Author Topic: Things That Annoy You (Read 89726 times)

noorysmoustache · « **Reply #60 on:** July 03, 2011, 06:24:22 AM »

I don't tend to be a hateful person really, I always, always try to humour something first, however - I simply cannot humour reality TV. I could go into a lengthy explanation but I fear at the moment, I might just spontaneously combust if I did.

Afixer · « **Reply #61 on:** July 03, 2011, 12:31:46 PM »

I read thru this thread and agreed with most "gripes" so I didn't have anything to add that really got me boiling ... until today. It's July 4th, our Nations's birthday. I usually tune into the CBS "Sunday Morning"...
http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/sunday/main3445.shtml

It's usually pretty good with a mix of current affairs and the more eclectic. Today I fully expected to see mostly July Fourth theme stories but instead the liberals won out again and damn the patriots. I watched stories covering Capone, Cameron Diaz & of all things American... Cockatiels. I try not to cuss too much ... but this PISSES ME OFF! Can't those "thumb" sucking, toe licking liberal bastard producers take one stinkin' hour, one stinkin' Sunday, to honor the country (one of a few BTW) that allows their demented minds free reign on our airwaves 24/7. Now I'm pissed!

CBS ... stick this where the sun don't shine ...

onan · « **Reply #62 on:** July 03, 2011, 02:47:15 PM »

Quote from: Afixer on July 03, 2011, 12:31:46 PM

I read thru this thread and agreed with most "gripes" so I didn't have anything to add that really got me boiling ... until today. It's July 4th, our Nations's birthday. I usually tune into the CBS "Sunday Morning"...
http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/sunday/main3445.shtml

It's usually pretty good with a mix of current affairs and the more eclectic. Today I fully expected to see mostly July Fourth theme stories but instead the liberals won out again and damn the patriots. I watched stories covering Capone, Cameron Diaz & of all things American... Cockatiels. I try not to cuss too much ... but this PISSES ME OFF! Can't those "thumb" sucking, toe licking liberal bastard producers take one stinkin' hour, one stinkin' Sunday, to honor the country (one of a few BTW) that allows their demented minds free reign on our airwaves 24/7. Now I'm pissed!

CBS ... stick this where the sun don't shine ...

Actually, at least in my time zone it is the third of july.

But my calendar does lean liberal.

Sent from my DROIDX

Afixer · « **Reply #63 on:** July 03, 2011, 03:37:31 PM »

Quote from: onan on July 03, 2011, 02:47:15 PM

Actually, at least in my time zone it is the third of july.
But my calendar does lean liberal.

".... it's not my fault Captain. Stupid watch is running fast again."

But really onan, it's a weekly show. Today would have been the day to celebrate the fourth.

Morgus · « **Reply #64 on:** July 03, 2011, 04:39:24 PM »

Happy Birthday to America!

Also Happy 49th Birthday to "Top Gun/Maverick" Tom Cruise
(born on the 3rd of July)

More celebrity July 3 birthdays: http://www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_monthday=07-03&refine=birth_monthday

MV · « **Reply #65 on:** December 29, 2011, 09:52:04 PM »

I'm sooooo sick and tired of being directed to the Facebook profiles of unknown bikini-clad girls who have 50 "tease" pictures of themselves with their "come hither" poses. Absolutely lame. Facebook isn't the place for sexual content, just like a supermarket aisle isn't the place to lift weights or try on scuba gear. The indecency restrictions imposed on Facebook photos completely renders this shit an underwhelming exercise in futility.

We live in an era of INSTANT access to MILLIONS of videos, free of charge, showing stunningly beautiful women engaging in some of the most perverse activities one could imagine. At the end of these videos, someone requires a roll of Bounty. Your little "tease" pictures taken in front of a bathroom mirror with your phone and posted on Facebook are completely frustrating and irrelevant. Stop it, dummy.

You're hot. Okay!!!! We fucking get it. Pathetically, your entire identity in life is your body and the fact that men want to fuck it. That's awesome. Call me up in 20 years so I can see how that's worked out for you. In all likelihood, you'll be toiling over a cesarean scar and hoping nobody sees your cellulite. So move the fuck over and make way for the next 5,000,000 bitches posting the exact same useless tease pictures. While you're wasting everyone's time with that silliness, the rest of us will be watching YouPorn.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #66 on:** December 29, 2011, 10:41:00 PM »

I live in a city that starts projects in late Fall, like repaving sidewalks or streets...then ceases these unfinished projects for the winter. Fucking brilliant. So there are three major streets within two blocks of my home that are torn up, and won't be fixed until March.

That's annoying enough and it's horrific aesthetically. But forget how bad it looks, it's awful to walk on and as someone who has sprained his left foot/ankle over 200 times since May 2, 1985-I fuckin' hate it. Ya see, my "creator" being the prankster he is, gave me the feet of an NBA center, but I stopped growing at 6'1". Don't get excited ladies(or you fags), I'm Irish, that offsets my size 16 feet.

