Oh man, this is right up my alley. I hate text speak and I hate 'net speak'.
FTW used to mean "Fuck the world" until the basement dwellers turned it into "for the win" I much prefer the first incarnation.
"Epic" is definitely overused and it's use should be banned in all countries.
On youtube vids- it's hard to describe, but if you read some of the comments on popular vids you'll see what I'm drawing a blank on trying to describe.
"In soviet russia _____ eats you" What the hell does that even mean? Soviet Russia hasn't been around in years, so this is moot.
FML- used primarily by teeny boppers, but it's usage has increased amongst other demographics.
Along the same line, let me toss in my thoughts on Facebook-
There is this feature called 'check in' or something like that. For instance you go the Waffle House (or Huddle House depending on your area) and while you are waiting for smashed & smothered hash browns you pop on FB from your E-phone and find the location of said Waffle House and 'check in'. What's the point of this? Do we care that you are at Waffle House?
Without running off at the keyboard about FB, check out my side project where I piss & moan about things. I don't update it often, but I will be correcting this. Halfway down the page is my FB rant. As with any ranting, not everyone will share the same views, but it could be a good read regardless!
http://thingsatrandom.blogspot.com/