Poll

With the last Art Bell revelation, do you think he's coming back ?

Yes
Yes, as soon as a pit can be dug in the desert for Snoory.
Yes, as soon as Mel's Hole is available for Snoory.
No
Maybe
It's all a hoax perpetrated by Carnavora.

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Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3840 on: February 25, 2012, 12:00:10 AM »
Each time I visit this forum things get stranger and stranger... I really have no idea what could happen next.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3841 on: February 25, 2012, 12:48:16 AM »




Anagrammy quitting Coastgab has proven far worse than Art Bell quitting (how many times?... now has Bell quit… I lose track… oh yes… 5,000,008).  Hang on everyone:  Art will continue with his teases -- that's all he knows how to do.  The beat goes on.


I am so distressed over Bell screwing us all over and over (constantly)... I think I'll head over to the Pahrump Valley Winery for a drink or three (:45 away).  Oppps... they (the Pahrump Valley Winery) actually does not grow grapes in Nevada.... they import them (grapes) from out-of-state.  Oh well I find comfort in knowing that Art is still for real.


i get the impression you're simply trolling this thread, trying to get a rise out of people, and not in a fort rock-ish "cute retard in the family picture" kind of way.  it's more in a "guy who keeps poking people with an HIV infected needle" kind of way.  so, please stop.  you're not having a conversation with anyone through these comments.  you're trolling.  at least fort rock's trolling techniques don't come off as caustic and abrasive.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3842 on: February 25, 2012, 01:33:42 AM »
Thank you Michael! I've made a true ally of the Scorpion Army of Art Bell, even though he wants to be a Concientious Objector to the whole Mission! This is kind of getting like the Vietnam War here!

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3843 on: February 25, 2012, 02:00:02 AM »
Wait a second... every time Anagrammy is away, Fort Rock is here, and everytime Fort Rock shows up to save the day, Anagrammy is gone...

...

... Agent Orange, that's the craziest idea you've ever had


Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3844 on: February 25, 2012, 02:00:36 AM »
This is kind of getting like the Vietnam War here!
If you mean one of your own men is going to roll a grenade into your tent while you are sleeping, I think you're right.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3845 on: February 25, 2012, 02:07:31 PM »
Enlist? Harmness, you can be a Commissioned Officer! At least a Brigadier General!

Geez, I'd've been happy going in as an E-3.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3846 on: February 25, 2012, 02:10:18 PM »

i want to be a maggot infested, unemployed hippie protesting your army on the national mall.  sign me up for that.

Take a bath, you stinky nonconformist you!

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3847 on: February 25, 2012, 04:30:11 PM »

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3848 on: February 25, 2012, 04:53:59 PM »
OK I'll do my melting routine, but the surprise will be on you when he returns!
OUR FEARLESS LEADER IS RISING AGAIN
SCORPION ARMIES AT HIS SIDE
GEORGE NOORY SHAKES WITH FEAR
KDWN'S 50,000 WATTS OF SCORPION VENOMS
WE LOVE OUR ART BELL WITH PASSION AND GLEE!
FROM "THE DESERT OF THE SEA" TO HAPPY EARS
THE WORLD CHEERS FOR ART BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fort Rock, would you be interested in being Obama's new press secretary?

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3849 on: February 25, 2012, 06:19:28 PM »
As to being Obama's Press Secretary, might be fun, BUT living on the East Coast? No thank you!

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3850 on: February 25, 2012, 06:43:47 PM »
As to being Obama's Press Secretary, might be fun, BUT living on the East Coast? No thank you!
I guess DC is a long ways from Portland

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3851 on: February 25, 2012, 09:54:27 PM »
...BUT living on the East Coast? No thank you!

Why is that such a scary proposition?

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3852 on: February 27, 2012, 01:12:54 AM »
It's a little quiet here! Well tommorrow Fort Rock's School is back in session! Keeping skies bright until Art Bell returns to the airwaves! What a wonderful mission I have!

