.R.S.

10.  Hello, I?m George?s Prostate: A Guide to Men?s Health
   dedicated to my doctor and Cherry Express (with love)

9.   Celebrities Know More Than You Think
   dedicated to Pat Boone

8.   Everything I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From Walt Disney
   dedicated to Good ol? Walt

7.  The Noory of Talk
   dedicated to Art Bell

6.  Angels or Demons?
   dedicated to Jesus Christ, Buddha, and Ian Punnett

5.  There?s Something Going On
   dedicated to Cherry Express - my favorite dancer

4.  The Power of Positive Friction In Your Life
   dedicated to Premiere Radio Networks & Cherry Express... hubba hubba

3.  Guide to the Great Restaurants of Los Angeles
   dedicated to Wienerschnitzel hot dogs

2.  I?m No Expert, But Who Is?
   dedicated to my parents and their poodle ?Arsenic.?

And the number one suggested title for a new book by George Noory:

1.  The Face On Uranus
   dedicated to Richard C Hoagland

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

With suggested dedications?


13. It?s 2013:  Where Do We Go Now?
   dedicated to the memory of Wesley Snipes (a valued Tahiti Village representative)


And the number one suggested title for a new book by George Noory:

1.  The Face On Uranus
   dedicated to Richard C Hoagland

That #13 was cool, but #1 is so very nice. Thank you.

[Camazotz Automat]

That #13 was cool, but #1 is so very nice. Thank you.

My pleasure, old chap.  Honestly.  All in a day's wyrk during a wyrking vacation.

This website helps keep me sane.

(or at least consistent in my insanity)

[Max]

And the number one suggested title for a new book by George Noory:

1.  The Face On Uranus
   dedicated to Richard C Hoagland

OMFG that is amazing.. I love it...

I think I have been bested..

and I thought worker with no insight was good.. but this...

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

OMFG that is amazing.. I love it...

I think I have been bested..

and I thought worker with no insight was good.. but this...

Seriously!!! The Face on Uranus.........PRICELESS
And Richard C. Hoagland being the rug *that ties it all together*, simply awesome.

[EvB]

Seriously!!! The Face on Uranus.........PRICELESS
And Richard C. Hoagland being the rug *that ties it all together*, simply awesome.

TRUTH!

I'll be amazed if anyone can beat it, but I hope someone tries.