This seems to be the closest thing to an all purpose Rob Simone thread (Hint to MV: consolidate? Heck, I suppose you got better things to do, and maybe Mr. "loverboy voice"
Simone hasn't even earned one yet). So last night he does a segment about missing bees, and my mind goes numb because I've had it with the missing bees thing already. Then he goes into the Roswell crash
, and I'm thinking, great, just what we needed, another Roswell show, because whenever I think of Roswell I think of old people mumbling incoherently, and alien autopsy hoax videos, and horrible made for TV movies, and tacky postcards, and Noory beating the subject to death with his banalities, then Simone plays a recording of a radio newscast that aired shortly after the incident
and there was something shocking about it. Something real. Something about the innocence of the times where somebody could announce that a spaceship had crashed outside of old bubba's farm as easily as he was reporting on the weather, and how that would be that last time the government would let anybody get away with it. Where had this tape been all these years? Why hadn't I heard it before? Good job, Simone.