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3853 on: February 27, 2012, 01:20:50 AM »
I KNOW, EVERYONE'S NUTRITIONAL LEVELS ARE GETTING A LITTLE LOW WAITING FOR ART'S RETURN!
TIME FOR A RECIPE FOR A WONDERFUL BOWL OF RUSSIAN BORCHT SOUP, GREAT FOR THESE COLD FEBRUARY DAYS:

Ingredients
1 1/2 cups thinly sliced potatoes
1 cup thinly sliced beets
4 cups vegetable stock or water
2 tablespoons butter
1 1/2 cups chopped onions
1 teaspoon caraway seed (optional)
2 teaspoons salt
1 celery stalk, chopped
1 large carrot, sliced
3 cups coarsely chopped red cabbage
black pepper to taste
1/4 teaspoon fresh dill weed
1 tablespoon cider vinegar
1 tablespoon honey
1 cup tomato puree
sour cream, for topping
chopped tomatoes, for garnish
Directions
1.Place sliced potatoes and beets in a medium saucepan over high heat; cover with stock, and boil until vegetables are tender. Remove potatoes and beets with a slotted spoon, and reserve stock.
2.Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Stir in onions, caraway seeds, and salt; cook until onions become soft and translucent. Then stir in celery, carrots, and cabbage. Mix in reserved stock; cook, covered, until all vegetables are tender, about 10 minutes.
3.Add potatoes and beets to the skillet. Season with black pepper and dill weed. Stir in cider vinegar, honey, and tomato puree. Cover, reduce heat to medium low, and simmer at least 30 minutes. Serve topped with sour cream, extra dill weed, and chopped fresh tomatoes.
Nutritional Information
Amount Per Serving  Calories: 128 | Total Fat: 5g | Cholesterol: 11mg Powered by ESHA Nutrient Database
Nutritional InformationRussian Cabbage BorschtServings Per Recipe: 8
Amount Per Serving
Calories: 128
Total Fat: 5gCholesterol: 11mgSodium: 908mgTotal Carbs: 19.8g    Dietary Fiber: 3.7gProtein: 3g VIEW DETAILED NUTRITION
About: Nutrition Info

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3854 on: February 27, 2012, 02:29:58 AM »
fort rock... i have merged your old account's posts into your new account and deleted the old account.  don't create any more accounts.  also, this will enable coastgab's newer members to easily go back and read a consolidated history of your insanity spanning 14 months.  helps put things into context.  however, i recommend users read this thread from post number 1.  hell... print it out.  it would make a great bathroom read.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3855 on: February 27, 2012, 02:57:18 AM »
...also, this will enable coastgab's newer members to easily go back and read a consolidated history of your insanity spanning 14 months.  helps put things into context.  however, i recommend users read this thread from post number 1.  hell... print it out.  it would make a great bathroom read.
And I could finally put certain posts to the use they are best suited for...

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3856 on: February 27, 2012, 03:04:07 AM »
And I could finally put certain posts to the use they are best suited for...


you are totally correct.  see?  there are so many benefits to starting on the toilet with post 1.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3857 on: February 27, 2012, 08:21:29 AM »
ft rock's return brings me happiness in some sick sad way.


the laughs are priceless. almost JC Webster-like.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3858 on: February 27, 2012, 10:41:21 AM »
I KNOW, EVERYONE'S NUTRITIONAL LEVELS ARE GETTING A LITTLE LOW WAITING FOR ART'S RETURN!
TIME FOR A RECIPE FOR A WONDERFUL BOWL OF RUSSIAN BORCHT SOUP, GREAT FOR THESE COLD FEBRUARY DAYS:

Ingredients
1 1/2 cups thinly sliced potatoes
1 cup thinly sliced beets..........

Really dude?  A recipe?  A recipe?  Really?

Let me tell you something.  You've lied a hundred times on this forum.  You lied about having 'insider information' about Art Bell.  You made prediction after prediction that did not come true.  You lied about being a reporter for 'Unknown Country.'  You lied about being acquaintances with Whitley Strieber.  You lied about everything you posted.  Everything you post is a delusional lie.  You even started multiple accounts under different names to bolster your case, am I the only one that remembers that?    I, for one, never believed your lies for a second, but some here wanted to and you strung them along.

We called you out on it.  Months ago.  We even gave you a public shaming that would have made Don Rickles blush.  We dredged the internet for personal information about you and posted it here, for everyone to see and to have a good laugh at you.  We all laughed at you.  We were all pissed off at you.

Then Art Bell himself posted in this forum.  He posted that he is retired.  End of story.  So shut up about this scorpion army shit.  Just shut your face about it.  Art's not coming back, and people need to stop thinking that his imminent return is just around the corner.  He owes us nothing, especially you, you lying little troll.

