Ahem, listen up Red,
I am unable to get a long form birth certificate for MY OWN SON who was born in California and I WAS THERE. All they could give me was the short form certification, which they said is acceptable for every purpose. They said they can't find the other one and--even though there are no coincidences--the hospital isn't so good at record-keeping either.
Are you sure you can't believe our government is a bureaucratic bumbling mess as an Occam's Razor choice over, say, a conspiracy to plant a muslim in the US Government....or maybe a reptilian?
Anagrammy
PS. DId you notice this is a forum for Coast To Coast conversations, not a political forum, of which there are THOUSANDS. Just sayin'.