OK, here we go. The eldest daughter of Fergie had on a beige dress with a beige coil coming out of her forehead.
ALIEN1: Janorg, did you see the Earth gathering?
ALIEN2: Yes, Commander.
ALIEN1: Did you get the hologram for the Quadrant 4 Ritual Analysis Team?
ALIEN2: Yes, Commander. The Q4RATS will see the mock antennae exactly as we did.
ALIEN1: Janorg, here is a drink of floris for what you accomplished today. This is the missing link we have been waiting for--proof positive that the creatures have racial memory of our ancestors, the Glorious Ones. The shaman's headpiece is a simultude of the antennae sported by the Glorious ones who used the ancient technology of portable atmospheric bubbles. There is no question the humans are trying to call back to earth the contact with the gods they curiously seek at this important tribal event.
ALIEN2: Does this mean there will be disclosure, Commander?
ALIEN1: Could be, Janorg. This could be IT-- Our race has been waiting for this for millions of years for solid proof and this is undisputable. There is no other reason for an earthling to be sporting a dimensional antenna attenuator.