There were virtually NO callers so Noory had to let a mentally ill man babble about his delusions on...and on...and on... I kid you not, "The spiders were all wearing harnesses, like reindeer and then the Holy Angel (holy because she had holes for eyes) turned into Santa Claus."
Yes, I did snap fully awake at that one, thinking immediately, OMG--it's a parody! A Gabber got through!
But no, it was just some pathetic guy out there in Nevada (see Osagi- I took your advice and I am laying off Appalacia) baying at the moon. THAT guy he let ramble, but the encyclopedia reader he cut off mid-sentence for UFO Phil.
Log Date May 6, 2011, aboard the sinking USS Coast-to-CoastAM Flubber.
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