Aren't you embarrassed by your actions?  Aren't you shamed that you have exposed yourself as a fraudulent clown in every post?  We all even know your name.  We know where you live, what you do for work, and private details about your life that should embarrass the hell out of you.  Aren't you ashamed of yourself?  The fucking hubris it takes for you to pop your head back into this forum after everything that's gone down, and post a GOD DAMN RECIPE like NONE OF THIS HAPPENED?!?!  Didn't you have a father to teach you self respect? Have you never thought of the value of earning your peer's respect?  What the fuck is wrong with you?

Rather than merge your accounts, I wish Michael would have banned you.  I think you suck.  Just know that we ALL know you are a fraud, and the only reason that I can think of that he is letting you stay is for sheer comedic value, so that we can all LAUGH at you once again. 

Over and out.


Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3859 on: February 27, 2012, 11:04:45 AM »
C'mon give him a break. It is clear (channel) he is auditioning for Toast to Toast A.M. or if  he does not make it there, then he will surely start his own morning program, The Brew. 


Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3860 on: February 27, 2012, 11:58:20 AM »
... You lied about being acquaintances with Whitley Strieber...

Yikes, who would lie about that?

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3861 on: February 27, 2012, 12:15:37 PM »

Yikes, who would lie about that?


lol, exactly.  as phil hendrie once said, "it's like trying to get laid by saying you were the bass player for jethro tull."

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3862 on: February 27, 2012, 12:46:43 PM »

I think you're letting him get under your skin a little too much.  No one is taking this clown seriously at this point.  He exists only for our amusement.

Really dude?  A recipe?  A recipe?  Really?

Over and out.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3863 on: February 27, 2012, 01:10:50 PM »
I think you're letting him get under your skin a little too much.  No one is taking this clown seriously at this point.  He exists only for our amusement.

I just want him to know the reality.  We're all laughing at you, Fort Rock.

And I have an incredibly low tolerance for bullshit.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3864 on: February 27, 2012, 01:39:19 PM »
To The General & McPhallus:
Relax, BREATH the air around you! Sense the caring and loving humor I provide here until the Return of Art Bell guarded by The Scorpion Army to the airwaves! He's returning soon in full force to the airwaves. I've realized like Major Ed Dames (who Art continues to support up to today) that predictions and remote viewing cannot "see" specific dates, because it's not timeline driven. Art cares, and Art will return to being that healing voice in the night, when all is lost, we may turn to him in the "Desert Of The Sea"! All I'll say, is patience, and BELIEVE! It will happen, SOON!

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3865 on: February 27, 2012, 05:05:45 PM »

TIME FOR A RECIPE .... GREAT FOR THESE COLD FEBRUARY DAYS:


No very cold Feb. days where I live... my tulips are already blooming... looks like I'll have to pass on the recipe (what a shame!).  Is anyone familiar with potion making?  Is FortRock trying to coerce us into concocting a deadly brew?

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3866 on: February 27, 2012, 05:54:08 PM »
To The General & McPhallus:
Relax, BREATH the air around you! Sense the caring and loving humor I provide here until the Return of Art Bell guarded by The Scorpion Army to the airwaves! He's returning soon in full force to the airwaves. I've realized like Major Ed Dames (who Art continues to support up to today) that predictions and remote viewing cannot "see" specific dates, because it's not timeline driven. Art cares, and Art will return to being that healing voice in the night, when all is lost, we may turn to him in the "Desert Of The Sea"! All I'll say, is patience, and BELIEVE! It will happen, SOON!

BOOOOORING
We've heard all this before. Do something new.
Dance, troll! Dance!

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3867 on: February 27, 2012, 05:55:05 PM »
I have made a decision, the outcome of it's result will be announced in due time. Take care all!!

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3868 on: February 27, 2012, 06:04:13 PM »
BOOOOORING
We've heard all this before. Do something new.
Dance, troll! Dance!
Salsa Dancing is good!
That's my request for the troll dance. 

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3869 on: February 27, 2012, 06:13:48 PM »
I have made a decision, the outcome of it's result will be announced in due time. Take care all!!
Good.  Living life as a woman is really your only option.  Glad you finally see it.