That's it. I hate my city, my creator and my feet.

The General · « **Reply #67 on:** December 29, 2011, 11:16:56 PM »

As heartless as it may sound, the homeless annoy the shit out of me. Or as people used to call them before everything was softened: BUMS. They have taken over the neighborhood I work in. Literally taken over, the police do nothing. I see their behavior daily and they are not victims, they are predators. I ranted about it before, you can read that post here.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #68 on:** December 29, 2011, 11:24:18 PM »

Sharing living quarters with someone who watches Nancy Grace, Greta Von Frankenstein and Showbiz Tonight...and insists on telling me about it. More often than not, I feel like the people sitting next to Robert Hays in "Airplane".

MV · « **Reply #69 on:** December 30, 2011, 12:23:50 AM »

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on December 29, 2011, 11:24:18 PM

Sharing living quarters with someone who watches Nancy Grace, Greta Von Frankenstein and Showbiz Tonight...and insists on telling me about it. More often than not, I feel like the people sitting next to Robert Hays in "Airplane".

i could possibly handle the other two shows, but nancy grace? i'd have to hire a hitman.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #70 on:** December 30, 2011, 12:27:53 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on December 30, 2011, 12:23:50 AM

i could possibly handle the other two shows, but nancy grace? i'd have to hire a hitman.

Yeah, that's probably the worst in my estimation as well. If I stop posting here, after a few days check the Boston newspapers and you'll understand my absence. "Couple in their 30's found dead, Nancy Grace show is reason given in a detailed suicide note"

I kid, of course...I think $:-\$

Frys Girl · « **Reply #71 on:** December 30, 2011, 02:23:45 PM »

I love this thread. Great idea.

Things I hate:

1. When people ask if my nails are fake. Rude question to begin with, but it assumes that if the polish is neat and my nails don't look ratty, it can't be because of my ability to groom myself.

2. Kids. Mind you, I also think kids are cute, but they annoy me. Thank God for dogs.

3. Kids in the grocery store.

4. Parents. They act so superior and fragile at the same time. Screw you. It was your choice to have kids and be miserable or joyous. Shut up and do it.

5. Anyone who knocks on my door with religious pamphlets. Once I said I don't speak English, and these people brought someone to translate the following week. GET A LIFE! I have God, and I don't need you to convert me anyway. Besides, bothering people during the weekend is a poor start.

6. When stores ask me to donate money. This is especially annoying at a store like Whole Foods, where stuff is overpriced. If I get a bag discount, I'm taking it. Don't ask me to give it up for corn farmers in Mexico. As a business, you can give back. Just don't charge me. Charity has gotten way too commercial.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #72 on:** December 30, 2011, 02:24:58 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on December 30, 2011, 12:23:50 AM

i could possibly handle the other two shows, but nancy grace? i'd have to hire a hitman.

For the right price, I can make it happen. I wonder what she looks like in the morning if she looks that bad after hair and makeup.

MV · « **Reply #73 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:04:03 PM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on December 30, 2011, 02:24:58 PM

For the right price, I can make it happen. I wonder what she looks like in the morning if she looks that bad after hair and makeup.

i remember being at my mom's house one day as nancy grace's show was blasting throughout the living room. she was talking about the birth of her baby (or was it twins? who cares.). i could only think to myself, "wow. a man actually had to ejaculate into this woman for that to happen. just... wow." she's such an ugly person, and i'm not even talking about her physical attributes. she's just a hideous, man hating, bottom feeding, self righteous bully with a severe female inferiority complex.

NefariousBanana · « **Reply #74 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:37:55 PM »

She's like a female Alex Jones. Why anybody would fuck her is beyond my comprehension.

Harmness · « **Reply #75 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:40:56 PM »

George Noory.

MV · « **Reply #76 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:54:44 PM »

Quote from: The General on December 29, 2011, 11:16:56 PM

As heartless as it may sound, the homeless annoy the shit out of me. Or as people used to call them before everything was softened: BUMS. They have taken over the neighborhood I work in. Literally taken over, the police do nothing. I see their behavior daily and they are not victims, they are predators. I ranted about it before, you can read that post here.

i am with you here, although we don't have homeless people walking about the street in cape girardeau, missouri.

on the same track, i'm sick of poor people. i'm not talking about people who don't have much money. i'm talking about people who exhibit and live that "poor" mentality. i see "poor" as a state of mind, not a bank account balance. the amount of awful legislation that's been passed in the name of protecting "the poor" is sickening to me. fuck the poor.

paid for by the committee to elect michael vandeven.

The General · « **Reply #77 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:58:33 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on December 30, 2011, 03:04:03 PM

i remember being at my mom's house one day as nancy grace's show was blasting throughout the living room. she was talking about the birth of her baby (or was it twins? who cares.). i could only think to myself, "wow. a man actually had to ejaculate into this woman for that to happen. just... wow." she's such an ugly person, and i'm not even talking about her physical attributes. she's just a hideous, man hating, bottom feeding, self righteous bully with a severe female inferiority complex.

This assumes that she is capable of viviparous reproduction, and I think it more likely that she reproduces asexually. Most bacteria like her reproduce via binary fission. She just gets turned on, shakes a little, and then splits in half.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #78 on:** December 30, 2011, 03:59:11 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on December 30, 2011, 03:54:44 PM

i am with you here, although we don't have homeless people walking about the street in cape girardeau, missouri.

on the same track, i'm sick of poor people. i'm not talking about people who don't have much money. i'm talking about people who exhibit and live that "poor" mentality. i see "poor" as a state of mind, not a bank account balance. the amount of awful legislation that's been passed in the name of protecting "the poor" is sickening to me. fuck the poor.

paid for by the committee to elect michael vandeven.

Most homeless people are mentally ill and/or substance abusers. We have to change how we view them before we can help them effectively. I have seen the same man in my "area" begging at intersections for almost a decade. He looks awful and drunk. I feel sorry for him, but I refuse to enable him by giving him cash, as delightful as he may be. He flicks off people if they don't give him money. Once, I drove by and the entire group of cars at the light didn't offer him cash, so he flicked us off with both hands as we drove by him. Lovely.

MV · « **Reply #79 on:** December 30, 2011, 04:05:34 PM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on December 30, 2011, 03:59:11 PM

Once, I drove by and the entire group of cars at the light didn't offer him cash, so he flicked us off with both hands as we drove by him. Lovely.

as bill hicks once said, "well, then. it certainly wasn't your personality that put you on the street."

b_dubb · « **Reply #80 on:** December 30, 2011, 08:35:46 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on December 30, 2011, 03:54:44 PM

on the same track, i'm sick of poor people. i'm not talking about people who don't have much money. i'm talking about people who exhibit and live that "poor" mentality. i see "poor" as a state of mind, not a bank account balance. the amount of awful legislation that's been passed in the name of protecting "the poor" is sickening to me. fuck the poor.

could you elaborate on what you mean by this?

b_dubb · « **Reply #81 on:** December 30, 2011, 08:37:31 PM »

I'm sick of "working class hero" bullshit. just because you go to work and hang drywall or change tires doesn't make you special. everyone else has a job. get over yourself asshole

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #82 on:** December 30, 2011, 11:03:44 PM »

Quote from: b_dubb on December 30, 2011, 08:37:31 PM

I'm sick of "working class hero" bullshit. just because you go to work and hang drywall or change tires doesn't make you special. everyone else has a job. get over yourself asshole

Those are jobs Americans(of any color) aren't allowed to do anymore.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #83 on:** December 31, 2011, 07:31:04 AM »

People who go to the gym smelling dirty and/or just rolled out of bed. I don't care if you're going to sweat again, you smell like a dump heap!!! You cause others to lose their ability to breathe. Just rinse yourself before you go out you jerks.

Avi · « **Reply #84 on:** January 01, 2012, 05:13:18 AM »

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on December 29, 2011, 11:24:18 PM

Sharing living quarters with someone who watches Nancy Grace, Greta Von Frankenstein and Showbiz Tonight...and insists on telling me about it. More often than not, I feel like the people sitting next to Robert Hays in "Airplane".

Now's a good time to start sniffing glue!

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #85 on:** January 01, 2012, 06:43:08 PM »

When you're decompressing on a sunday afternoon at about 5pm, just watching the NFL, and undercover cops come knocking on the door, because of some stupid shit my neighbor's worthless grandson did. Cops and junkies equally annoy me.

stevesh · « **Reply #86 on:** January 01, 2012, 07:31:35 PM »

1. Luddites who still write checks at the supermarket, most of whom don't even reach for their checkbooks until the cashier announces the total they owe.

2. Asshats who haven't figured out the four-way-stop intersection. If you get there first, don't sit there and wave me through ahead of you, you moron. If you have the right-of-way, take it. Things go faster for everybody that way.

McPhallus · « **Reply #87 on:** January 01, 2012, 08:09:31 PM »

1. People who, when traffic is backed up for some reason, need to merge and skip to the front of the line, trying to cut in front of everyone else.
2. Pushy IT recruiters who can barely speak English.
3. Cable companies.
4. Phone companies.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #88 on:** January 01, 2012, 09:12:55 PM »

Quote from: stevesh on January 01, 2012, 07:31:35 PM

1. Luddites who still write checks at the supermarket, most of whom don't even reach for their checkbooks until the cashier announces the total they owe.

Amen! The dumbfucks who I call the "oh,I have to pay?" crowd. Total imbeciles out on cloud nine,usually a cellphone attached to their hideous countenance. They need to die.

Evil Twin Of Zen · « **Reply #89 on:** January 02, 2012, 02:28:03 AM »


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http://www.myprecious.us/files/Ballad_of_Bilbo_Baggins.mp3